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<p>New page: =Officer Reports= ==Jared== Weekend! This weekend is gonna be his last free weekend. Everyone is getting sick. ==Glisson== Five minutes ago he found his backpack. Incredibly happy. Liz a...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>=Officer Reports=<br /> <br /> ==Jared==<br /> Weekend! This weekend is gonna be his last free weekend. Everyone is getting sick.<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Five minutes ago he found his backpack. Incredibly happy. Liz and Him have an awesome idea for a booth. Then had a dream where Jared built a booth that killed people.<br /> <br /> ===New People===<br /> Mary -- Pittsburgh -- global politics. mouse. Taking Arabic. Wearing Jeans.<br /> Laura -- Baltimore -- probably a statistics major<br /> <br /> ==Carolyn==<br /> Had a weekend. Parents shipped her her present from her sister. Proof that her sister is one of the more awesome people on the planet. Weekend, ITR, Mask, some other stuff.<br /> <br /> Event! Useless person auction. Help us pay for booth! We will sell you to the highest bidder! <br /> Donate six hours of your time to the KGB and we sell it off to the highest bidder.<br /> Violating Moral, Academic, Financial, Ethical, Religious, Legal responsibilities are off limits.<br /> E-mail Shawn about yourself to sell yourself.<br /> Bring your non-KGB friends so we can take their money.<br /> <br /> If you have a creepystalker that you do not want to buy you, send the name of the creepystalker and a person you trust to Shawn or exec. Patsy is allowed to bid as high as they want and not have to pay for you. Patsy outbids creepystalker, 3rd place person gets it.<br /> <br /> More details on the bboard. Go read it.<br /> <br /> ==Nicole==<br /> Weekend. Slept a lot. DS. Never had a soul. Wonderful news. Got pravda? submissions. But not enough. SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!<br /> <br /> ==Drew==<br /> Weekend. ITR. Puzzles. 213 makes you feel like failure even if you succeed.<br /> <br /> ==Glisson Again==<br /> <br /> ===More New People===<br /> Emily -- Bio-sci -- Edison NJ -- Useless celebrity knowledge<br /> Hilma -- Chem -- Edison NJ -- Very uninteresting place<br /> Jessica -- Engineering -- Edison NJ -- Wearing Shoes<br /> <br /> ==Laura==<br /> Weekend. Did stuff, forgets most of it. Developed a cold. <br /> Blah blah blah blah blah I'm a bunny Labbott.<br /> <br /> ==Liz==<br /> Weekend. Not a lot of stuff, way more football than normal. Woke up with Flu, no wants it.<br /> <br /> =Old Business=<br /> <br /> Trapped Members of exec are not Geoff's falt.<br /> <br /> =Committees=<br /> <br /> ==Steelers==<br /> Pittsburgh is going to the Superbowl. 7th time. Want to win it for the 6th time. Shawn is happy.<br /> <br /> ==Pop Occultism==<br /> Be prepared for extra energy -- more on the second law of thermodynamics.<br /> You are independent politically -- yes. yes I am.<br /> <br /> ==Shawn and Quxuum Variety Hour==<br /> Shawn teaching Egyptology.<br /> Quxuum taking it.<br /> Shawn wears the same stuff every day, like Steve Jobs. Now gonna lose a lot of weight.<br /> <br /> ==Gratuitous Obscenities==<br /> Keep facing this direction<br /> <br /> ==Its a trap!==<br /> Tomorrow, Obama is president this week.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Encourage GWBush to become center square on Hollywood Squares==<br /> Lots of free time tomorrow.<br /> <br /> ==Assassins==<br /> Week to sign up.<br /> <br /> ==251 Torture Committee==<br /> Keller is not here, so success.<br /> <br /> ==Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes==<br /> Panther hallow lake. Something about cracking up.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to not burn down Roselawn 7==<br /> Near failure. On plus side, Sully doesn't have to cook anymore.<br /> <br /> ==Miss-appropriated stick figure exec==<br /> Success<br /> <br /> ==Miss-appropiated booth==<br /> Sign up for Useless Person Auction<br /> <br /> ==BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH==<br /> Meetings Sunday at 3.<br /> Going to break Zsparks's Spaced Marathon.<br /> <br /> ==Assassinations==<br /> Success<br /> <br /> ==Storytelling Committee==<br /> Rivers! Flood plane. Don't want to live there.<br /> Thing to remember about flood planes -- they do.<br /> Boats.<br /> Pittsburgh rivers flood. at 21 feet get highways that go down to the river.<br /> Saw a boat floating down the highway.<br /> Boats escape. Guy salvages them. Gets money. <br /> Ice dam goes straight into the wall of a beer distributer.<br /> Beer goes into the river. Pleasure craft on river...