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Minutes!

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=Officer Reports=

==Glisson==
We are the KGB. Stuff. Had a summer.

Motion to salute the President!

==Alan==
Had a summer. Low awesomeness, except for camp. NEW PEOPLE!!!!

==New People==
Brian, Logic & Computation, prefers when handouts are freshly printed
Chris, NJ, shoe size 10
Jonathan, CS, something College, didn't bring ice cream
Andrew, CS, Austin, TX, paying attention to fan
Paul, CS, Baltimore, like walking
CS, Naomi, New York, that was in the wrong order
David, ECE, Montana,
Thomas, CS, northern NJ, once had a stamp collection but it was boring
Maija, CS, Harvard, MA, hand not mauled by bears,
Katy, CS, ...
Arsenij ...
David, Silver Spring, has friends
Rebecca, CS, lying about having never been to a meeting before
[interrupted for ttuttle being given a jello dick]
Joe, NJ, CS, first time seen a guy eat a dick
Costas, MA, ECE, he doesn't know
Arjuna, Harvard MA, ECE, likes Ender's Game
Matt, NJ, ECE, play the trombone. too interesting; don't know how to play the tuba
Tim, CS, was (not?) half of a good time for KGB exec to meet
Alex, CS, here, will try to double major in ECE
Ethan, MD, last place team in scav hunt

==Richard==
event.

==Emily==
No job. Went to CA for latin convention. There's a pravda.

==Josiah==
Had a summer. Had a job due to miraculous good fortune.

==Labbott==
Had a summer. Worked at IBM. Built a cardboard mainframe.

==Derek==
Had a summer. Worked overtime. They had to pay him. Will be dying hair in the near future. Keep coming to KGB.

=Committees=

==Pop Occultism Committee==
Needs fortunes.

==Sean & Quuxxum Variety Committee==

==Pop Occultism Committee==
Make your life an exclamation, not an explanation. s/interjections/shit/
Listen not to vain words of empty tongue.
A distant relative will phone you soon. Sean's dad is a dick.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Beauty is in the mirror you look in every day. enjoy your being.

==The Technically Ad-Hoc Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee==
Will be making an appearance on Friday.

==Gratuitous Obscenity Committee==
The Technically Ad-Hoc Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee would go well with jello penis cake.

==Gunpowder Block Committee==
An excellent way to get rid of gunpowder and ammo is to fire.

==Drew Besse Sorta Sounds Like JFK Committee==
Sad, does not give reports. Survived his term.

==Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes==
Puns bswolf had not heard before from Scavenger Hunt. Not recording for posterity's sake.
That part about not recording any was a lie: Have you heard about the Corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.

==The Twitter Committee==
Would lke to thank labbott for contributions over summer. Snow White is really just a story about a date rape apple.

==The Connor Sites-Bowen Memorial Robot Committee==
Should you build a Connor Sites-Bowen Memorial Robot, its head must be at least as cute as that doorway.

==Time Travel Committee==
[It reported something]

==Fortune Telling Fish Committee==
Has seen your futures, would like to say: why did you not listen to me?!!

==Committe to Get Quuxum to Buy More Committees to Get Us More Money==
#define have a job is still in effect

==Twitter Committee==
"fucking a dude" vs "fucking a, dude"

==ESG Committee==
Meeting tonight in WeH 5328 at 6:30

==Ad-Hoc Committe to Map Out the Western Tunnel==
Running out of steam

==Committee to Flood Campus==
Currently making progress

==Some Committee About Exploring Pittsburgh==
Some street has brick-shaped cobblestones made of wood c.c

==Time Travel Committee==
salute the president last year

==Assasination Committee==

==Storytelling Committee==
Dueling Firework Families

=Old Business=
dmullown has the thing. mega colon is not his fault.

=New Business=

==Let jvirdo Dye Your Hair Committee==
Purpose: Because it's fun!

Shaping up to be a very colorful committee

She only dyes with consent.

