Highlander Cafeteria - Revision history

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Highlander tagline "There can be only one..."

"Yeah like anyone would be *dumb* enough to franchise this eatery!" -so0s

Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander

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	Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s\|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of evil campus food.		Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s\|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of evil campus food.
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		+	Curiously, Highlander was scientifically designed to be both open and spacious and entirely unusable if more than about 20 people were trying to get food at the same time. Divided into multiple stations, each station could only support about four people in line, and once the lines backed up, chaos resulted.

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	Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].		Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].

−	Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s\|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of ~~Highlander and~~ evil campus food.	+	Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s\|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of evil campus food.

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-[[ http://akas.imdb.com/title/tt0091203/ Highlander]] tagline "There can be only one..."
+[http://akas.imdb.com/title/tt0091203/ Highlander] tagline "There can be only one..."
 "Yeah like anyone would be *dumb* enough to franchise this eatery!" -[[User:so0s|so0s]] in one of her extremely [[snarky]] moments
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 Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].
-Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [[http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House]] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.
+Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.

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	"Yeah like anyone would be dumb enough to franchise this eatery!" -[[User:so0s\|so0s]] in one of her extremely [[snarky]] moments		"Yeah like anyone would be dumb enough to franchise this eatery!" -[[User:so0s\|so0s]] in one of her extremely [[snarky]] moments

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	Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].		Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].

−	Thankfully by the time Highlander was spawned, [[User:so0s\|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [[http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House]] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.	+	Thankfully by the time Highlander the Inedible was spawned, [[User:so0s\|so0s]] had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [[http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House]] memorized and even had their employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.

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	Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].		Just when [[CMU]] students and [[KGB]] members thought it might be safe to eat on campus came the replacement for [[Kiltie Cafe]]: Highlander Cafeteria. Like 'Kill Me', Highlander made starvation diets attractive and also provided much fodder for the [[Fruit of the Month Club]].

−	Thankfully by the time Highlander was spawned, had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [[ http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House]] memorized and even had employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House what you ~~want~~?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.	+	Thankfully by the time Highlander was spawned, had the phone number ((412) 422-4178) for [[http://www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~moose/food/dumplinghouse.html Dumpling House]] memorized and even had employees trained to respond to her every regal whim for the prompt and courteous delivery of delicious Chinese food...they always remembered her dorm room number, her telephone extension, and her predilection for extra fortune cookies. Their cheery greeting of "Hello Dumpling House, what you order?" immediately banished all thoughts of Highlander and evil campus food.