Tbroman: I misspelled "Teki"

2011-04-21T03:41:42Z

I misspelled "Teki"

Tbroman at 02:25, 19 April 2011

2011-04-19T02:25:51Z

Tbroman: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Weekend! Boooooth! Pun: "stuck like a porn farce" It has been a year, and I will no ...

2011-04-19T02:25:34Z

New page: Officer Reports Jboning Weekend! Boooooth! Pun: "stuck like a porn farce" It has been a year, and I will no ...

New page

Officer Reports
Jboning
Weekend! Boooooth!
Pun: "stuck like a porn farce"
It has been a year, and I will no longer be a president in like an hour
Eforney
I did two booths and a buggy!
Made of bruises and slept until 3
No new people, excellent
Zsparks
Events! - bake barter and useless stuff
Finished watching the first season of the Wire
Is sorry he will not be at KGB next year
Future 2veep: don't fuck up!
Arsenij
Only slept between 7am and 11am since wednesday - not a smart idea!
Pravda! there are two, one with actual platforms, one with "interpreted" platforms
submit to pravda
Twright
Booth - it was awesome
Smashed a pineapple with a crowbar
Winter is coming all over the underside of my laptop as I watched Game of Thrones
Scorri
Booth! Booth! and more Booth!
Couldn't help with teardown because she was sick :(
This is the last time people will officially throw coins at her
Bubbles
Had a weekend - it was exhausting but excellent
Booth was awesome, we made a really awesome booth, is really proud of the KGB
We are a really awesome group of people

Committee Reports
Booth committee would like to report SUCCESS!
Also $0 in fines
Puzzlehunt is this saturday - register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
Oh Shit What Have I done worries about making a report after elections

Old Business
Jboning gets the thing - not knowing who to vote for is not his fault

New Business
We purple.
Elections! To be continued by the next Recording Secretary.

Elections
At this point there is an interlude while twright doesn't take notes and the new recsec has not been elected.
tbroman takes up the minutes after recsec elections.

Treasurer candidates
jcolmar: throw coins at me! I love the KGB!
Shelby: I love money! It goes places and is stampable!
The feel of coins hitting your body is surprisingly refreshing, and oh god, money!
Please vote for me! Everyone's going to get $2 bills
kharring: *pours coins on herself*
kharring wins

Sergeant at Arms candidates
Xander: loves the KGB. Gets awws. Everyone in the KGB is the greatest person ever at CMU.
You can only see his 3rd, 4th and 5th arms if you have second sight.
lroop: didn't post a platform. Sorry, had a full week.
Heart is in the work, but hand is not in the pockets.
Chalkboard erasers are more fun than weapons.
Clyde: is batman. And batman. And a ninja. And a cowboy badass. Will maintain chaos^H^H^H^H^Horder.
Everything is awesome forever. Is good with stuff.
Clyde wins

We have a new exec!
President: eforney (1st ballot)
1veep: Bubbles (2nd ballot)
2veep: tvaughan (2nd ballot)
CorSec: mmeyerho (3rd ballot)
RecSec: tbroman (2nd ballot)
Treasurer: kharring (1st ballot)
Sergeant at Arms: Clyde (2nd ballot)

Some stories that were told during elections:
Shelby was scarred as a young child by seeing Mr. Rogers in a speedo. He has no tattoos.
Dan Kirby's cousin tried to pull down a tree with a truck. There is video.
tbroman reads Bubbles a belated bedtime story (Jack and the Beanstalk, politically correct version)
Quuxum has a story about immigration. Belfast, pregnancy, post-traumatic stress
and I-assumed-you-were-dead-so-I-got-remarried-oops are involved.
nsaphra tells about her dad stealing from a Black Panther lending library/mobile hospital unit.
mbritton also has a dad, who hates hawks by the way. Story involves New York City, a suit, a laundromat,
thugs and police.
cwooten had a terrible physics teacher her junior year. Then he died, and that's why she's going to hell.
twright makes everyone start talking at once. dkirby finds him guilty of insanity.
Arsenij has a story in which there is a badly dimensioned couch that earns him a key to the million dollar room.

New Business part 2

Allocated $75 for Useless Stuff Auction
Motion to kick techie in the ass (but oops, it's still jboning)
Motion to #define techie eforney
Motion to kick techie in the ass
Events: bake barter, useless stuff auction
Bake barter can earn you tampons or crispy hexagons
Motion to allocate $200 for exec discretionary fund (passes)

Announcements:
PUZZLEHUNT! It's awesome! Saturday!
USELESS STUFF AUCTION! It's awesome! It's Friday!
BAKE BARTER! It'll be delicious in your mouth!

Schmucks:
We purple.
We gtfo.

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Tbroman: I misspelled "Teki"

Tbroman at 02:25, 19 April 2011

Tbroman: New page: Officer Reports Jboning Weekend! Boooooth! Pun: "stuck like a porn farce" It has been a year, and I will no ...