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<p>Minutes</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>=Officer Reports=<br /> <br /> ==Glisson==<br /> Picnic. Greta makes awesome. Design project with lots of rendering. Done with it!<br /> <br /> ==Mander==<br /> Had a weekend. It involved California. Brought Kumquats! All the other citrus was gone. (Kumquats are citrus? Yes, Drew, they are.) Shakespeare wrote the &quot;to be or not to be&quot; speech wrong.<br /> <br /> ==Richard==<br /> EVENT. Arm wavey. Wednesday is Mafia Night. Friday is Movie Night. Bitterness last week was from wiring things backwards &gt;_&gt; (Serial Port). EMAIL RICHARD IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAFIA NIGHT. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. PLZKTHX.<br /> <br /> ==Emily==<br /> Weekend. Picnic. Fake meeting. Dancer's Symposium. Lots of stuff. Doesn't remember Sunday.<br /> <br /> ==Josiah==<br /> Camping. Co-op. Nature!<br /> <br /> ==Labbott==<br /> Picnic. Got addicted to online game. Went to Mad Mex. Got a new driver's license; is no longer driving illegally.<br /> <br /> ==Derek==<br /> Barbecued! Job offer! Housing! Moving. Needs boxes and carrying. Will be in Sunnyvale all summer!<br /> <br /> =Committee Reports=<br /> <br /> ==251 Torture Committee==<br /> Final is tomorrow at 0800. Thanks for being tortured!<br /> <br /> ==Ad-Hoc Fixing the Bard Committee==<br /> Speech about considering getting drunk.<br /> <br /> ==Misappropriated Committee to Hug a Stressed Out Student==<br /> Finals week.<br /> <br /> ==Assassinations Committee==<br /> cs-251-staff mailing list needs to be fixed.<br /> <br /> ==Storytelling Committee==<br /> Honey in Ancient Egypt.<br /> <br /> ==Committee that Won't Exist==<br /> Final on Wednesday.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Buy More Tangerines==<br /> Kumquats are are okay.<br /> <br /> ==Committe that Won't Exist==<br /> Sucess as of Friday<br /> <br /> ==Scott Pilgrim Committee==<br /> Can transfer to some college somewhere<br /> <br /> ==Ad-Hoc Ad-Hoc Meeting Committee==<br /> Success.<br /> <br /> ==rntz rntz gwillen==<br /> Success.<br /> <br /> ==ITR==<br /> One more time.<br /> <br /> ==Ad-Hoc Daft Punk==<br /> One more time.<br /> <br /> =Old Business=<br /> <br /> ==The Pfennig==<br /> aballard has new thing? #define one hundred trillion dollar Zimbabwean bill as the thing? yes! Glisson will pay for lamination. zsparks has the thing! things htat rhyme with swine flu are not his fault.<br /> <br /> ==Epic(?) Epidemic Committee==<br /> Favor: Have a pet pig, get swine flu from it. Opposed: have a pet giraffe, get Alzheimer's from it. Abstain: have a pet rock, get a Macy's Day Parade float from it.<br /> <br /> Passes -- $3 to dbesse -- he and anyone who dies of the swine flu.<br /> <br /> ==Hold the Elevator Committee==<br /> Purpose: To attempt to crush people by hitting the Close Door button. (It never works!)<br /> <br /> Not during CTFWS please!<br /> <br /> Favor: mime crushing your neighbor in elevator doors. Opposed: calmly take the stairs. Abstain: squid.<br /> <br /> Passes -- $3 to bblum -- he, Carolyn, and anyone who feels the urge to crush people by hitting the Close Door button.<br /> <br /> ==Add Hawk Committee==<br /> Purpose: To add hawks to things.<br /> <br /> Purpose: FALCON PUNCH<br /> <br /> Recipe for Falcon Punch: Take two things of soda. Add Hawk.<br /> <br /> Favor: Imagine adding a hawk to things. Preferably people. Opposed: remove a badger from things. Abstain: leave the birds where they are. BEEEEEEEEEEES.<br /> <br /> Passes -- $1 to goob -- he and all the docents at the aviary.<br /> <br /> ==Committee to Turn the Moon Into a Dominatrix==<br /> Purpose: Bylaws people are wankers; throw rocks at them.<br /> <br /> Purpose: To show that the moon is indeed a harsh mistress.<br /> <br /> That's no moon...<br /> <br /> Favor: Have the moon dominate you. Opposed: Submit to Carolyn and Labbott instead. Abstain: submit to Pravda?!<br /> <br /> Passes -- $7 to bswolf -- he, the moon, and people who enjoy having meetings in different places.<br /> <br /> ==Fixing the Bard Committee==<br /> Purpose: To change all of Shakespeare<br /> <br /> Bards like to reproduce too, you know.<br /> <br /> Favor: recite a Shakespeare poem. or make one up. Opposed: make up a song by the backstreet boys. Abstain: Talk about how you prefer math over english class.<br /> <br /> Passes -- $5 to ajkraut -- anyone who modifies any of Shakespeare.<br /> <br /> ==Declare Derek the Hero of the Grill==<br /> Good Idea.<br /> <br /> ==Allocate $150 for the Movie Night==<br /> Good Idea.<br /> <br /> =Announcements=<br /> <br /> ==EVENTS==<br /> TWO OF THEM.<br /> <br /> =Schmucks=<br /> *Star Trek on Thursday at midnight? Talk to dbesse.<br /> *ITR on Saturday.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

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