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		<title>Xanderao: Created page with &quot;Abe: Wonderful things about applying to be an RA next year, pictures he drew, livejournals, T-shirt going to be ready on Friday  Akiva: Email about Attitudes and Persuasion, n...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;Abe: Wonderful things about applying to be an RA next year, pictures he drew, livejournals, T-shirt going to be ready on Friday  Akiva: Email about Attitudes and Persuasion, n...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;Abe: Wonderful things about applying to be an RA next year, pictures&lt;br /&gt;
he drew, livejournals, T-shirt going to be ready on Friday&lt;br /&gt;
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Akiva: Email about Attitudes and Persuasion, now next on waitlist, t-shirt&lt;br /&gt;
size, gorgeous out, should meet outside&lt;br /&gt;
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Styger- get board get carded, activities fair, booth Friday thing with&lt;br /&gt;
stuff, Kage key, bear trap, want to reserve Breed Hall, auction on&lt;br /&gt;
28th?, useless people auction&lt;br /&gt;
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Matt- postcards- dkaplan- postcard from Baltimore, lea- extremes of&lt;br /&gt;
temperature, tepid- antiawesomosity, doll with eyeball on her stomach,&lt;br /&gt;
class, food, something else&lt;br /&gt;
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Rebecca: lots of classes, doesn't know what they are, because they're&lt;br /&gt;
all going to change, slept a lot, don't die, because then Matt would&lt;br /&gt;
have to take minutes, lies in minutes&lt;br /&gt;
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Emily: cooler full of pennies and receipts in the office, smelt&lt;br /&gt;
Canadian pennies, $[censored], beautiful email from Angie- off&lt;br /&gt;
waitlist for 90-053, got in math class she wanted&lt;br /&gt;
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Person over there with the green shirt: present for Christmas, making&lt;br /&gt;
things, rode a roller coaster today, movie tonight is Ghostbusters,&lt;br /&gt;
rlambert's parents watched it the night before she was born, scanning&lt;br /&gt;
rolls of stuff, Scanners that like blueprints?, lea can find out&lt;br /&gt;
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CTFWS- March 25, GREs, Abe changed credit card, didn't bill him, Greek&lt;br /&gt;
sing, Mafia night, tiramisu full of alcohol, gave bgilbert access to&lt;br /&gt;
things&lt;br /&gt;
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New time for exec? 1700&lt;br /&gt;
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Committee for gratuitous exec shenanigans, Lizza doesn't know what's&lt;br /&gt;
going on, passes&lt;br /&gt;
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Sichuan house closed, Bangkok something&lt;br /&gt;
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we aren't following order of business at all&lt;br /&gt;
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Ed and Akiva planning on performing Psyfe's play- do it at activities&lt;br /&gt;
fair and pass out KGB flyers?&lt;br /&gt;
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Em needs people that people signed&lt;br /&gt;
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(rlambert, Styger, and Lizza sign Matt)&lt;br /&gt;
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move to get busy, no second&lt;br /&gt;
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booth Saturday 14&lt;br /&gt;
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enlisting freshmen in the British navy&lt;br /&gt;
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Create British navy so we can impress people into it, Akiva likes war&lt;br /&gt;
of Jenkin's ear, passes, Styger is admiral, dlstern vice admiral&lt;br /&gt;
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#define war of Jenkin's ear booth&lt;br /&gt;
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impeach mkehrt for dereliction of duty- need 2/3 petition and a duck&lt;br /&gt;
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Jess reading books during exec&lt;br /&gt;
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motion to get the fuck out of here&lt;br /&gt;
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Abe- cold woke up sleep woke up sleep woke up fuck south side cold&lt;br /&gt;
[laughter] lebenese [sic] place. no soup fuckers tired less cold&lt;br /&gt;
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Akiva- no stuff&lt;br /&gt;
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Ave- going to EA&lt;br /&gt;
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Akiva- reign of terror&lt;br /&gt;
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Abelikes [sic] being fucked no classes Abe has a problem with door&lt;br /&gt;
bells, brocolli [sic] tempura, why is Ed here? PVC for Abe&lt;br /&gt;
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Styger- Event booth for d ummies [sic]. mkehrt takes excellent&lt;br /&gt;
minutes and is cool, booth; Breed Hall. Dave is here. Alatar&lt;br /&gt;
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[enter me].. did not used to be called the slave auction, wasn't held&lt;br /&gt;
during MLK week last year, Spirit didn't get their &amp;quot;panties in a&lt;br /&gt;
twist&amp;quot;, can't be forced to do anything or anyone you find morally&lt;br /&gt;
repugnant, huzzah for lmarsh, Akiva is a female wearing dominatrix&lt;br /&gt;
clothing, Ed can do kung fu- we should buy him, bughouse a useful&lt;br /&gt;
commodity&lt;br /&gt;
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mkehrt- Saturday went dancing, lots of fun, woke up at 15, TV, cake, 4&lt;br /&gt;
am, sleep, protest at Warner, stapler?, protesting military funding,&lt;br /&gt;
war with Iraq, Em thinks&lt;br /&gt;
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rlambert- half the day not supposed to exist, lies, people need to ask&lt;br /&gt;
her questions about matrix, had to get a key, took forever, late to&lt;br /&gt;
meeting, cold, white stuff, wouldn't tray- would involve stealing&lt;br /&gt;
things&lt;br /&gt;
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Em- Tartan out to get her, picked up Tartan, new edition in two hours,&lt;br /&gt;
could buy 67 KGB members or groups- everyone who got auctioned last&lt;br /&gt;
year twice, should make her feel better by throwing things at her&lt;br /&gt;
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Lizza- pulling an mkehrt, announcement that relates to all of us,&lt;br /&gt;
[lights off], why aren't you at home in bed? chair dfontain is sitting&lt;br /&gt;
on says &amp;quot;you will never learn anything useful in this room&amp;quot;, rave,&lt;br /&gt;
