Tbroman: New page: Officer reports eforney Had a weekend. Long PuzzleHunt. Did no work on Sunday, but til 5am on Monday night Someone has her phone :( Bubbles Had a we...

2011-04-26T02:47:31Z

New page: Officer reports eforney Had a weekend. Long PuzzleHunt. Did no work on Sunday, but til 5am on Monday night Someone has her phone :( Bubbles Had a we...

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Officer reports
eforney
Had a weekend. Long PuzzleHunt.
Did no work on Sunday, but til 5am on Monday night
Someone has her phone :(
Bubbles
Had a weekend. Useless stuff auction--got stickers.
OC training, PuzzleHunt.
Thiiiis much work on Sunday.
New people: Rosie, from NY, MechE, has brown hair.
John, from Morningside, was a baby
Gavin, admitted student in CS, matching socks
tvaughan
is Tim. Had a weekend. Useless Stuff went well.
Saw Mamma Mia.
EVENT: Last Day of Classes Picnic at an unusual time: 5:30 at the Black Chairs.
mmeyerho
Has a trechcoat from Useless People.
Got tricked by PuzzleHunt.
Watched Game of Thrones on Sunday.
tbroman
is Broman. Had a weekend. Got sick. Throat hurts.
Achievement Unlocked: Freshman 15
Lots of work this afternoon getting the attendance sheet to be right.
kharring
Had a horrible weekend.
Hard drive died on Saturday, collapsed in church Sunday.
Had worn "I Void Warranties" shirt to collect her MacBook from repairs.
Accused of being the murderer because she is the only one not wearing black on exec.
Clyde
looks like Xander. Had a weekend. PuzzleHunt, dear Lord a lot of PuzzleHunt.
Work did not get done. Watched Dr. Who instead.

Committee Reports
The Valve Time Travel Committee reports at least 17 counts of massive, massive success.
The Ad-Hoc Committee to hear Jared Yell at KGB reports 15 counts of success.
The misappropriated Committee to Test the new RecSec is an asshole.
The Oh Shit What Have I Done Committee: Whether or not I become a doctor comes down to tomorrow morning.
PuzzleHunt Committee thanks everyone.
Scorri makes a "surprisingly" good floozy.
The Committee to give Scorri More Sugar does so.
The "That wasn't supposed to happen" Committee lost a L-rear wheel on a racecar.
The misappropriated Committee to Assassinate the President takes a whack at it.
Dan Kirby feels left out of the nerf war. Is it his own fault?
The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports success.
The Ad-Hoc Committee to Impersonate the President says something about shoes.
jgg gives his committees away:
Robotic [RecSec missed something] given to any and all robots in the KGB
Frozen Wasteland given to Barbarians from the Frozen North
RocketMatt gives the Gunpowder Plot Committee to the biggest pyro in KGB (Clyde?)
RocketMatt gives all his other committees to the Whole.
The Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment sings "Goodbye Old People".
The KGB Has No Rhythm Committee reports, "Oh god, was that clapping?"
The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports "had a weekend!"
The Row of Matts Committee asks who is leaving. Many are. They've killed all the Chrises, Sams and Daves.
The Oh Shit What Have I Done Committee expands its chairs to all members of KGB.

Old Business
jboning has the thing. jboning is absent; something is made not his fault.

New Business
create: Bubbles Sort Committee to *Bubbles walks like a dinosaur*
Everybody walk the dinosaur etc. etc.
Thought it was Bubbles' Shorts committee.
Reminder: T-Rex Tuesday is on Tuesdays
change name to Bubblesaurus Committee
Accuse Bubbles' ass as the murderer
Committee to turn Exec into kittens disapproves
append to purpose: tbromanasaurus and tvaughanodon
passes as the Bubblesaurus Committee to *Bubbles walks like a dinosaur*, tbromanasaurus and tvaughanodon.
Sold to pcd for $2 - Chairs him and Bubbles

