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<p>New page: =Officer Reports= ==Jared== Todd is out of order. Weekend was full of Puzzle Hunts. Lasted all day and made him go &quot;aaaaaaaaah&quot;. Found a link to a fan translation of Mother 3. (Squeal to...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>=Officer Reports=<br /> <br /> ==Jared==<br /> Todd is out of order. Weekend was full of Puzzle Hunts. Lasted all day and made him go &quot;aaaaaaaaah&quot;.<br /> <br /> Found a link to a fan translation of Mother 3. (Squeal to Earthbound). Hella Dark, which is why it will never be released here.<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Last week was hell week. So much stuff. Thus week was awesome! Build a house. Played with Legos. Seven our call of Cthulhu game.<br /> <br /> New People: None<br /> <br /> ==Carolyn==<br /> Arm rest on the chair makes it hard to stand.<br /> <br /> Event: Emo Poetry. PHA18*. Bringing a Coffee or Espresso maker encouraged.<br /> <br /> Weekend started on Thursday. Friday had an exam. Friday also had an event. Saturday did very little. Sunday did puzzle hunt all day long.<br /> <br /> ==Nicole==<br /> Aaaaah! Weekend. Three dance shows. Five more this week. One tonight right after this thing. Mom came, needed to be entertained. Gone now. Last week of dance shows.<br /> <br /> ==Drew==<br /> Need an officer catch phrase. &quot;Is writing all of this down&quot;<br /> <br /> ==Laura==<br /> Weekend, OS, Desperate Housewives. All at the same time. Phone interviews go really well or really bad. Eating a tube of frosting is a bad idea. <br /> <br /> ==Liz==<br /> Had a weekend. Remembers most of it, a few parts are cloudy. Cleaning out wallet, shredded the wrong ATM card.<br /> <br /> =Committees=<br /> <br /> ==Pop Occultism==<br /> Preview of tonight's ESG: A devival on behalf of the church of the sub-genius.<br /> <br /> The limit to your abilities is where you place it -- place it Bob's hands.<br /> <br /> You have a heart of gold -- shred off just a little bit and sell it for $30 and get salivation or triple your money back from Bob.<br /> <br /> Actions speak louder than talks -- actions seldom use bad grammar<br /> <br /> Two hardest things to handle in life...<br /> <br /> Talent is a flame. Genius is a fire. Bob is a alien parasite.<br /> <br /> You will do well to expand your business - $30 for eternal salvation. (cheaper than Scientology)<br /> <br /> Wean 5316 for more.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to get Dr Quxuum to buy more committee's==<br /> Ben Wolf owes me money.<br /> <br /> Ben Wolf: We both already paid the treasurer.<br /> <br /> ==Gratuitous Obscenities==<br /> Asks Committee not to burn down Roselawn 7: What did I miss?<br /> <br /> ==How young is Rauhit Committee==<br /> Gets a Facebook tomorrow!<br /> <br /> ==ITR==<br /> NOT ITR THIS WEEK. But REGISTER FOR PUZZLE HUNT!<br /> <br /> ==Assassins==<br /> Geoff wins!<br /> <br /> ==Steelers committee==<br /> Steelers beat the Bengals by 4 touchdowns. But its the Bengals.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to not burn down Roselawn Seven==<br /> Continued Lack of Failure.<br /> <br /> ==Storytelling Committee==<br /> Charles the second. The King of Spain. 5 generations, should have 64 inputs. Had 10.<br /> <br /> Had lots of stuff horribly wrong with him. <br /> <br /> How to Destroy Children:<br /> Conner James Sites-Bowen<br /> ^ Given Name<br /> ^ Middle Name<br /> ^Dad's Last Name and Mother's Last Name combined<br /> ^ Tells him apart from other Sites-Bowen<br /> <br /> Some cultures give you two first name &lt;--- Do that to children<br /> Some cultures give you middle name &lt;--- Do that to children<br /> Children could be like, FN1, FN2, MN1, SB-R<br /> Or like, mix up order of last names, but where would cool middle names games?<br /> How to make things worse? Iceland.<br /> Four related people, all have different last names. So passports suck<br /> Now is getting complex... make it worse? SPAIN!<br /> Town where oldest living related person was born gets appended to your name.<br /> Korean generational names? (we don't talk about that)<br /> <br /> ==Booth Committee==<br /> Want to be a booth chair? Send us an email!<br /> Carnival Themes? Send Liz an email!