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==Officer Reports==

===Glisson===
Weekend. Project.

===Alan===
Work Death. Going to CA this weekend.

===Richard (given by dbesse)===
Event! Park! Food! Far Park. Good Times.

===Emily===
Skipped class. Sunburn. Texans don't know about ducks. Lots of stuff. Females. Pravda?!

===Josiah===
(throws pants)

===Labbott===
Girls Night! $518.90 at Useless Stuff Auction. Aim at Glisson!

===Derek===
Less exams this week. Moving. Old computers!

==Committee Reports==

===Apathy Committee===
Eh.

===Joint 251 Torture and Duckies Committee===
Success

===Fortune-Telling Fish Committee===
Success

===Storytelling Committee===
Dannel: Final Cut 4.5 Easter Eggs

===ITR Committee===
Why the hell not?

===Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand===
Failure

===Misappropriated Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand===
Success

===Ad-Hoc Twitter Committee===
(baseball and steroids or something like that...)

===Gunpowder Plot Committee===
Grill lighting could have been better. Idiots.

===Committe to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes===
Used to TP houses. Got old. Egging property is not all it's cracked up to be.

===(something about owing the Treasurer money)===
Glisson owes the Treasurer money.

==Old Business==

===The Pfennig===
aballard left the pfennig at home. Swine flu is not his fault.

==News (sic) Business==

===Sunglasses Committe===
Purpose: DJ found murdered. You could say the tables had turned.

Committee may polarize organization!

Shady Business.

Favor: Put on sunglasses, real or imaginary. Opposed: Puto n a monocle! (bblum wins.) Abstain: Wear glasses in a way they are not meant te be worn.

Passes -- $4 to bswolf -- him and people who put on sunglasses.

===Committe to Be on a Boat===
Purpose: I'm on a boat motherfucker

Purpose: Jizz in Your Pants

Flippie Floppies!

tmin, tmax, tpain

Opened a window and a breeze rolled in

Dannel fucked a mermaid.

Favor: sing favorite Lonely Island song. Opposed: Sing favorite Celine Dion song. Abstain: squid.

Passes -- $9(?) to Kartik -- anyone on a boat.

===Promulgation of New Mass Nouns for Cute Things===
Purpose: (same)

Ferrets -- Busy.

Kittens -- Exec!

Favor: Act like a herd of cute things. Opposed: act like 1 dead cute thing. Abstain: Offer to pay for Bunny's health insurance.

===Portmanteautally Awesome Committee===
Purpose: err something about totally awesome portmanteaus

Favor: Bid a dollar! Opposed: Demand money back. Abstan: Defend Glisson from an angry Ben Wolf.

Passes -- $?? to Chrisamaphone -- anyone who can create creative portmanteaux.

===Allocate $125 for EVENT.===
Good idea.

===Allocate $10 for cmukgb.org registration.===
Good Idea.

===Frut Slad Committee===
Purpose: Thre Aple. ZRO BANNA.

Buy more tangrins!

Confuse old people: Success.

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Favor: Explain reference. Against: Act like psyduck. Abstain: Squid.

Passes -- $8 to labbott -- anyone who likes frut slad!

===Orion Drive Committee===
Purpose: Build an Orion Drive. Extra nukes!!

(Name:?) Nuclear Farting Spacecraft Committee

What if a belt breaks?

Scott Pilgrim Committee: The future? With Nuclear Farting Spaceships?!

Favor: Project self through space with a nuclear fart. Opposed: Tell Rocketmatt he has silly ideas. Abstain: Nuclear farting squid!

Passes -- $2 to Drew -- anyone who gives Drew a dollar.

===Committe to Contemplate the Possibilites of Cocoa Butter, Condoms, and Tampons===
Purpose: (same)

Postponed indefinitely.

==Announcements==

===Debts===
Pay the KGB if you owe it $$.

===EVENT===
Far Park. Meet at UC Kirr Commons at 6:30 if you don't know the way.

==Schmucks==

* Derek needs a truck.
* labbott found out this week that Skibo sells gummy worms. Freshmen??
* Dance show Friday/Saturday.
* Kartik has learners permit.
* ITR Games, 10PM Saturday, WEH 4 couches
* Bblum found out 5 minutes ago that Skibo sells gummy worms...
* ESG tonight. Mstevens.

