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<p>New page: ==Officer Reports== Jared: Weekend was Superbusy. ITR until 3AM! Finished Mass Effect! Enough credits for dual degree! Glisson: First VP. Name is Glisson. New People: Derek. ECE. Cont...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Officer Reports==<br /> Jared: Weekend was Superbusy. ITR until 3AM! Finished Mass Effect! Enough credits for dual degree!<br /> <br /> Glisson: First VP. Name is Glisson. <br /> <br /> New People:<br /> Derek. ECE. Contortionist. Mudge. *contorts*<br /> Eric. Masters in robotics. Occasionally a ninja.<br /> Derek. CS. NC. Been to places.<br /> ???. CS. TJ. Doesn't enjoy cheese.<br /> Michael. CS. Pittsburgh. From Pittsburgh.<br /> <br /> Had a weekend. Ran a DnD game. Killed everything. Six hours to get nowhere.<br /> <br /> Carolyn:<br /> EVENT: KGB Digs its Own Grave. Karaoke with the KGB! Porter A18 almost star (no b).<br /> Lots of ITR. Boyfriend visiting.<br /> <br /> Nicole: Made a Pravda?. Saved metal, no trees. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!<br /> <br /> Drew: Accidentally the whole attendance sheet.<br /> <br /> Laura: Had a weekend. ITR. OS. 7.5 Google Android phones. (7 officers...) PAY YOUR DUES!<br /> <br /> Liz: Had a weekend. Unexpected. Did a lot of nothing, ended up at a penguins game.<br /> <br /> ==Committees==<br /> Gratuitous Obscenities:<br /> Joint with Steelers: Where the fuck is our OL?<br /> Miss appropriate Committee to postulate what it would be like if instead of air we had thick soup: Kinda like drive into air.<br /> <br /> Ben Wolf: Groan and Ben Wolf Jokes. Farmer's John clothes had a hole and a broken strap. Overall problem.<br /> <br /> Hamster-lazer-disco-clock:<br /> <br /> Drew Besse Kinda Sounds Like JFK When He Gives Reports: Ask not what drew can do for the KGB. Ask what the KGB can do for Drew.<br /> <br /> Matthew Glisson Memorial Self Injury: Had to write Matlab code.<br /> <br /> ESG: Todd Crow speaking on Apollo Pennsylvania.<br /> <br /> Ad hoc for Dancing Jared: Success!<br /> <br /> Encourage George W Bush to be the center square on Hollywood squares: Getting closer.<br /> <br /> More Pants: Pants at TOC means people do have more than one pair of paints at CMU.<br /> <br /> Ad hoc for Dancing Jared: Success!<br /> <br /> Row of Matts: Reinstate war against Chrises. Will destroy all of you. Where by &quot;all of you&quot; I mean &quot;Chrisamaphone&quot;. Matt is the Dave for Purnell. Glisson is now joining the school of drama.<br /> <br /> Ad hoc for musical interlude while Glisson turns on his laptop: stalls<br /> <br /> Report requested from Committee to kick Teki in the Ass.<br /> <br /> Assassins Committee: *lists people who have dropped out* Peter died at 5:31.<br /> <br /> ==Old Business==<br /> Todd has it, I think. Election people on the cut are not his fault.<br /> <br /> ==New Business==<br /> 50 for the event. Seconded and passed by acclamation.<br /> <br /> Jared's Ass is Stronger than Nicole Committee:<br /> Purpose: I donno!<br /> Amended to Teki's Ass is Stronger than Nicole<br /> Nicole or Nicole'S? Yes<br /> Boing boing blub blub boom approve<br /> Amened to Teki's Ass is Stronger than the Indianapolis Colts<br /> What are you going to do with all that junk?<br /> In Favor: Shake what your Momma gave you.<br /> Opposed: Stand Stock Still.<br /> Abstain. Porno Squid.<br /> PASSED!<br /> $2 to Dannel. Teki's Ass, Dom and Dannel and Nicole to chair.<br /> <br /> Committee to add the Turths about Evan to the Wiki.<br /> Purpose: Spam the wiki with the TRUTH ABOUT EVAN!