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<p>New page: Officer Reports Jboning Relaxed some this weekend Slept for 14 hours, then spent time alone Lots of masturbation jokes Eforn...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Officer Reports<br /> Jboning<br /> Relaxed some this weekend<br /> Slept for 14 hours, then spent time alone<br /> Lots of masturbation jokes<br /> Eforney<br /> Didn't sit alone in her room<br /> Had AUO concert, which was fun<br /> Not much work, going home tomorrow<br /> Term paper due next week.<br /> No new people<br /> We sing happy birthday to Andrew Carnegie and are terrible - he's 175<br /> Zsparks<br /> Still has the ability to write a 6-page paper in 2 hours<br /> Never realized there was a door in the back of the room<br /> Arsenij<br /> As of friday, hadn't slept in 3 days<br /> Has a legitimate job offer, did an interview, but maybe it's a shitty job because of a bad business plan<br /> He single-handedly rewrote the guy's business plan<br /> Got cookies from scorri's mother<br /> His laptop is still broken<br /> submit to pravda<br /> Twright<br /> Did literally zero work<br /> Advance wars<br /> Was choked by Zsparks<br /> Looking forwards to thanksgiving<br /> Scorri<br /> Has no work due until after thanksgiving<br /> Looking forwards to thanksgiving<br /> Threatens the lives of exec, especially Bubbles, Twright, and Zsparks<br /> Bubbles<br /> Classic gaming, super bomberman, saw harry potter<br /> Laughed at an inappropriate moment in harry potter, it was great<br /> Booth meeting, we have a floorplan!<br /> <br /> <br /> Committee Reports<br /> Don't worry it's for science says zombies are gone, stop killing CS majors!<br /> Oh shit what have I done committee says no they are not<br /> Quote of the night committee says what are you doing to that pineapple<br /> Pop occultism committee makes jokes with fortune cookies<br /> Forgetful 2vp committee reports there is an event! Movie night!<br /> Time travel committee has a dr who scarf<br /> Shawn &amp; Quuxum variety hour says any movie after 1991 is crap<br /> Fortune-telling fish committee says Jboning will be a good trophy<br /> Committee to waste time congaing starts a conga line<br /> Committee to use the KGB as a groundhog for winter says congrats on making through to spring<br /> Storytelling committee tells a story about winter is going to suck hard, it is the anniversary of JFK's assassination, tells story about 9/11, Richard Feynman<br /> <br /> Old Business<br /> Mary Kate has the thing - airport security is not her fault<br /> <br /> New Business<br /> Create the Zen Committee to<br /> Everyone shouts funny things about Zen<br /> Sold to Shawn for $20, chairs everyone with the buddha-nature<br /> Create the TSA Committee to handle more packages than UPS<br /> People may want to opt-out from the scanner<br /> Most of TSA people don't want to touch you<br /> We have a vaguely serious discussion about TSA screening<br /> Sold to twright for $6, chairs me and anyone who likes groping people under any context<br /> Create the sound effect committee to encourage the recsec to create sound effects with his laptop<br /> Sold to mbritton for $7, DISBANDED<br /> Allocate $50 for someone else to buy stuff for the event - it's a good idea - dbesse will do it<br /> Create the never enough blue committee to you are always wearing a sub-optimal number of shades of blue<br /> Change purpose to &quot;dabu-dee dabu-dai dabu-dee dabu-dah&quot;<br /> Change name to &quot;never enough drew&quot;<br /> Let the record show twright said &quot;bro&quot; unironically<br /> Sold to tvaughan for $12, chairs Drew Besse<br /> Create the trolling math committee to proof by divine intervention<br /> 251 torture committee approves<br /> So much math and category theory wanking<br /> OH MY GOD SO MUCH MATH WANKING DURING BIDDING<br /> Sold to dan kirby for $43, chairs TROGDOR<br /> <br /> Announcements<br /> Event! Movie night! come if you're around<br /> <br /> Shmucks<br /> Klipper is having an anti-thanksgiving dinner on friday<br /> Keller is running some RPGs over finals week<br /> Aballard is not coming back after thanksgiving. :( he has a lot of affection for us and is sad that he will be gone<br /> <br /> [[Category:Minutes]]</div>

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