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<p>Created page with &quot;Abe: mkehrt takes minutes will be quizzed sick, not allergies, styger on allergies sunday night Beeler house poison was sickness, has receipt what is it for? candy corn! proba...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Abe: mkehrt takes minutes will be quizzed sick, not allergies, styger<br /> on allergies sunday night Beeler house poison was sickness, has<br /> receipt what is it for? candy corn! probably for Halloween party,<br /> what is Indian Corn? Statute of Limitations on Allocations. More<br /> receipts. Other things EA, mkehrt minutes. Assignment due Sunday.<br /> Order<br /> <br /> [enter rlambert]<br /> <br /> Akiva: Attitudes &amp; Persuausion- Jon Mendelson, 2 frat guys, guy who<br /> doesn't speak English very well, playbill, Pravda?, dingoes eating parents<br /> <br /> Styger: Don't do activities fair, stupid, KGB fliers at the play, need<br /> to overhaul the quiz, event, event Shawn, antibiotics on crack<br /> <br /> Matt: sick, sucks, feeling kind of good, Tylenol vitamin cold things,<br /> make sore throat go away, make him really dizzy, really really like<br /> sort of (Akiva- &quot;You have veins popping out of your forehead.&quot;),<br /> hyper, took on empty stomach, consent forms<br /> <br /> Rebecca: cold, tired, office hours- 2 people came, including mrwright,<br /> more than he had for 251 office hours<br /> <br /> Emily: money, KGB communal real doll, busy- auditions, got into top 3<br /> pieces- 3 hours dance/week, 72 units, trying to hurt herself, doesn't<br /> like memorizing things, receipts from Styger- Styger's cool and gives<br /> her receipts and writes her name on them and what they're for<br /> <br /> Lizza- wonderful day, wonderful week, wonderful like, full of wonder,<br /> flute, real doll for KGB in office, Tartan recruitment meeting, got<br /> Aladdins<br /> <br /> Booth- event Friday, history of booth, going to be a pack of lies,<br /> don't mention the word bitter, people don't believe Ed when he says<br /> booth is fun, make something full of simple shapes, War of Jenkin's<br /> ear, vacuum, Home Despot<br /> <br /> Someone said KGB can't get booty- should do a survey<br /> <br /> Bylaws- need to have a meeting<br /> <br /> Tshirt committee? We gave it to rnathan and she disappeared. Didn't<br /> she say she wasn't going to do that? Yes.<br /> <br /> Ordinary Tshirt committee- Lizza will chair- Tetris (Rasputin),<br /> Actions, More generic shirts? We have artists now. CTFWS shirts,<br /> variant for judges?<br /> <br /> Is there a limit on how long committees can go unpaid?, members in bad<br /> standing, for auction don't get 60 days- 2 weeks<br /> <br /> Ed picked up APhiO's pig just for Abe<br /> <br /> [enter jbeckens]<br /> <br /> bgilbert- Web server that we're gonna have real soon now, LJ about<br /> rebooting machines, Abe's livejournal gets read every two minutes<br /> <br /> Keys to Gesling?, Kevin- voodoo magic, locksmith that doesn't care<br /> about do not copy<br /> <br /> We've been talking about relevant stuff 40 minutes- boring, <br /> <br /> Julie- what coference room is used for when we aren't here: 25 people<br /> at 2 am a few nights ago with big mouse heads and pig heads<br /> <br /> Lizza- deep sea animals washing up on shore because of tsunami, hoax<br /> <br /> Jess- shells on beach<br /> <br /> Styger's endorsing checks<br /> <br /> AB tech support? Dramatic lighting<br /> <br /> Lizza questioning Styger about colors<br /> <br /> Ashlee- coworkers suck- dirty old ladies who like to grope anyone in<br /> range<br /> <br /> Luke was half an hour late to work because of traffic, people should<br /> read securing windows part of website or not use windows<br /> <br /> cclub playing Brazil tomorrow, awesome, should come<br /> <br /> <br /> Akiva- not having a meeting (no officer quorum), Jared going to give<br /> Abe's report, stuff, mumblemumble, warm in CA, cold here, haha,<br /> fuckers<br /> <br /> Akiva- free food, loose women, 1VP hat, in a play Friday, hates people<br /> who didn't come, now a song aboug hating him, new person- John, ECE<br /> grad student, way the hell young, Joanna, painting, weight training,<br /> Mike, art, creative writing, likes orange juice<br /> <br /> Don't need officer quorum- nobody cares<br /> <br /> Em: &quot;Look, Styger's coming!