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<p>New page: ==Officer Reports== Jared: Is the president and so is &quot;In Charge&quot;. *saluted*. Always interesting to see reactions when he says &quot;Ok. I have to go read the Bible/Koran&quot;. Glisson: Is the fi...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Officer Reports==<br /> <br /> Jared: Is the president and so is &quot;In Charge&quot;. *saluted*. Always interesting to see reactions when he says &quot;Ok. I have to go read the Bible/Koran&quot;.<br /> <br /> Glisson: Is the first vice president. Did *this much homework*. Bought spore instead. Did half as much homework and did *this much spore*.<br /> <br /> New People:<br /> Spencer. ECE. Connecticut. MMO addict!<br /> Nick. NJ. Mech-e. Guitar Hero Addict.<br /> Adam. MCS Math. New York. Top 200 X-Box Live rock band singing.<br /> Avi. Creative Writing. Pittsburgh. Likes to wear large shirts.<br /> Alan. Robotics. California. Climbed a redwood tree. I mean Is five seven. Grad student.<br /> cswan. Physics. Virgina. Rejected from TJ. Won the scavenger hunt. <br /> Paul. DC. CS. Spore addict.<br /> Spencer. Creative writing. Pittsburgh. Guild leader for WoW.<br /> Ravhit. CS. Pittsburgh. Not in any CS classes.<br /> Josiah. Jboning. ECE. Northern Virgina. Doesn't own a computer! Has two kidneys!<br /> Samantha. Engineer. NJ. Has a twin.<br /> Ashley. Lift 135 pounds.<br /> Patrick. Mech-e. Ohio. 167 pounds on a good day.<br /> Taylor. Chem-e. Intro course is boring. Moving from NC to Ohio. Pretty bad at hand stands.<br /> Trevor. NJ. CS. Likes to sleep.<br /> <br /> My spore character will kick yo characters ass.<br /> <br /> Carolyn: EVENT! Get board get carded! Underground tour! Fun with power!<br /> <br /> Nicole: Pravdas but there are not enough. Teach her how to get a PDF to print double sided more than once. Not enough Pravdas. Pravda is our news letter. Submit to it.<br /> <br /> Drew: Has a duck. Don't say &quot;Is that a duck in your pocket or are you just happy to see me&quot;.<br /> <br /> Laura: Underground tour. Wicked is steam punk and awesome.<br /> <br /> Liz: Weekend. Underground tour and awesomeness and homework. No homework until Thursday.<br /> <br /> MOAR NEW PEOPLE<br /> <br /> Dimitri. Ohio. SCS. Brown Hair!<br /> <br /> ==Committees==<br /> <br /> Pop occultism<br /> <br /> Focus on your long term goal. Good things will soon happen. Attend KGB events and PAY YOUR DUES.<br /> Prospect of a thrilling time ahead. But you'll go to get board get carded.<br /> Buy your time. Success is near. Expect in bed.<br /> Move to a wonderful new home within the year. Western psych?<br /> Career is moving towards service to others. &quot;Service&quot;<br /> A fateful friend is a strong defense. Normally bullets won't go through them.<br /> Success will astonish everyone. At get board get carded.<br /> Treasure what you have. Like, $1.50 in copper. Or is it zinc?<br /> Only sure thing about luck is it will change.<br /> <br /> Want a report on the reconstructive facial surgery on Dr Quuxum's face.<br /> Took a razor to his face.<br /> <br /> Assassins Committee<br /> Glisson has me as a target. Only know who my target is. Glisson wants to his me with a sock. Which he does. Now I am dead.<br /> Carolyn wants to kill Glisson. More explaining. 15 people expressed interested. Email him.<br /> <br /> Committee to get Dr Quuxum to buy more committees. Did share beard. Will be selling it at useless stuff auction.<br /> <br /> <br /> ITR Committee: Saturday. 10pm. Very happy.<br /> <br /> Glue Shirt to Vincent: Please, oh god, not Quuxum's beard.<br /> <br /> KGB Saints Committee Considers adding to is relic collection.<br /> <br /> ESG: Different kind of weird shit. Tonight: Free Masonry. <br /> <br /> Point of information: Free masonry for rent or e-bay!<br /> <br /> Story Telling Committee:<br /> Octopus story. Bite it between the eyes!<br /> <br /> ==Old Business==<br /> Todd gets the pfenning. Freshmen are not his fault.<br /> <br /> ==New Business==<br /> Motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for event. Good idea<br /> <br /> Motion to create the hamster-lazer-disco-clock committee. Make a clock that runs on hamsters and lazers. To synchronize hamsters and lazers.<br /> Changed to Synergize hamster lazers.<br /> Put a lazer in every hamster.<br /> Hamster cybernetics.<br /> <br /> In Favor: fire your lazers!.<br /> Opposed: Shoop-da-whoop!<br /> Abstain: Act like a hamster.<br /> <br /> $3 Everyone from Phys 3 to chair.<br /> <br /> Motion to create the middle committee. Purpose is its shear elegance and simplify.<br /> Move to rename to the infix committee.<br /> Postponed indefinitely.<br /> <br /> Motion to create the Wolf, Wolfe, and Woof committee. No second.<br /> <br /> Motion to create the some committee about goop.<br /> Sounds disgusting<br /> Miss-appropriate postulate soup instead of air: why?<br /> Motion to change to soylent goop-box<br /> Don't confuse goop with goob.<br /> Soylent goop is goob!<br /> <br /> In favor: Soylent green line!<br /> Opposed: Complain about how overused soylent green line is.<br /> Abstain: Porno squid!.<br /> Failed. But we want money to say it passed.<br /> $5 to Shawn and Dom and Greg and Goob.<br /> <br /> MOAR NEW PEOPLE!<br /> Dave. Chem. NJ. Black shoes.<br /> <br /> Back to new business!<br /> <br /> Motion to create the unintelligible committee. Purpose:<br /> Bob Dillon Memorial Committee reports success.<br /> Debate between mumble and unintelligible?<br /> <br /> In favor: *unintelligible*<br /> Opposed: rational argument.<br /> Abstain: Be irrational.<br /> Sells for $10. Disbanded!<br /> <br /> ==Announcements==<br /> <br /> Carolyn: Event! *this* one is fun! Friday! Porter A18*.<br /> <br /> PAY YOUR DUES!<br /> <br /> Shawn: Is Shawn. Freshman in 1991. In May 2009 getting bachelors. Freshmen were in upper 10%. Not anymore. Learn sooner rather than later.<br /> Don't be afraid to ask your friends to help. We're all in the same boat.<br /> Don't be afraid to ask your professors for helps. Most of them are not dicks.<br /> Ask older people/officers for help when they are not freaking out about help when they are not freaking out over their own classes.<br /> If you need to take a break. Take a break.<br /> Talk to people. Have fun. They tell you this is going to be the best few years of your life. It is. Hopefully you are gonna graduate within 5 years.<br /> <br /> MOAR NEW PEOPLE<br /> Anthony. CS. Missouri.<br /> <br /> ==Schmucks==<br /> Drew: LARP!<br /> Glisson: DnD one shot.<br /> ntr: Dance show. <br /> Carolyn: ITR Games 10:PM Saturday. 4th floor wean.<br /> Rocketmatt: Rocketclub. Tuesdays. Blow shit up. Eat pizza.<br /> More LHC<br /> Ben Wolf: Don't call be Ben Wolfe</div>

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