Favor: Complement hair; Opposed: Booo (?); Abstain: Be ambivalent

$8 to jvirdo; her and anyone whose hair she has died

==Allocation not to exceed $50 for the event==
Good idea

==Lemur For My Valentine Committee==
Purpose: To raise money for the KGB by selling lemurs in February

Purpose: Buy more tangerines. But lemurs are cuter.

Ron Paul endorses this committee.

Favor: Raise a lemur from birth; opposed: kill a lemur; abstain: talk about your pet possum

$6 to Quuxum; nwf & mrwright historically; drew & zsparks & matt & tim & caroline

==Motion to Create the Giant Red Rubber Ball Committee==
Purpose: To play Dirty Nine

Favor: Play game with your neighbors; Opposed: How terrible it is to hit your president in the face; Abstain: Make fun of Drew Besse for missing. Ha, ha, Drew throws like a girl
$7 to Alan; him and anyone who has gotten to the center at Dirty Nine

==Funes the Memorious Memorial Taxonomy Committee==
To find a classification & pigeonhole absolutely every object, thing, event in the universe

Robot cat-herding committee is willing to extend its influence to words as well

Favor: Start classifying everything in the room; Opposed: Make one general category for everything in this room; Abstain: Classify your neighbor as a species of fish.
$2 to Alan; him, him, him, ...

Nine of him need to pay the treasurer $2 each.

=Announcements=

==Puzzle Hunt==
Email Dannel (djurado) if you want to help

==Event==
Flagstaff. 6:45 at the black chairs if you don't know the way.

==Dues==
Pay $15

==Q&A==
Email Emily (eforney) with questions about the KGB

==Underground Tour==
September 4th. Planning for it on Saturday at 1pm; check the b-board for location. Come if you are interested in helping.

=Schmucks=

==Sean==
Graduated.

[applause]

To freshmen: CMU is hard. CMU is also commonly considered to be less fun than other hard places. You have friends. As long as you are not a total dick, people will be willing to help. Talk to your friends. Talk to your roommate. Talk to one of us. Talk to your professer. You'd be surprised how much easier it is if you talk to people -- even if it's just to vent for two hours. You are not alone.

==Rocket Command==
A301D Doherty at [times]

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 Make your life an exclamation, not an explanation. s/interjections/shit/
 Listen not to vain words of empty tongue.
-A distant relative will phone you soon. Sean's dad is a dick.
+A distant relative will phone you soon. Shawn's dad is a dick.
 A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
 Beauty is in the mirror you look in every day. enjoy your being.
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 =Schmucks=
-==Sean==
+==Shawn==
 Graduated.

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 Needs fortunes.
-==Sean & Quuxxum Variety Committee==
+==Shawn & Quuxxum Variety Committee==
 ==Pop Occultism Committee==

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 Had a summer. Low awesomeness, except for camp. NEW PEOPLE!!!!
-==New People==
+===New People===
 Brian, Logic & Computation, prefers when handouts are freshly printed
 Chris, NJ, shoe size 10
 Jonathan, CS, something College, didn't bring ice cream
 Andrew, CS, Austin, TX, paying attention to fan
 Paul, CS, Baltimore, like walking
 CS, Naomi, New York, that was in the wrong order
 David, ECE, Montana,
 Thomas, CS, northern NJ, once had a stamp collection but it was boring
 Maija, CS, Harvard, MA, hand not mauled by bears,
 Katy, CS, ...
 Arsenij ...
 David, Silver Spring, has friends
 Rebecca, CS, lying about having never been to a meeting before
 [interrupted for ttuttle being given a jello dick]
 Joe, NJ, CS, first time seen a guy eat a dick
 Costas, MA, ECE, he doesn't know
 Arjuna, Harvard MA, ECE, likes Ender's Game
 Matt, NJ, ECE, play the trombone. too interesting; don't know how to play the tuba
 Tim, CS, was (not?) half of a good time for KGB exec to meet
 Alex, CS, here, will try to double major in ECE
 Ethan, MD, last place team in scav hunt
 ==Richard==
-event.
+Event.
 ==Emily==
-No job. Went to CA for latin convention. There's a pravda.
+No job. Went to CA for Latin convention. There's a Pravda?.
 ==Josiah==