Jokeserver: Somebody spells wierd

2009-10-10T20:52:46Z

Somebody spells wierd

Jboning: Minutes!

2009-10-06T06:30:31Z

Minutes!

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=Officer Reports=

==Glisson==
Had a weekend. Ran a Call of Cthulu game. Had an interview.

==Alan==
Had a weekend. Got a jacket. There was ITR.

===New People===
Jule, creative writing, Massachusetts, 10 toes
Albert, physics + music composition, Donner and/or Boulder, CO, flipflops are broken

==Richard (Bunny)==
Had a weekend. Played video games. Played ITR. EVENT! Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees. Watch the bboard for rain plans.

==Emily==
Had a weekend. ITR. Orchestra. Went to an opera. Picked up a few Russian words. Did not pick up any Russian guys.

==Josiah==
Oh man, has a report. Trying to bring back that thing where everyone begins their reports with "oh man." Had a weekend. Slept a lot. Skipped due to headache. Couldn't fall asleep; read old bboard posts. Yes, we know you paid your dues and it's not shown on the roster yet. No, we don't care.

==Laura==
Dues are due. Had a weekend. Compiler compiles but doesn't compile.

==Derek==
Has a bike! It was sitting in the rain for three years. Fixed it up, and it works :D It cost $7. Bought a helmet and a lock. This cost $60. Was in lab from 6:30-9:30. (6:30PM-9:30AM).

=Committees=

==Doing it Wrong Committee & Ad-Hoc Committee to Beautify Campus==
Digging on Walking to the Sky hit another pipe

==Wierd Dreams Committee & Time Travel Committee==
In the future, cars will have bad owner's manuals

==Wierd Dreams Committee==
On the back of a speeding train having an epic battle with Gerudos

==CMU Can't Keep It Up Committee==
Also shot too soon

==Shawn & Quuxum Variety Hour==
Reasons why English is easier than Russian: "hello" is REALLY LONG

==Misappropriated Committee to Pillage & Burn Pitt During Spring Break==
Isn't sure if it's needed any more

==Committee to Play a D&D Campaign Set in Pittsburgh This Weekend==
Success

Shouted "d20 at the G20; 4th edition sucks"

Discovered one of Glisson's old high school friends on the GiantITP forums

==Misappropriated Random Art on Campus Committee==
Go to Gates 5 by the carrels. Weird parabola things.

==Pop Occultism Committee==
The best way to have the last word is to apologize. Or to motion to GTFO.

==Ad-Hoc About Last Event Committee==
A lot of people have good singing voices; should do that more.

==Storytelling Committee==
Zarf's clock.

==Ad-Hoc Storytelling Corollary Commmittee==
"rotate clockwise"

"...is that up or down?"

==Ad-Hoc Committee to Hear Uninteresting Things==
A new person arrived

==Ad-Hoc Whoa Holy Crap Committee==
Shawn & best friend were physics & music composition

[This was in reference to the new person who had just introduced himself. See above. --jboning]

==Gunpowder Plot Committee==
Couldn't use explosives for dynamics project

==Ad-Hoc Whoa Holy Crap Committee==
Whoa holy crap

==Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment Committee==
We should rent people out to accompany people musically

=Old Business=

Alan has the thing. Slowness of planning for KGB Sing-Along Blog is not his fault.

=New Business=

==KGB Sing-Along Blog Committee==
Purpose: to create a KGB Sing-Along Blog

huhuhahahahahahaha

Purpose: to create a musical for kgb

Favor: sing a kgb dr horrible song in unison; no, just make noise; Opposed: sing from some other thing; Abstain: squid musicalyl

$12 to bswolf; anyone who contributes to KGB Sing-Along Blog.

==Storytelling Corollary Committee==
Purpose: to make corollaries to told stories

Purpose: to tell corollary stories; to store corollary tellies; to corral storytellers

Ad-Hoc Story Theorem & Lemma Committee approve

Time Travel Committee reports success

Boing Boing Blub Blub Boom Committe approves

and then I found 5 dollars

Purpose: to tell corollary stories; to store corollary tellies; to give storytellers coral

Favor: tell a corollary story; Opposed: laugh at Drew; Abstain: tell the most uninteresting story you can think of

$6 to Dannel; anyone who wishes to [purpose][1], to give storytellers coronaries

==Bold Committee==
Purpose: to be exuberant but cause people to ignore us anyway

Name: Strong Committee

Name: Tom Strong Committee

Name: Strombold Committee

Purpose: to type in bold with boxing gloves on

Name: Tom Strong Nuclear Force Committee

Favor: impersonate Tom Strong writing a letter in bold with boxing gloves on while a nuclear meltdown happens behind him; Opposed: plain bold is much better than what this committee has become; Abstain: jellyfish

$3 to Alan; disbanded

==Committee to Catapult Kesden==
Purpose: So Kesden can fly

Painful for students who fall asleep in class

Foffman Committee: kresdang

Favor: mime Kesden as he is airborne and falling fast; Against: act like Foffman with his feet firmly planted on the ground; Abstain: act like a drama teacher buried halfway underground

$6 to Dannel; Tim Hoffman and himself

==Allocate $50 for Event==
Good Idea.

==Internym Committee==
Purpose: to figure out what the z stands for

rntz r arntzenius

KGB warms Alan's heart

Glisson needs to take medication

Favor: tell Glisson what the z in zsparks stands for; Opposed; tell Glisson what the p in zsparks stands for; abstain: tell Glisson what the q in zsparks stands for

$10 to Alan; anyone who regularly uses internyms when sending emails to ground lists

=Announcements=

==Dues==
Pay them!

==Event==
Climbing, Jumping, Running Trees. 7PM, Flagstaff Hill.

==CTFWS==
Wanna be a judge? Email exec@cmukgb.org

==T-Shirts==
Have a cool design? Email exec@cmukgb.org

==Puzzle Hunt==
Wanna help out and not a freshman? Email djurado@andrew

==Schmucks==

==Donut Dash and stuff==
Wanna participate? Email mbk@andrew

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 Digging on Walking to the Sky hit another pipe
-==Wierd Dreams Committee & Time Travel Committee==
+==Weird Dreams Committee & Time Travel Committee==
 In the future, cars will have bad owner's manuals
-==Wierd Dreams Committee==
+==Weird Dreams Committee==
 On the back of a speeding train having an epic battle with Gerudos
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 Purpose: to create a musical for kgb
-Favor: sing a kgb dr horrible song in unison; no, just make noise; Opposed: sing from some other thing; Abstain: squid musicalyl
+Favor: sing a kgb dr horrible song in unison; no, just make noise; Opposed: sing from some other thing; Abstain: squid musically
 $12 to bswolf; anyone who contributes to KGB Sing-Along Blog.
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 Time Travel Committee reports success
-Boing Boing Blub Blub Boom Committe approves
+Boing Boing Blub Blub Boom Committee approves
 and then I found 5 dollars

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