<br /> <br /> ==Misappropriation Committee (Storytelling)==<br /> Brother and Sister went to highschool with him. Surname was &quot;Ed&quot;. Syrian. Family name was &quot;Used&quot;. Great-grandfather was asked name, was like &quot;Used&quot;. Guy thought he said &quot;Us Ed&quot;. And so they became &quot;Ed&quot;.<br /> <br /> =Old Business=<br /> David forgot the thing. So it is not his fault that there are giants in our midst and Alan's wife is dead.<br /> <br /> =New Business=<br /> <br /> ==$50 allocated for Event.==<br /> Passed by acclamation<br /> <br /> ==$20 for assassins prizes==<br /> In Favor: Lots. Opposed: 2. Abstain: Some<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the R-button committee==<br /> Purpose: Fill a finger with a wish?<br /> <br /> Press it twice to do a barrel roll<br /> <br /> Pigeon holing finds you creepy and approves.<br /> <br /> Thinking arrr-bys<br /> <br /> In Favor: RRRRRR!<br /> <br /> Opposed: LLLLL!<br /> <br /> Abstain: ZZZZZ!<br /> <br /> Sells for $6 to Karpur. Fox to chair<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the committee to rename the Office of Admissions to the Ministry of Truth==<br /> Peter Parker and Harry Potter have applied.<br /> <br /> Rename to Office of Admissions is the Ministry of Truff. Not friendly or pursued.<br /> <br /> Committee to rename the Office of Admissions the Department of Mysteries (purpose hasn't changed)<br /> <br /> Office of Admissions to the Ministry of Double-Stuff Oreos (purpose hasn't changed)<br /> <br /> In Favor: Think how good double-stuff oreos are.<br /> <br /> Opposed: Think about how awesome it would've been if we had kept it as the Department of Mysteries<br /> <br /> Abstain: Wonder what the original motion was.<br /> <br /> $2 to Shawn. Labbott and Shawn to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the barrel roll committee==<br /> Purpose: To do retro video reference. <br /> <br /> *video game references*<br /> <br /> KGB klassic coming up <br /> <br /> *video game references*<br /> <br /> *glisson acts out tetris*<br /> <br /> Ad Hoc Mister Saturn approves, boing.<br /> <br /> *zelda music*<br /> <br /> Goob: I hunger<br /> <br /> (We forgot to vote)<br /> <br /> In Favor: Zelda Music<br /> <br /> Opposed: Blow on the cartridge<br /> <br /> Abstain: Unplug your television<br /> <br /> Passes: $50 to Karpur. Karpur, Andy and Samus to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to Create the turning of Science Fiction into Reality==<br /> Portal gun committee approves<br /> <br /> General Relativity: Do calculations of warp-drive space time, works with dark matter.<br /> <br /> I'm afraid I can't let you do that Alan.<br /> <br /> Conner-Sites Bowen Memorial Robot Approves<br /> <br /> Use for boothly purposes<br /> <br /> Where is my flying car.<br /> <br /> Approve, so do clones.<br /> <br /> Hamster Lazer Disco Clock -- textbook uses star-trek references to do physics<br /> <br /> Steam punk approves<br /> <br /> Earth is dumb, throw rocks at it.<br /> <br /> Interstellar highway.<br /> <br /> Need unobtainium.<br /> <br /> In Favor: Spout a sci-fi reference.<br /> <br /> Opposed: KAAAAAAAAAHN!<br /> <br /> Abstain: Porno Squid!<br /> $7 to Dru Quxuum. Will be disbanded later. Zsparks to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Motion to create the &quot;Its a Trap&quot; committee==<br /> Purpose: Elect Admiral Ahkbar President.<br /> <br /> Stunning that we haven't though of this before.<br /> <br /> ITS A TARP!<br /> <br /> *Battlestar Galactica Reference*<br /> <br /> In favor of concentrating all firepower on that super star destroyer?<br /> <br /> Drill Hoff for Oil?<br /> <br /> Did Many Bothans die to bring us this Committee?<br /> <br /> In Favor: Talk about how perfectly safe it is here.<br /> <br /> Opposed: Red Baron?<br /> <br /> Abstain: Cough?<br /> <br /> $5 to Rocketmatt. Himself, Zsparks, and anyone who wants to chair. And Admiral Akhbar. <br /> <br /> ==Announcements==<br /> Need CTFWS Judges: Email exec. Don't need to judge every game. <br /> <br /> Puzzle Hunt: November 1st. If you can't play, playtest.<br /> <br /> ==Schmucks==<br /> ESG! 6:30 PM to get a church of the sub-genius devival.<br /> <br /> Space time and faster than light travel.</div>

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