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		<title>Dbesse: New page: ==Jared==  Puzzle hunt! Really well! It was great! ITS OVER! No more time-sink! Ray tracer. (I hardly even... WITH MAYONNAISES!!!)  ==Carolyn==  Weekend! Puzzle Hunt! A lot of dancing. Hur...</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;New page: ==Jared==  Puzzle hunt! Really well! It was great! ITS OVER! No more time-sink! Ray tracer. (I hardly even... WITH MAYONNAISES!!!)  ==Carolyn==  Weekend! Puzzle Hunt! A lot of dancing. Hur...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;==Jared==&lt;br /&gt;
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Puzzle hunt! Really well! It was great! ITS OVER! No more time-sink! Ray tracer. (I hardly even... WITH MAYONNAISES!!!)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Carolyn==&lt;br /&gt;
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Weekend! Puzzle Hunt! A lot of dancing. Hurt everywhere. Puzzle hunt was awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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Speaking of awesome: EVENT! CTFWS! Capture the Flag with Stuff! Bring everyone you know! (And people you don't know) (But not random hobos off the street)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nicole==&lt;br /&gt;
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Three exams this week. Two programing labs. Problem sets, HW... lots of them are surprises from yesterday or today. But dance is done! SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Drew==&lt;br /&gt;
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*bouncing* Puzzle hunt was awesome. Homework on Sunday because he was doing puzzle hunt not quite so awesome.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Labbott==&lt;br /&gt;
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argh blargh labbott report&lt;br /&gt;
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==Liz==&lt;br /&gt;
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Had a weekend! Spent way more time doing puzzle hunt stuff. Then mythbusters marathon on discover channel. Gone through three OSes with three different problems. Bubbles! Computer that actually works! Ubuntu!&lt;br /&gt;
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=Committees=&lt;br /&gt;
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==Matthew Glisson Memorial Self-Injury==&lt;br /&gt;
Judging CTFWS, but doesn't keep him from harm.&lt;br /&gt;
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==ITR==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No ITR this week! CTFWS! Also, we have an Akiva!&lt;br /&gt;
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==George W Bush the Center Square on Hollywood Squares==&lt;br /&gt;
Vote Tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;
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==Rauhit's Age==&lt;br /&gt;
Argh! Can't vote! (Can't even vote when he graduates)!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Not burn down Roselawn 7==&lt;br /&gt;
CTFWS after party at 9 on Saturday&lt;br /&gt;
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==KGB Groundhog==&lt;br /&gt;
No longer winter&lt;br /&gt;
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==Time Travel==&lt;br /&gt;
Back to 2005 to Salute Akiva.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Storytelling==&lt;br /&gt;
Because of Puzzle Hunt: Success.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Unitarian Jihad==&lt;br /&gt;
Fill supersoakers, forcibly accept people as they are.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Some committee==&lt;br /&gt;
KGB the Movie 6 is now on the YOUTUBES!&lt;br /&gt;
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==KGB donors==&lt;br /&gt;
In debt to KGB&lt;br /&gt;
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==Booth Committee==&lt;br /&gt;
Booth Theme. Carnival is Epic Adventures. Theme ideas?&lt;br /&gt;
 Choose your own Adventure/Soviet Scientist discover (in soviet russia, adventure chooses you)&lt;br /&gt;
 Russian Knight Dude Tale that was sent to the list is pretty awesome. Has to do with slaying dragons.&lt;br /&gt;
 LotR&lt;br /&gt;
 Unix Time: Epic Adventure. (No, thats EPOC. Not EPIC).&lt;br /&gt;
 A brief history of Thyme.&lt;br /&gt;
 Going to a KGB meeting! (Don't want to scare children)&lt;br /&gt;
 2000 Leagues Under the Steam Tunnels.&lt;br /&gt;
 Outside of the Aslyum/Zoo&lt;br /&gt;
 Rejective Science Fiction Ideas&lt;br /&gt;
 Happyville, a cautionary tale&lt;br /&gt;
 Slavador Dali: The Experience&lt;br /&gt;
 Esher vs. Salvador Dali&lt;br /&gt;
 Exams (Not Epic Failure)&lt;br /&gt;
 Nethack (Don't want to kill everyone that enters the booth)&lt;br /&gt;
 Alone in a Dark Alley at Night (would pay for itself)&lt;br /&gt;
 Walking to the Sky&lt;br /&gt;
 Journey to the Center of Ben Wolf's Brain (game: How many licks to the center Ben Wolf's Brain)&lt;br /&gt;
 THE INTERNET! (don't want to scare the children)&lt;br /&gt;
 ESCAPE TO CANADA (depending on the outcome of the election)&lt;br /&gt;
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=Old Business=&lt;br /&gt;
