Shank: /* Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door */

2009-11-05T20:50:49Z

‎Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door

Shank: /* Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door */

2009-11-05T20:49:50Z

‎Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door

Jboning: Minutes!!

2009-09-08T02:48:26Z

Minutes!!

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=Officer Reports=

==Glisson==
Weekend, cluster rave, stuff.

==Mander==
Weekend. Cluster gaming, marines won sometimes and aliens won sometimes!

===New People===
Jimmy, St Louis, CS, likes cheese

John, CS, Charleston, didn't eat breakfast

Alex, CS, has thrown a frisbee

Ben, Architecture + Linguistics, wearing clothes

==Richard==
Has a report! Hates scheduling. There's an event! Get Board Get Carded! Bring board games! Bring card games! Bring freshthings!

==Emily==
Is short. Is having a weekend. Parties and cluster raves and baby pravdas. Cluster printing is borked.

==Josiah==
Had a weekend. UG Tour; some fail, fun anyway. Cluster rave; some fail; fun anyway.

==Laura==
Weekend. UG Tour. Swine flu cheer! Still has not played FF VII.

==Derek==
Led astray by Tom Strong; 1 hour out of Pittsburgh.

[given by zsparks:] I'm an hour outside of Pittsburgh. Remember how I'm a contortionist? Yeah.

=Committees=

==Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7==
Continued lack of failure

==Committee to Groan at Ben Wolf's Jokes==
Top 10 best and worse D&D skills for sex O_o

==Committee To Burn Down Roselawn 7==
Failure

==Ad-Hoc Committee to Confuse Outsiders==
CMU doesn't have steam tunnels!

==Robot Cat-Herding Committee==
Seeing 9 on Saturday; think about it. Info will be on b-board.

==ITR Committee==
Saturday at 10PM -- Meeting on Wean 4; Moving to Gates 8 (and 9?)

==Time Cube Committee==
It is time; Gwillen has a cube

==Misappropriated or Ad-Hoc Committee to Corrupt Small Children==
Nicholas (Becca's son): "CMU hates grass!"

==Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee==
List of situations when it would be inappropriate or awkward to accompany someone

==Andrimal ID Committee==
Tuttlefish!

=Old Business=

jvirdo has the thing. Inability to solve Rubik's cubes is not her fault.

=New Business=

==Committee to turn Exec into Pro Wrestlers==
Purpose: JBONEBREAKER! Alan "THE BURNINATOR" Kraut!

Michael Vick wants in!

Name: Committee to turn Exec in Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers

Nacho!!!!

Favor: Perform a wrestling move on your neighbor; Opposed: Perform a safe, slow help session for numerical methods; Abstain: Squid

$4 to Rocketmatt; him, exec, Nacho Libre

==410 Cube==
Purpose: Four simultaneous threads in one pre-emptible kernel!

Are we educated stupid? We're educated students.

Favor: Say that it's the most beautiful cube ever; Opposed: Log on to qachan.org; Abstain: Talk about the latest gossip about Angelina someone

410 context switch every day

$3 to Gwillen; OS course staff: former, current, and future

==Darwin Committee==
Promotion of Natural Selection

It's a good idea!

Trying to *create* this! Natural Selection has been intelligently designed!

Achievements/awards?

Promotion to Unnatural Selection?

Favor: judge which KGB member would be deemed unfit by Darwin; Opposed: play Sim City; Abstain: Shoot down the helicopter over and over and over

$5 to Alan; anyone who has played NS; anyone sitting in the command chair

==Allocation of $50 for event==
Good idea.

==Practice Theory Committee==
Purpose: Study things that work in practice in theory but not in practice

Purpose: To examine how things differ in practice from in theory

Will Karl Marx be the professor for this class?

Will Groucho Marx be the professor for this class?

Favor: Talk about a situation in which theory and practice differed; Opposed Claim that heory and practice are the same; Abstain: Make a B for guitar tuning

$5 to bswolf; people who practice theory

==Time Travel Committee, Committee to Turn Exec into Professional Lucha Libre Wrestlers==
Reports success

==Time Travel Committee, Darwin Committee==
People often play NS in the cluster on Sunday evenings

==Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee==
Purpose: To report when duplicate committees are made

Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee approves

Name: Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committee

Favor: Vote in favor; Opposed: Tell him we already have this committee; Abstain: Imitate zsparks' accent

$9 to jvirdo; her and all the old Has That Ever Stopped Us Before Committees

==Mobius Duck==
Purpose: Why did the cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the... oh, wait...

Seems a little one-sided

Favor: Draw an imaginary mobius duck in the air; Opposed: State that mobius strips have two sides, you idiots; Abstain: Make up some imaginary animal

$12 to ttuttle; jwatzman

==Helper Committee==
Purpose: To determine people who are helpers

You helpeer! You completely

Favor: [something]; Opposed: Try to derail Get Board Get Carded; Abstain: Squid

$something to labbott: all the helpers in KGB

==Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Door==
Purpose: To go in and out through the window

Use the boost to get through!

Misappropriated Reverse Defenestration Committee approves

Favor: Tell Glisson how much money you will throw through the door; Opposed: It is cute! It will never hurt you! Abstain: Attempt to go through the ceiling
$1 to [someone]; Cohort (both)

==I GOT A FOUR Committee==
Purpose: To loudly proclaim the results of a move silently check

Favor: Fail a move silently check; Against: Succeed on a hide check; Abstain: Play Sim City

$4 to bswolf; people who fail their checks

==Glowy Flashy Rntzy Things Committee==
Purpose: CLUSTER RAVE!

Ad-Hoc System Error Committee approves

What the fuck is a bus error?

Favor: Rave in your seats; Against: Waltz inn place; Abstain: Intently watch the concert in the window

$10 to bblum; him, jboning, gwillen, rntz, anyone who attends a cluster rave

=Announcements=

==Event==
Get Board Get Carded -- 7PM, PH A18*

==Dues==
Pay your dues!

==Pravda?==
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!!

==Cookies==
Sarah has cookies! Officer of the Week!

==Shirts==
Rocketmatt wants them. They should be brought to meetings.

=Schmucks=

==ITR Games==
10PM. Meet on Wean 4; go to Gates 8 if you are late.

==Glisson==
Zombies at CMU thing. Like Call of Cthulu.

==Rocket Club==
Designing club rocket tomorrow. Possible pizza.

==D&D==
People looking for D&D groups. Someone should DM.

twright DMing a campaign! 3.5

==bswolf==
Motion to #define DEBUG

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 Favor: Tell Glisson how much money you will throw through the door; Opposed: It is cute! It will never hurt you! Abstain: Attempt to go through the ceiling
-$1 to shank; Cohort (both)
+$1 to Shank; Cohort (both)
 ==I GOT A FOUR Committee==

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