&quot; (enter bohanlon)<br /> <br /> (Akiva with knife, as styger) Event, useless people auction- buy 6<br /> hours of people, money goes to KGB, email shawn if you want to auction<br /> yourself, Friday, 19, probably Breed, check bboard, come, it'll be<br /> awesome, buy and sell people<br /> <br /> (Akiva as Matt; stands on table) In a play Friday, awesome, submit to<br /> Pravda? like Akiva did- don't want a Pravda? entirely of Akiva<br /> submissions<br /> <br /> rlambert- anthropology homework- had to write observations- mrwright<br /> climbed a wall and pulled magnetic tape out of the ceiling, people<br /> took apart a power supply to charge a capacitor and shock gwillen,<br /> magic smoke came out, anthropology class going to be confused <br /> <br /> Em- 50 Arwen pendants, new people will understand why she was putting<br /> things in their hands<br /> <br /> (Akiva as Lizza- bouncing) traying, useless stuff, Kage, do boooth<br /> <br /> Committees:<br /> <br /> No pants- rlambert, success twice<br /> <br /> Good Idea/Bad Idea- Good idea- learning life skills in high school,<br /> bad idea- killing and skinning a guinea pig and rabbit in school-<br /> committee to destroy Ohio wants to recruit him<br /> <br /> Assassins- no game this week- something will be posted to bboard about<br /> game next week<br /> <br /> Doomsday- need more officers<br /> <br /> Booth- if you have an ebay account and can bid on bust of phrenology<br /> head<br /> <br /> One of Akiva's committees- retrophrenology<br /> <br /> Committee to burn TJ to ground- microwaves good idea<br /> <br /> Kung Fu- get drunk<br /> <br /> Secret affairs- Chuck here, none of us cleared to know why<br /> <br /> Esoteric something- Keith making up words<br /> <br /> Wes- Paper seems to be doing aerobics<br /> <br /> Committee to tell Wes that Functor's broken- Functor's broken<br /> <br /> Timecube committee<br /> <br /> Colored hair committee- Busy tomorrow, come to Laurel's room with hair<br /> and die (not sic- I like it parsed that way)<br /> <br /> O.B.<br /> mkehrt has pfennig- pigfucker- lack of people his pfault, pigfucking<br /> not- that's Abe's- does someone know how to be Styger and post that?<br /> <br /> N.B. <br /> Creidieki- move to awarding a commendation, Ed can lick his<br /> elbows- Em says he has to pay dues again<br /> <br /> Destroy Foxburrow, MA, Akiva didn't hear that, heard Destroy Heinz<br /> Field<br /> <br /> Committee to be a committee such that a committee is created at this<br /> meeting, amended to a committee such that a committee is created<br /> committee, amend to this statement is true? fails, dlstern hates us<br /> all, passes, $4.50 to drquuxum, Chuck is chair<br /> <br /> mstephen: committee to destroy KGB- committee to bring down KGB from<br /> the inside thinks it's redundant, Chuck thinks it's redundant with the<br /> purpose of KGB, Ministry of Truth: Even if the KGB were destroyed, it<br /> would still meet every day (WTF?) in MMA14, creating it doesn't<br /> violate bylaws- succeeding would, not true- if we can get enough<br /> signatures to dissolve it, it doesn't violate bylaws, can we recruit<br /> Spirit to help? Not talking about that given this week's event.<br /> Redundant with nomcom?<br /> <br /> (Enter Styger) Can start the meeting now- officer quorum.<br /> <br /> (Akiva as Abe): did stuff <br /> Akiva- did stuff<br /> (Akiva as Matt)- Pravda Pravda Pravda<br /> Styger- car accident on Beeler and wouldn't let her pass <br /> Em- give me money <br /> Lizza- stuff<br /> <br /> motion to make all the committees we just said existed actually exist<br /> so we can get money, passes- meeting we had just happened (we didn't<br /> create committee to destroy KGB)<br /> <br /> Motion to 1, By induction, bohanlon is fucked, Keith thinks rational<br /> numbers are better than one, amended to 3 1/2, in favor count to 3.5<br /> on fingers, opposed give yourself 3.5 fingers<br /> <br /> (enter mkehrt)<br /> <br /> Motion to censure mkehrt- no second<br /> <br /> jhr- would like tail call optimization on this meeting<br /> <br /> Motion to censure drquuxum- censure or censor? linear superposition,<br /> KGB likes money- bad idea<br /> <br /> Announcements- <br /> <br /> submit to Pravda?<br /> <br /> Event- auction, email shawn if want to volunteer, selling points to<br /> pimp yourself, bylaws committee- see her after this meeting<br /> <br /> random guy who wrote Pravda? submission in 40 seconds, ashamed, wants<br /> to resubmit<br /> <br /> Akiva was 5 officers today- awesome<br /> <br /> mrwright- interest in creating security awareness club for stuff like<br /> recreational lockpicking, talk to him<br /> <br /> love advice at yourmom.com, address it &quot;Dear Charles Manson&quot;<br /> <br /> Styger finally got her laptop back after bureaucracy, forgot to repair<br /> it<br /> <br /> mkehrt- sick, did lots of work, class went on forever<br /> <br /> Creidieki in CS lounge Tuesday- five art students assigned to find<br /> space in Wean/Doherty and get to know it, made up some customs,<br /> initiations on each other, men in suits came looking around- from Bill<br /> and Melinda Gates foundation, did major call- art, physics, math<br /> <br /> One paper figure sucking organs out of another<br /> <br /> Luke- watched heart valve implantation in class, had to get air<br /> bubbles out of it<br /> <br /> adjourn<br /> <br /> [[Category: Minutes]]</div>

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