Glisson has it. Mayonnaises is not his fault. Everything else is. Including the outcome of the election.&lt;br /&gt;
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=New Business=&lt;br /&gt;
$50 to replenish stuff for CTFWS.&lt;br /&gt;
Passed by Acclamation&lt;br /&gt;
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==Necornomicnations Committee==&lt;br /&gt;
To make sure there is at least one Zombie Candidate for each Zombie Position when Zombie KGB Elections are run.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Changed the Nerco-mana-mana-ican Committee.&lt;br /&gt;
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Read my lips: Braaaaains!&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: Braaaaains!&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: Liveeeer!&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstain: Haaaaair!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One Zombie Dollar ($6) to Quxuum. Himself, Zsparks, Dannel, Alan to chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Committee to Bottle Sunshine==&lt;br /&gt;
Purpose: To create stockpiles of sunshine.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why will sun go away for four months? Its Pittsburgh!&lt;br /&gt;
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Taste the Flavor of the Sun&lt;br /&gt;
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Tried Bottling Sunshine, easier to move California&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sounds like a Bright Idea&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Could be used to seer people who make jokes like that (worth it)&lt;br /&gt;
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Pretty Hot idea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ad Hoc to build a GIANT PARABOLIC MIRROR approves&lt;br /&gt;
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Powerthirst: Electrolights/powerlights/MOVE LIGHT THAT YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR! &lt;br /&gt;
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No Child Left Unblind: Approves&lt;br /&gt;
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Vote: SUNLIGHT!&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: Electrolights!&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstaining: WTH?&lt;br /&gt;
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$6 to Ben Wolf. The Sun to chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to Create the Luis Von Ahn Memorial Committee==&lt;br /&gt;
Purpose: Make Livejournal spam go away&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Really a job for the assassination committee.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Livejournal: approves&lt;br /&gt;
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Assassination: Already told you no&lt;br /&gt;
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But what will happen to all the rankmaniacs?&lt;br /&gt;
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Twitter committee: remains untouched&lt;br /&gt;
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How to get extension on 251? 251 torture approves.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: HEART!&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: What kind of lame power is heart?&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstain: Porno Squid&lt;br /&gt;
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$10 to labbott. Everyone who is a rankmaniac to chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to Create the Historical Misquotes==&lt;br /&gt;
Purpose: Speak softly but carry a big stick (Ron Jeremy on porn carer)&lt;br /&gt;
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Time Travel: Isn't sure if it approves&lt;br /&gt;
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A general goes to war with the army hes got.&lt;br /&gt;
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Committee for having Historical Figures Endorse products approves&lt;br /&gt;
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Drew Sorta Sounds like JFK when he gives his Reports approves&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: Dynamite!&lt;br /&gt;
Opposed: After party!&lt;br /&gt;
Abstain: Make fun of Jared&lt;br /&gt;
$11 to Quxuum: Quxuum, Ammaresc and Ben Wolf to chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to create the NetHack Committee==&lt;br /&gt;
Purpose: Text Based&lt;br /&gt;
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Why are the a's b's?&lt;br /&gt;
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Change Purpose: Recover the Amulet of Yendor and present it to your god.&lt;br /&gt;
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Change Purpose: Recover the Amulet of Yendor and you are dead. (not friendly, not pursued)&lt;br /&gt;
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Everything suddenly goes dark. It Bites, it Kicks, it bites, it kicks... you die!&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: Read a scroll of regeneration&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: Act like you have teleporitis&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstain: Covered in A's!&lt;br /&gt;