<br /> Who is Evan????? (the mostest wildest and most rambunctious person eva!)<br /> Injudicious Exclamation: Evan? I hardly evan...<br /> With this include truthiness instead of truth? (Dr Quuxum is too old)<br /> Not be Nicole's job.<br /> In Favor: Truth about Evan!<br /> Opposed: Lies about Evan!<br /> Abstain: Who is Evan?<br /> $20 to Dr Quuxum. Evan and Dr Quuxum to chair.<br /> <br /> Dannel: Committee to prevent the Tartan Missile Crisis (as officiated by Drew):<br /> Purpose: No embargoes on other countries.<br /> Like lipstick on the bay of pigs.<br /> South Shore Theater: Approves<br /> In favor: Do a dance.<br /> Opposed: What is the purpose<br /> Abstain: Switch topic to Sarah Palin.<br /> $4 to Dr Quuxum: Quuxum to Goob to chair<br /> <br /> Committee for Internet Procrastination<br /> Spread good flash games on the internet.<br /> Motion to table the motion, seconded.<br /> <br /> Motion to create the Late-Night On-Stage Make-Out Session Committee (no second...)<br /> <br /> Motion to make KGB Dance for 15 seconds.<br /> In Favor: Dance for 15 seconds.<br /> Opposed: Submit more new business<br /> Abstain: Wave your hands in the air<br /> <br /> 8 bit music committee:<br /> Purpose: *8 bit music*<br /> Discussion: Boing boing blub blub boom approves<br /> Dr. Quuxum: Create new member named Sid? (two people will get that).<br /> In Favor: Whine about chip-tunes<br /> Opposed: Undying love about chip-tunes<br /> Abstain: Call Jared a fucker.<br /> $9 to Quuxum. Dannel and Quuxum to chair.<br /> <br /> Motion to Create the Committee to Determine how Young is Rauhit <br /> Purpose: To make old people feel old.<br /> Will be really easy... once its legal for him to get a Facebook.<br /> Will his first experiences with dating be carbon dating?<br /> If you take the AGE of the youngest and oldest members, subtract, you are older than most grad students.<br /> Make sure Rauhit's future dates don't break his heart.<br /> In Favor: Wild guess about his age.<br /> Opposed: Complain that everyone already knows he is 12.<br /> Abstain: insist that he is actually 14.<br /> $8 to Aballard: Rauhit to chair.<br /> <br /> Motion to create the committee to determine how many calories Jared burns during each meeting:<br /> Purpose: Determine how many calories Jared burns during each meeting<br /> Just as long as he doesn't have to be hooked up to machines.<br /> How does one define a KGB meeting?<br /> Kicking Teki in the ass create way to burn calories.<br /> Jared likes to hook up with machines instead too machines? (depends on the machine...)<br /> Leg-Warmers?<br /> In Favor: Falcon Punch<br /> Opposed: Taunt Glisson<br /> Abstain: uaaaaah!<br /> $9 to Dannel: Disbanded<br /> <br /> Motion to create the committee to put Jared in a dress and leg-warmers:<br /> *Dress is now WOTD*<br /> Already accomplished half this goal<br /> At Halloween Party: Make exec wear funny things. Keep this in mind.<br /> In Favor: Plan to mob Jared at a later date.<br /> Opposed: Form a mental image of Jared in a dress.<br /> Abstaining: Wave your hands above yo head.<br /> $11 Dannel: Everyone but Jared to chair, including Dannel's Mom.<br /> <br /> ==Announcements==<br /> Event: Dig our own grave. Sign out of tune. Porter A18 almost star.<br /> PAY YOUR DUES! Voting on important things soon.<br /> <br /> ==Schmucks==<br /> ESG tonight in not the old CS lounge.<br /> Pay your dues.<br /> Alisha has tickets to students for tomorrow night's Obama's having policy people talk about policy. Paul has the tickets. Talk to Paul if you want a ticket.<br /> Rocky this weekend.<br /> Rocket club.</div>

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