Buy more tangerines - Revision history

Djyin: replaced link with archive link

2025-04-14T04:53:54Z

replaced link with archive link

Scunning: Removed reference to A14

2011-09-01T22:14:39Z

Removed reference to A14

Jaeloku at 08:32, 6 October 2008

2008-10-06T08:32:38Z

Zarf at 19:49, 27 April 2007

2007-04-27T19:49:35Z

Johnson6: no Wikipedia-style footnotes :(

2007-02-01T19:05:39Z

no Wikipedia-style footnotes :(

Johnson6 at 19:03, 1 February 2007

2007-02-01T19:03:10Z

Ed at 03:02, 18 November 2006

2006-11-18T03:02:55Z

Dlstern: formatting

2006-11-07T06:34:15Z

formatting

Dlstern: added full flier text

2006-11-07T06:32:33Z

added full flier text

Ed at 05:13, 7 November 2006

2006-11-07T05:13:25Z

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 Originally featured as the last line of an early rambling promotional [[KGB]] flier, "Why aren't you buying more tangerines?" has become an organizational catchphrase.
-Also, the game Tangerine Panic (found at http://tangerinepanic.com/) is full of awesome.
+Also, the game Tangerine Panic (found at https://web.archive.org/web/20091221074034/http://tangerinepanic.com/) is full of awesome.
 ==The flier text==

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 ==The flier text==
-Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in [[Breed Hall]] (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays Breed Hall is Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a [[General body members|member]] of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate [[Boris Yeltsin]], honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, "Hey, you know I might join the KGB." I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!
+Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in [[Breed Hall]] (Margaret Morrison 103). We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a [[General body members|member]] of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate [[Boris Yeltsin]], honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, "Hey, you know I might join the KGB." I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!
 [[category:Inside jokes]]
 [[category:Slogans]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 08:32, 6 October 2008
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	Originally featured as the last line of an early rambling promotional [[KGB]] flier, "Why aren't you buying more tangerines?" has become an organizational catchphrase.		Originally featured as the last line of an early rambling promotional [[KGB]] flier, "Why aren't you buying more tangerines?" has become an organizational catchphrase.

		+	Also, the game Tangerine Panic (found at http://tangerinepanic.com/) is full of awesome.

	==The flier text==		==The flier text==

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 ==The flier text==
-Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in [[Breed Hall]] (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays Breed Hall is Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a [[General body members|member]] of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate Boris Yeltsin, honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, "Hey, you know I might join the KGB." I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!
+Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in [[Breed Hall]] (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays Breed Hall is Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a [[General body members|member]] of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate [[Boris Yeltsin]], honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, "Hey, you know I might join the KGB." I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!
 [[category:Inside jokes]]
 [[category:Slogans]]

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 ==The flier text==
-Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in [[Breed Hall]] (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays it's every Monday at 4:30 PM in Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a [[General body members|member]] of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate Boris Yeltsin, honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, "Hey, you know I might join the KGB." I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!
+Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in [[Breed Hall]] (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays Breed Hall is Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a [[General body members|member]] of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate Boris Yeltsin, honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, "Hey, you know I might join the KGB." I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!
 [[category:Inside jokes]]
 [[category:Slogans]]

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	Originally featured as the last line of an early rambling promotional [[KGB]] flier, "Why aren't you buying more tangerines?" has become an organizational catchphrase.		Originally featured as the last line of an early rambling promotional [[KGB]] flier, "Why aren't you buying more tangerines?" has become an organizational catchphrase.
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		+	The text of this flier was as follows:
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		+	Boogie until you puke, no wait, come to KGB Mondays at 4:30 PM in Breed Hall (Margaret Morrison 103). [footnote: nowadays it's every Monday at 4:30 PM in Margaret Morrison A14.] We love you. You'll love us. Give us money. You can be a member of the most gratuitously silly campus organization in existence. KGB is like Orange Juice. It's like everything you've ever known that's good for you. So, run and tell your mother that you'll be busy on Monday evening because you're going to join the KGB. No, we don't hate Boris Yeltsin, honest, really. Bring as many friends as you have. Bring as much food as you have. Bring as much money as you have. Bring all of your clothing and as much canned yams as you can buy on short notice. No shoes, no shirt, no service. The other day, Mike Murphy said to me, ``Hey, you know I might join the KGB.'' I didn't believe him, and you probably shouldn't believe me. Rampant consumerism is destroying the American work ethic, but you can still join the KGB. Polyester leisure suits are still out of style, but everyone cool is still a member of KGB. KGB, KGB, KGB. Why aren't you out buying more TANGERINES?!!?!?!??!

	[[category:Inside jokes]]		[[category:Inside jokes]]

← Older revision		Revision as of 05:13, 7 November 2006
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	[[category:Inside jokes]]		[[category:Inside jokes]]