Body part of the week - Revision history

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Xanderao at 17:43, 5 September 2011

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 ==Current Body Part of the Week==
-Week of November 6, 2011:
+Week of November 13, 2011:
-The Cry (Beginning with "B")
+The Ulna is a rather boring body part. I honestly do not know much about it other than it being an arm bone and am too lazy to look it up on Wikipedia. So I will draw a nyan cat instead. ~=[,,_,,]:3
-There are two acceptable times for a man to cry. Both of these start with the letter "B", one of which does not apply to men, as a Banshee is not a man, so there is really only one cry that is acceptable and it starts with a "B". I am speaking of course of the Battle Cry. An immortal moment captures this perfectly: "There they toil away, like their fathers and grandfathers before them. Forced to break rock with nothing but their thick skulls. I would help them, but what do you do with a bunch of kids who don't know how to do anything but bang their heads all day long?" (voice nearly trembling with emotion) "You start a revolution, Lars. (pause) Right now! IT IS TIME TO SOUND THE BATTLE CRY!"
+(Thanks to [[K2]] for showing me that a while back)
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 Generally used as a receptacle for unspecified objects, right after your foe serves you an again unspecified object. Many have posited that the objects happen to be the same, and said object is merely served directly to your face. This is still a topic of some controversy.

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 ==Current Body Part of the Week==
-Week of October 30, 2011:
+Week of November 6, 2011:
-Your FACE.
+The Cry (Beginning with "B")
-Generally used as a receptacle for unspecified objects, right after your foe serves you an again unspecified object. Many have posited that the objects happen to be the same, and said object is merely served directly to your face. This is still a topic of some controversy.
+There are two acceptable times for a man to cry. Both of these start with the letter "B", one of which does not apply to men, as a Banshee is not a man, so there is really only one cry that is acceptable and it starts with a "B". I am speaking of course of the Battle Cry. An immortal moment captures this perfectly: "There they toil away, like their fathers and grandfathers before them. Forced to break rock with nothing but their thick skulls. I would help them, but what do you do with a bunch of kids who don't know how to do anything but bang their heads all day long?" (voice nearly trembling with emotion) "You start a revolution, Lars. (pause) Right now! IT IS TIME TO SOUND THE BATTLE CRY!"
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 This body part is in a very special group of parts which can actually be given, but not retained by the recipients. The Look, when properly delivered, can have many different effects, depending on the method of delivery. It is therefore important to properly deliver The Look otherwise, you might have someone feel kind of awkward when you wanted them trembling in fear. If you have ever been in this sad situation, shame on you and you know how important this is for continued survival when you are facing the Ravenous Bugblatterbeast of Traal. Hint: do not give the Ravenous Bugblatterbeast of Traal a Look of any kind. It assumes that if you cannot see it, it cannot see you, and therefore you will remain uneaten.

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	Generally used as a receptacle for unspecified objects, right after your foe serves you an again unspecified object. Many have posited that the objects happen to be the same, and said object is merely served directly to your face. This is still a topic of some controversy.		Generally used as a receptacle for unspecified objects, right after your foe serves you an again unspecified object. Many have posited that the objects happen to be the same, and said object is merely served directly to your face. This is still a topic of some controversy.
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 ==Current Body Part of the Week==
 Week of October 23, 2011:
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 I mean two out of four. God I am tired.

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 ==Current Body Part of the Week==
-Week of October 16, 2011:
+Week of October 23, 2011:
-I mean two out of four. God I am tired.
+The Look
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 This is a strange part of the body as it only appears on certain people posthumously if and only if they have an awesome name or power associated with them. These are either powerful items or complete mcguffins required for completing certain quests. Famous relics include: The false mustache of Pugachev, the Beard Trimmer of Albus Dumbledore, the Eyes of Helen Keller, and the Tiny Obstinate Splinter that She Could Never Get Out in the End of Joan of Ark.

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−	Look, I've been really busy. And still am. And probably will be for the next few weeks. Give me a break. Not that anyone but the people in my head have been giving me a hard time about this. Well. Two out of three anyways...	+	Look, I've been really busy. And still am. And probably will be for the next few weeks. Give me a break. Not that anyone but the people in my head have been giving me a hard time about this. Well. Two out of three anyways...
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		+	I mean two out of four. God I am tired.

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 ==Current Body Part of the Week==
-Week of September 25, 2011:
+Week of October 16, 2011:
-The Relic
+Um, not the robot arm?
-This is a strange part of the body as it only appears on certain people posthumously if and only if they have an awesome name or power associated with them. These are either powerful items or complete mcguffins required for completing certain quests. Famous relics include: The false mustache of Pugachev, the Beard Trimmer of Albus Dumbledore, the Eyes of Helen Keller, and the Tiny Obstinate Splinter that She Could Never Get Out in the End of Joan of Ark.
+Look, I've been really busy. And still am. And probably will be for the next few weeks. Give me a break. Not that anyone but the people in my head have been giving me a hard time about this. Well. Two out of three anyways...
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 This fickle part of the body will come and go at all times. It, like the nose and ears will continue to fluctuate in size even after the rest of your body stops growing. The most branded part of the body in this day and age, there are some things you never forget.

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 ==Current Body Part of the Week==
-Week of September 4, 2011:
+Week of September 11, 2011:
-The Fuck
+The Memory.
-This is the part of the body rarestly given, especially at CMU. Yeah, that's right. I just made that joke.
+This fickle part of the body will come and go at all times. It, like the nose and ears will continue to fluctuate in size even after the rest of your body stops growing. The most branded part of the body in this day and age, there are some things you never forget.
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 Dipped in tar, the head is a great decorative piece for any castle gate to let your subjects know that you are not fucking around when it comes to dealing with traitors. The ancient Celts used these as tradable collectibles, later to be replaced by pogs. When boiled of all flesh and the top removed, it could be made into a decent cup for drinking wine, as long as it was from an enemy. Drinking out of the skull of a comrade is considered poor taste.