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-==Officer Reports==
+=Officer Reports=
-===Glisson===
+==Glisson==
 Weekend. Project.
-===Alan===
+==Alan==
 Work Death. Going to CA this weekend.
-===Richard (given by dbesse)===
+==Richard (given by dbesse)==
 Event! Park! Food! Far Park. Good Times.
-===Emily===
+==Emily==
 Skipped class. Sunburn. Texans don't know about ducks. Lots of stuff. Females. Pravda?!
-===Josiah===
+==Josiah==
 (throws pants)
-===Labbott===
+==Labbott==
 Girls Night! $518.90 at Useless Stuff Auction. Aim at Glisson!
-===Derek===
+==Derek==
 Less exams this week. Moving. Old computers!
-==Committee Reports==
+=Committee Reports=
-===Apathy Committee===
+==Apathy Committee==
 Eh.
-===Joint 251 Torture and Duckies Committee===
+==Joint 251 Torture and Duckies Committee==
 Success
-===Fortune-Telling Fish Committee===
+==Fortune-Telling Fish Committee==
 Success
-===Storytelling Committee===
+==Storytelling Committee==
 Dannel: Final Cut 4.5 Easter Eggs
-===ITR Committee===
+==ITR Committee==
 Why the hell not?
-===Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand===
+==Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand==
 Failure
-===Misappropriated Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand===
+==Misappropriated Committee to Remove Bras with One Hand==
 Success
-===Ad-Hoc Twitter Committee===
+==Ad-Hoc Twitter Committee==
 (baseball and steroids or something like that...)
-===Gunpowder Plot Committee===
+==Gunpowder Plot Committee==
 Grill lighting could have been better. Idiots.
-===Committe to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes===
+==Committe to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes==
 Used to TP houses. Got old. Egging property is not all it's cracked up to be.
-===(something about owing the Treasurer money)===
+==(something about owing the Treasurer money)==
 Glisson owes the Treasurer money.
-==Old Business==
+=Old Business=
-===The Pfennig===
+==The Pfennig==
 aballard left the pfennig at home. Swine flu is not his fault.
-==News (sic) Business==
+=News (sic) Business=
-===Sunglasses Committe===
+==Sunglasses Committe==
 Purpose: DJ found murdered. You could say the tables had turned.
@@ Line 75: / Line 75: @@
 Passes -- $4 to bswolf -- him and people who put on sunglasses.
-===Committe to Be on a Boat===
+==Committe to Be on a Boat==
 Purpose: I'm on a boat motherfucker
@@ Line 92: / Line 92: @@
 Passes -- $9(?) to Kartik -- anyone on a boat.
-===Promulgation of New Mass Nouns for Cute Things===
+==Promulgation of New Mass Nouns for Cute Things==
 Purpose: (same)
@@ Line 101: / Line 101: @@
 Favor: Act like a herd of cute things. Opposed: act like 1 dead cute thing. Abstain: Offer to pay for Bunny's health insurance.
-===Portmanteautally Awesome Committee===
+==Portmanteautally Awesome Committee==
 Purpose: err something about totally awesome portmanteaus
@@ Line 108: / Line 108: @@
 Passes -- $?? to Chrisamaphone -- anyone who can create creative portmanteaux.
-===Allocate $125 for EVENT.===
+==Allocate $125 for EVENT.==
 Good idea.
-===Allocate $10 for cmukgb.org registration.===
+==Allocate $10 for cmukgb.org registration.==
 Good Idea.
-===Frut Slad Committee===
+==Frut Slad Committee==
 Purpose: Thre Aple. ZRO BANNA.
@@ Line 129: / Line 129: @@
 Passes -- $8 to labbott -- anyone who likes frut slad!
-===Orion Drive Committee===
+==Orion Drive Committee==
 Purpose: Build an Orion Drive. Extra nukes!!
@@ Line 142: / Line 142: @@
 Passes -- $2 to Drew -- anyone who gives Drew a dollar.
-===Committe to Contemplate the Possibilites of Cocoa Butter, Condoms, and Tampons===
+==Committe to Contemplate the Possibilites of Cocoa Butter, Condoms, and Tampons==
 Purpose: (same)
 Postponed indefinitely.
-==Announcements==
+=Announcements=
-===Debts===
+==Debts==
 Pay the KGB if you owe it $$.
-===EVENT===
+==EVENT==
 Far Park. Meet at UC Kirr Commons at 6:30 if you don't know the way.
-==Schmucks==
+=Schmucks=
 * Derek needs a truck.

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