<br /> <br /> =New Business=<br /> <br /> ==$50 For Glowsticks for Mascaraed Ball==<br /> Passed by Acclamation.<br /> <br /> ==Pyro Committee==<br /> Purpose: Undermine committee to not burn down Roselawn 7.<br /> Whats the difference?<br /> Injudicious Exclamation: IN SPACE!<br /> In Favor: Aahh!<br /> Opposed: light something on wet.<br /> Abstaining: porno squid.<br /> $4 to Sully. Dissolved.<br /> <br /> ==Dreamweaver Committee==<br /> Purpose: To discuss the stories one might get form dreams.<br /> Already have it? Has this every stopped us before.<br /> Reminds him of a dream.<br /> Believe it can make it through the night.<br /> Sleep on it?<br /> Renamed Dream Committee<br /> Renamed to Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Committee (not friendly, but passes)<br /> dbesse sorta sounds like JFK when he gives his reports knows how it feels.<br /> Attempted to rename to Martin Luther Memorial Committee (not friendly, but fails)<br /> In Favor: I have a dream!<br /> Opposed: Wop!<br /> Abstaining: Foop!<br /> $10 to Aballard. Anyone with a crazy dream to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Infect Jared with Infectious Diseases==<br /> Purpose: Hi Jared, we live with you.<br /> Changed to Committee to Infect Jared with Infected Diseases.<br /> Changed to Committee to Infect Jared with Bijective Diseases<br /> How will Jared Function?<br /> Categorical support given.<br /> In Favor: Cough.<br /> Opposed: Say Gesundheit.<br /> Abstaining: next time in class, shout overruled.<br /> $1 to Labbott. Labbott to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Mythril Chef Committee==<br /> Purpose: For those who like the Iron Chef committee, but want to maintain their dex bonus.<br /> Require cooking 300 or mining 175?<br /> Committee makes light snacks<br /> In Favor: think of can obscure DND reference. (I cast magic missile)<br /> Opposed: Complain about how 4th edition sucks.<br /> Abstaining: Talk about something made by white wolf.<br /> Passes: $3 to Aballard. Aballard and Zsparks to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Allocation for $50 for water for Shawn and snacks for event==<br /> Passed by acclamation.<br /> <br /> ==Orc-Tree Committee==<br /> Purpose: Build a talking Orc-Tree<br /> Divide all of space into 8 blocks, and keep divining it, is there an orc in every one.<br /> Male child that will betray us? Horrible act of treeson.<br /> Attract Balrogs?<br /> Change named to One Orc Tree committee (friendly).<br /> Change name to One Orc Two Tree committee (not friendly).<br /> In Favor: Hate Zsparks<br /> Opposed: Ignore Zpsarks for the rest of meeting.<br /> Abstaining: What?<br /> $1 to Shawn. Paul, Alan and himself to chair.<br /> <br /> ==Imaginary Aliments Committee==<br /> Bring attention to stuff like: Double limp, spontaneous mega-colon.<br /> Changed to Imaginary Omen's committee (purpose is same)<br /> Election lasting longer than 4 hours, notify your constitution.<br /> Water water everywhere?<br /> InFavor: Imaginary Omen<br /> Opposed: Laugh at Glisson<br /> Abstaining: Ask Glisson if he is alright.<br /> $3 to Adam. Himself to chair. <br /> <br /> ==Martin Luther Memorial Committee==<br /> Conspire against Von Ribbontrough.<br /> Explain? Nazi named Martin Luther. Considered against a guy called Von Ribbontrough.<br /> Land War in Europe.<br /> Protestant Reverberation Committee<br /> Catholic known to set up counter reverberations to stop their churches form collapsing.<br /> Episcopal is an anagram of Pepsi Cola.<br /> In Favor: Catholic Joke<br /> Opposed: Generalized Christian joke.<br /> Abstaining: Jewish Joke. (Ben Wolf ((Emily wins at life)) )<br /> $5 to Dr. Quxuum. Shawn Alan and Quxuum to chair. And Dklionsk.<br /> <br /> =Real Announcements=<br /> USELESS PERSON AUCTION! Sell yourself, email Shawn.<br /> <br /> Booth meetings, Sunday at 3 in a room.<br /> <br /> Standing rule to be made that no ad hoc committee that having anything to do with Tom Cruise<br /> <br /> =Schmucks=<br /> Spaced marathon. Sunday at 2PM. Shawn of the Dead and Hot Fuzz people. Shame on you if you haven't seen those.<br /> <br /> Assassins, email Glisson.<br /> <br /> A-phi-oh. Frat. Lots of overlap a while ago. Now very little overlap. A-phi-o rush week comming up. Glisson wants them to mix alot.<br /> <br /> ESG! Msteven doing stuff. Magic. 5304. 6:30.<br /> <br /> Student senate also had a big circle.<br /> <br /> Friday or Saturday -- Cluster rave.<br /> <br /> Misappropriated Committee not to Burn Down Roselawn 7. Be in Pi-Rho and A-phi-O at the same time?</div>

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