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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Officer Reports<br />
Jboning<br />
played ctfws then hurt his knee<br />
old person is visiting (gwendolyn)<br />
Is hungry<br />
Eforney<br />
Did lots of fun stuff and had too much fun stuff to enjoy<br />
greek sing rehearsal, ultimate, ctfws, ctfws judging, taught boy scouts, wore 2 inch heels<br />
Her legs hurt<br />
Didn't get into the minor she wanted :(<br />
No new people<br />
Zsparks<br />
Was on college visit instead of ctfws, probably not going to northeastern<br />
Maybe going to miss gbgc to go to more college visits<br />
You are balancing his checkbook!<br />
Arsenij<br />
ctfws was great<br />
watched a lot of basketball games, lots of free throws<br />
made a pravda; failed at printing (it's somewhere in hunt print queue)<br />
Should have an actual pravda by next week!<br />
submit to pravda<br />
Twright<br />
ctfws<br />
was surprisingly successful at doing work<br />
R7 party<br />
slept some<br />
Scorri<br />
Looks oddly like shelby this week<br />
played ctwfs, slept over at lincoln roop's house<br />
Bubbles<br />
ctfws<br />
apparently has self-respect<br />
boothing! got some shit done, but not much<br />
made hamantashen at r7 and r7 party<br />
was pooped on sunday and kind of succeeded at being successful<br />
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Committee Reports<br />
Category Theory joke<br />
Awkward and inappropriate musical accompaniment has a song about pravda being stuck in the print queue; it is melancoly<br />
What the hell committee says what the hell tbroman but jboning in the hospital<br />
committee to assassinate the president says continued failure<br />
Misappropriated animal-free cruelty committee plays on the bagpipe<br />
Ad-hoc inception committee reports it is easier to assassinate with a death wish<br />
Red team committee was formerly yellow team reports two counts of success<br />
Booth committee reports that building has been going pretty well<br />
-two saturdays until moveon<br />
-need people to show up! please come on tuesday or saturday<br />
-doesn't matter what your skill level is like, we want your help!<br />
-not in panic mode but time to go<br />
Nom Com<br />
We have to do elections in four weeks<br />
If you want to run for office, say something now<br />
We gather nominations<br />
Nominations close<br />
Hipster Committee hated rebecca black before it was cool<br />
ITR! ITR on saturday!<br />
Storytelling committee! Glisson tells a story about the batbomb (from batman) and how it was a real thing invented by a dental hygienist!<br />
an attempt to use pigeons to guide missiles<br />
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Old Business<br />
Bubbles gets the thing! germ warfare is not his fault<br />
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Create committee to salt campus to take preemptive action in the war against slugs<br />
There are probably actually gardens and stuff being grown<br />
Change purpose to "to show animals love today"<br />
Change purpose to "bring angelina jolie to campus" = fails<br />
Change name to "zoophilia" committe = fails<br />
Passed - sold to mcginnis for $5, chairs him and scorri<br />
Create the house unamerican activities committee committee to I have a list of 99 communists within CMU (but a bitch ain't one)<br />
Bubbles is done with zsparks<br />
Change name to "house uncommunist activities committee"<br />
We point out that we are probably all bourgeoisie<br />
Sold to teisenbe for $11, chairs him, senator mccarthy, and tbroman<br />
Booth committee allocates $641.73 for booth; passes<br />
Create the Jesus Look-alike committee to think about this for me<br />
a bunch of jokes about song lyrics that have jesus in them<br />
Sold to tbroman for $10, chairs disbanded<br />
Allocate $52.41 for supplies for the event - it's a good idea<br />
Create the I'm Uncomfortable Committee to have an outlet to express when you are made uncomfortable<br />
110 or 220 volt outlets<br />
Passed - sold to arsenij for $10, chairs him and everyone who is always comfortable<br />
Create the jack's van committee to JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN<br />
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Change name to the "Free Candy Committee" = fails<br />
Passed; sold to mcginnis for $25, chairs him and JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN JACK'S VAN<br />
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Announcements<br />
EVENT! GBGC!<br />
Booth! Tuesday8kage Saturday8kage<br />
Puzzlehunt april 23rd; get teams of 4 together; drag people who are not KGB<br />
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Shmucks<br />
Shank is bringing her blanket to GBGC<br />
ITR saturday10wean4<br />
Tbroman is bringing poker chips to GBGC<br />
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