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$4 to Aalum (the B's are A's...) and Jokesever. Bblum, Jokeserver and anyone who plays nethack to chair. (how do Rauhit get Nethack account?)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to #define &amp;quot;I have a job&amp;quot; as &amp;quot;20&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
In Favor: *noises*&lt;br /&gt;
Opposed: *monkey noises*&lt;br /&gt;
Abstain: be surprised that we have birds. &lt;br /&gt;
PASSES!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to make the committee to make exec act like kittens==&lt;br /&gt;
Ceiling Exec is watching you...&lt;br /&gt;
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Robotic Cat Herding probably approves. (IT DOESN'T)&lt;br /&gt;
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Committee for Intoxicating Puppies Approves.&lt;br /&gt;
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Every time you create this committee, God creates exec?&lt;br /&gt;
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Don't want to be a little allergic to exec.&lt;br /&gt;
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Are sure we are all housetrained?&lt;br /&gt;
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Throw yarn balls!&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: Act like a kitten&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: Act like a dog&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstain: Act like a lolcat&lt;br /&gt;
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$11 to Alan. Alan and Exec to chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to create the Jared and Delilah==&lt;br /&gt;
Purpose: Shave Jared's beard s.t. he loses his strength.&lt;br /&gt;
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Moved to table indefinitely. (want to postpone, not table)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to Table this Motion==&lt;br /&gt;
AAAAAH!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to create the end of existence committee==&lt;br /&gt;
Anticipate the re-turning-on of the LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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KGB + ceaser shift 1 = LHC&lt;br /&gt;
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Surprise buttquarks&lt;br /&gt;
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Can the LHC divide by zero?&lt;br /&gt;
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I accidentally a quark, is this bad?&lt;br /&gt;
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Large Mayonnaise Collider&lt;br /&gt;
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Hawking Cat is watching you radiate.&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: Collide.&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: Complain that Jared did something stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstaining: Abstain&lt;br /&gt;
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Sells for $5 to zhouyuan. Higgs Boson to chair, if it is found.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Motion to create the maniacal laughter committee==&lt;br /&gt;
Purpose: Muahahahaahahahaha!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Like Dark Horse and his terrible death whinny... The thoroughbred of sin? I meant Gandhi&lt;br /&gt;
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In Favor: Wonder how Jared could've forgotten the name of the committee&lt;br /&gt;
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Opposed: Wave Hands&lt;br /&gt;
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Abstain: Words&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
$7 to Zsparks. Zsparks and Derek to chair.&lt;br /&gt;
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=Real Relevant Announcements=&lt;br /&gt;
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==CTFWS==&lt;br /&gt;
WOOOOOOO!&lt;br /&gt;
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==Booth Themes==&lt;br /&gt;
Post ideas to the bboard/exec&lt;br /&gt;
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Not much publicity for CTFWS. Cover the campus with posters, fence with paint. Contact an officer to get access to paint if you get the fence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Schmucks==&lt;br /&gt;
If you can vote, and havn't already. Vote tomorrow. Seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, register for 98-030, Egyptology. Shawn's victory lap. W at 7:00 to 8:30. Loads of fun.&lt;br /&gt;
Akiva took it... spent time doing 213 homework. Doesn't know the guys third son.&lt;br /&gt;
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ESG. Weird PA shit with Conner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A KGB Alumn has pointed out that you people can see your feet when you vote, so catch the coin. Also more seriously, bring money as there could be a bake sale. &lt;br /&gt;
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Sudo apt-get install nethack. Played 10 minutes. Wait, I want a good GPA. sudo apt-get remove nethack.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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