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New page: Officer Reports eforney Had a summer! Was working in the psych department here at CMU campus is not as full of bodies in the summer Bubbles Had a su...

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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a summer!
Was working in the psych department here at CMU
campus is not as full of bodies in the summer
Bubbles
Had a summer!
new people: (name, major, where from, something uninteresting)
Chris, ECE, St. Louis, wearing footwear
Elizabeth, CS, southern Maryland, most of the words she uses contain vowels
Hilda, CS, Texas, wearing a jacket
Lindsay, CS, Seattle, has 2 arms
Vilsia, CS, California, hair in a ponytail
Stephanie, art, New Jersey, has a height and weight
Harris IS, Pittsburgh, is wearing glasses
Corey, CS, Atlanta, is wearing contacts
Serena, psych/bio, New Jersey, is Asian
Snigdha, CS, Rochester (Minnesota), hair in a ponytail
Luna, CS, Pittsburgh, can respirate
Bill, CS, Pittsburgh, sitting in front row
Maria, CS, New Jersey, goes to CMU
Edward, CS, New Jersey, has 10 fingers and 10 toes
Steven, engineering, Pittsburgh, Shelby's little brother (not what he said)
Zach, chemE, New Jersey, cannot breathe underwater
Jasmine, mechE, New Jersey, uses pens
Jules, MSE, France, is standing
Kim, MSE, New Jersey, is an oxygen addict
Vis, IR, New Jersey, is standing here
Veronica, physics, central Pennsylvania, is from central Pennsylvania
Marlena, CS, Chicago area, does not have heat vision
David, CS, Carlisle (Mass.), has 2 eyes
Tristan, CS, Des Moines, graduated from high school
Zane, CS, COlorado, is still alive
Jackie, ECE, northern Virginia, is too quiet to be heard where RecSec is standing
Delia, IS but maybe CS, Long Island, your mom
Alex, CS, Connecticut, doesn't use qtips
Miguel, ECE, Miami, walked here
Eric, CS, Maryland, there is a circular object on his head with a smaller one inside it
Lars, CS, Long Island, went to bed at 11
Mansfield, ECE, Maryland, is not capable of photosynthesis
Jason, business, northern Virginia, is a college student
Claire, CS, small town in Massachusetts that someone had heard of, no socks today
John, chemistry, Long Island, put socks on
tvaughan
EVENT! potluck in the park, Flagstaff Hill. Meet at the black chairs to head over
mmeyerho
Had a summer! research. Made pravda?!
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!
tbroman
Had a summer! Did nothing on his todo list.
kharring
Explains monies and dues
72,400 skittles' worth of money in the treasury
Clyde
Had a summer!
interned for his dad
hung out with afalk
the Mets won at some point

Committees
The Shawn & Quxuum Variety Hour reports: shawn is back? wtf? and paid his dues?!
The Awkward Palm Tree Committee reports awkward venus fly trap
The Fortune Telling Fish Committee extends a warm welcome to all KGB freshmen, with dark promises of the future
Bubbles will attract wolves in that shirt
The Ad-Hoc "Hey! The Treasurer owes me $5!" Committee reports Hey! The treasurer owes me $5!
The Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reads some really weird titles of songs
The Ad-Hoc Committee to Recruit Freshmen to KGB reports success.
The Ad-Hoc Committee to Overrun the KGB with CS Majors reports success.
The Guild of Calamitous Intent, the misappropriated Committee to Assassinate the President, and others attempt to assassinate the President.
They fail.
The "I forgot how many committees I bought last semester" Committee reports, "I can't wait to buy more committees this semester!"
The Ad-Hoc Get Down, Mr. President Committee reports, get down, Mr. President.
The EEEEEEMUUUUUUU Committee reports emu
The Jewish Standard Time Committee reports failure, by being on time for the meeting
The Assassins Committee reports success.
The Ad-Hoc "This Isn't a Beach?" Committee reports, "This isn't a beach? But I have no clothes!"
Storytelling Committee:
is confused to be here
is drunk with power
moral of the story: CMU is hard. CMU is really hard. But you're smart. We're all in this together. College is hard. We can help.

Old Business
amckinni gets the thing - natural disasters are not his fault

New Business
create the Appreciation for the Finer Arts Committee to celebrate people with weird names
The Misappropriated Committee to Test the RecSec reports success
shawn displays midseason wankery form over an exceedingly long name
motion to append Dennis (passed)
The Ad-Hoc Committee for Names that Sound Like Henry David Thoreau but Aren't reports success.
vote: passes
auction: $2 amckinni - chairs anyone wearing a hat at that moment.
create the Dramatic Speech Committee to "this committee is the only thing standing between us and a world of desolation!"
3 types of people in this world: dicks, pussies, and assholes
shawn can redeem us from obscenity, for this is OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY
We're in breed hall
call to question
vote: passes
auction: $30 rdmarsh - chairs him and melodramatists
create the Celebration of Fine Farts committee to celebrate James Joyce, Shakespeare, Wordsworth, and fart jokes
too many seat cushions in this room
James Joyce loved his wife's farts
vote: fails
create the Nerf Armory Committee to arm the KGB with foam rubber weapons
we cannot afford to not pass this
there will be provisions to arm those who cannot arm themselves
the Evil Seafood League and the Guild of Calamitous Intent are wary of this committee
*cock the nerf gun*
right to bear arms (bear arms!)
They can take our lives, but they can never take our freedom!
ICBNerf?
vote: passses unanimously
auction: $25 egladdin - chairs him, those with nerf guns, all asssassins
create the Homeopathy Committee to market KGB's invention of tap water substitute
postponed
create the Committee to Absolve the Treasurer of A $5 Debt to (as stated)
The misappropriated "Yeah, pretty much that" committee reports, "Yeah, pretty much that."
Don't repay the debt! Instead, raise the debt ceiling!
The "Cool Committee Bro, Tell It Again" Committee reports success.
motion to change the name to "trolling committee to raise awareness to breast cancer research"
salute memcginn
(fails)
we shouldn't pass without creating superexec (6 members) to something debt-ceiling-joke-ish
vote: passes
auction: $5 goob - chairs him
create the Taxidermy Committee (finally) to stuff dead things with cotton
eforney has a lot of cotton
The Ad-Hoc Committee that Just Thinks Taxidermy is Kind of Creepy thinks taxidermy is kind of creepy.
append Dennis
vote: passes
auction: $7 jcolmar - chairs him, those unhealthily interested in taxidermy

Announcements
event (Friday)
exec (Tuesday)
how to bboard (demo)
new people make happiness! (yay)
pay dues! (by 9/30)

Schmucks
shelby has textbooks
xander wants people to edit the wiki
ccolombo advertises trucks food
pcd: many motions to purple
lroop: this thursday: CMU computer club showing Swordfish
ITR games this Saturday! 10pm wean 4
lazertag! email dkirby with times. windowless van
afalk DMs D&D
gswagner adds assocs.kgb.rpg.omg
shawn hints at pop occultism committee
we have 72400 skittles' worth of money
cshaffer needs a roommate

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