create: This Goes to 11 Committee to *bagpipes played loudly*
Motion to censure (fails)
Does not go to 12
Changed to Committee to Level Up Bagpipes
Why did memcginn second??
Ding is better done on a xylophone
passed as the Committee to Level Up Bagpipes
Sold to Xander for $4 - Chairs the bagpipe

create: Old People Committee to hand off its chair
recursion, oh god
Did you mean recursion?
Get off my lawn!
RocketMatt will be old soon.
Ad Hoc Taxidermy committee has a question: what will old people be doing later?
The Misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports Forever young lyrics
The Ad Hoc Naivete Committee is glad it will never be old
passed
Motion to JACK'S VAN
Sold to jwatzman for $8 Chairs old people who are not chairs right now

create: KGB Rhythm Committee to put no less than 100 needles on each Metronome
*people clap out of rhythm*
mbritton marches to the sound of his own drum and never took lessons
jkeller marches to mbritton's drum
Always Late to Kiltie Committee approves
Ad Hoc Block Committee makes a knock block joke.
passed
Sold to pcd for $1 - Chairs pcd and tvaughan

create: The Committee to Not Get Eaten By That Other Door to warn people about carniverous doors
What about the Scary Door?
Ad-Hoc Michael J. Sullivan Self-Injury Committee approves
Random Art on Campus committee still wants to put teeth on the wean turtle and have it eat the cheeto
one time, door ate tvaughan
The Misappropriated Lord of the Rings Committee agrees: one does not simply walk into more doors.
The Misappropriated Injudicious Excavations committee approves
passed
Sold to pcd for $4 Chairs everybody beneath his door, plus him

vote: Set dues for $10/semester or $15/year for the year. (Same as last year.)
KGB treasury has ~$5000 before booth costs.
Passes unanimously.

create: mmeyerho is a registered sex offender committee to make the KGB feel self-conscious about its trenchcoats
Motion to postpone indefitely passed

create: Abnormally Skinny White Boys Committee to if you take off your shirt and they offer you a sandwich, you're probably a member
Something about RecSecs
Many skinny committees approve
Dennis is appended (to nothing in particular)
passed
Sold to twright for $5 - Chairs anybody offered sandwich for being shirtless

eforney is named a Hero of the Soviet Union for her work with the Jigsaw.

Trolling is a Art Committee to "Portal was OK"
changed name to ...An Science Committee
halo is just a ripoff of discworld
change to trolling are an science - failed
many trolls speak
append dbesse and bswolf to committee (but not to the name)
motion to change to something failed
passed as the "Trolling is An Science Committee" to "The Portal Series was OK, I guess..."
Sold for $11 to mbritton - DISBANDED!

allocate $150 for LDOC picnic
passed by acclamation

create: Committee to make KGB meetings go faster to put a ball gag in sully's mouth
pcd approves
mmeyerho does not comment
change name to dkap committee
change purpose to as if he had a gag in there
passed
Sold for $10 to tbroman - chairs to be revealed
update by tbroman: Chairs myself and Quuxum

create: Rule Phi Committee to keep it Classy
change to (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee - appended
dbesse only has one more week of class
passed as "Rule Phi or (1+sqrt(5))/2 Committee to Keep it Classy"
Sold for $3 to Xander - Chairs all classy KGB members

create: Fails for Lack of a Second committee has no purpose (but oops, it got a second)
failed
We look up at the sign saying we're looking up

Announcements
EVENT! LDOC picnic! Fucking delicious!
EVENT! Mafia night! leaving Wednesday, 7pm for dinner at Buce de Beppo.
Pay dues, pay for useless stuff.
Hoodies?
Yearbook photo at 5:30? He's coming now.
We purple.

Schmucks
If you bought Jack, let's give out candy! Determine location and stuff.
LASERTAG! Friday during finals. Leaving at 9:15. est. cost $20.
Saturday during finals: Dr. Who marathon!
PuzzHunt wants people to help next year - many people are graduating.
Photographer shows up and we GFTO.

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