hiccups&lt;br /&gt;
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Pop occultism- a good home is happiness, Lizza is playing with&lt;br /&gt;
rlambert's hair, your dreams are never silly, Nazi artifacts in&lt;br /&gt;
Doherty, something about rlambert and Misha doing something they&lt;br /&gt;
shouldn't in an important federal building, new FBI, Misha not getting&lt;br /&gt;
arrested for at least 3 days- inauguration&lt;br /&gt;
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Good idea Bad idea- gargling with listerine, drinking listerine- drunk&lt;br /&gt;
driving, 26.9% liquor&lt;br /&gt;
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Campus security- In AA, listerine or Robitussen counts as a slip&lt;br /&gt;
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Andres- made C&amp;amp;I and almanac in Tartan- postal service things, when&lt;br /&gt;
the revolution comes, parking services will have their backs to the&lt;br /&gt;
wall&lt;br /&gt;
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Abe's hands spell like pot pourri shit&lt;br /&gt;
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Akiva- ethics training course on NIH website&lt;br /&gt;
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Matt- take OS, Pravda?&lt;br /&gt;
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Lectures and political speakers- Psyfe's play Friday at 17, Kirr, show&lt;br /&gt;
up, Ed's kung fu instructor and fellow student in C&amp;amp;I&lt;br /&gt;
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Chocolate- beer more carcinogenic than original flavoring for root&lt;br /&gt;
beer, chocolate stout- not banned yet, gonna grow chocolate tree&lt;br /&gt;
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Booth- quick booth meeting after meeting- stay here, shawn old, Teki&lt;br /&gt;
here for CTFWS&lt;br /&gt;
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Old Business: &lt;br /&gt;
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destruction of places of religious worship not mkehrt's pfault&lt;br /&gt;
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Akiva- quarter says Old Line State, pretty crappy, so was that report&lt;br /&gt;
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New business:&lt;br /&gt;
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Drquuxum wants us to sing U2 song, fails horribly&lt;br /&gt;
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shawn- discrimination committee&lt;br /&gt;
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vkaplan- something about sinister ducks, no second&lt;br /&gt;
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will someone please move something that will be seconded&lt;br /&gt;
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jgrafton- Ed seconds, committee to get more TJ people on campus, can&lt;br /&gt;
he change the motion after it's seconded? If no one objects. Ed&lt;br /&gt;
objects, motherfucker!, in favor do something horrible and TJ-like,&lt;br /&gt;
opposed love yourself, amended to burn TJ to the ground and blame&lt;br /&gt;
jgrafton for it, TJ delenda est!, passes, Brian for $9, he and kbare&lt;br /&gt;
chair&lt;br /&gt;
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Bead committee- will make sense later, will work with sun committee,&lt;br /&gt;
drquuxum for $4.50&lt;br /&gt;
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Announcements: &lt;br /&gt;
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Psyfe's production Friday, existentialist play, jcreed doing music&lt;br /&gt;
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politically incorrect auction&lt;br /&gt;
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Booth for dummies, power tools, wanking, eating pizza, booth meeting&lt;br /&gt;
after meeting, allocation out of order, $25 for safety goggles, passes&lt;br /&gt;
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Assassins game starting tonight- lcoyne won last game&lt;br /&gt;
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Pravda? No one has submitted anything at all.&lt;br /&gt;
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mkehrt doesn't use commas, had a plan to get Lucas to Dan's office so&lt;br /&gt;
she could kill him, but he killed her first even though she knew he&lt;br /&gt;
was supposed to kill her&lt;br /&gt;
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Andres- get a girl drunk, offer her $5 to take shirt off, will beat&lt;br /&gt;
the shit out of you, 10 cents shitty beads and she'll do anything,&lt;br /&gt;
don't try to move all your stuff in a geagle shopping cart from Schlag&lt;br /&gt;
to Mudge in the snow&lt;br /&gt;
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Shawn- moving to Pittsburgh in 20 days, White Wolf: Noun:the Verbing,&lt;br /&gt;
Pimp: the Backhanding, gamers misogynistic pigs who know nothing about&lt;br /&gt;
women&lt;br /&gt;
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Em: TA from last semester- paperwork, forgot to give her a grade&lt;br /&gt;
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Lizza: roommates complaining that she says random things when they&lt;br /&gt;
come in and she's sleeping and sits up and pretends she's awake, she's&lt;br /&gt;
better than Abe, Abe said &amp;quot;sex, stab, zombies&amp;quot;, Akiva should write&lt;br /&gt;
about dingoes&lt;br /&gt;
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vkaplan- film after meeting&lt;br /&gt;
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Shawn- freshman roommate talked in sleep, &amp;quot;goddammit. Give it&lt;br /&gt;
back,&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;I put it on your desk already,&amp;quot;... &amp;quot;All right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Booth&lt;br /&gt;
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Edward- Over New Year's had a really crappy time, changing clothes,&lt;br /&gt;
shopping cart, cop car, told to take shopping cart back, found Misha-&lt;br /&gt;
car&lt;br /&gt;
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Lizza invited to ball- ROTC Ball, costume shop&lt;br /&gt;
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Abe- Ceremony- played three of his requests- other people requested&lt;br /&gt;
two of them as well, Zombie Nation!!1!&lt;br /&gt;
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Akiva- anyone want to take shopping cart out of his garage and return&lt;br /&gt;
it to Misha&lt;br /&gt;
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Greg- motion to booth&lt;br /&gt;
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adjourn&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Minutes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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