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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
Underground Tour on Friday
she was sick, but it was awesome
Saturday: still sick. Sorority had a thing
Sat night: "hmmmmm..."
(still sick)
KGB is in the Tartan! Positively!
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
drank $265M worth of booze with Jared Cohon
lots of work and laziness
New People (name, major, where from, boring thing about them)
Jake, History, Atlanta, likes reading
Stephanie, BSA Physics/visual art, MD, is wearing black pants
Eric, CS, Philly area, was doing homework
Sarah, Creative writing, New York, 10 fingers
Elena, ChemE, Philly, really wants to sit down
Brianna, Cog Sci, San Jose, likes to knit
Cammy, Psych/Bio, Pittsburgh, likes ice cream
CC, Psych/Bio, Manhattan, has no food allergy
Radawan, Econ, NYC (Stuyvesant), no stripes on socks
Billy, Math, Massachusetts, brown hair
Brandon, CS, Philly, is not the square root of 2
Fernando, History, Puerto Rico, only listens to video game music
Ryan, ChemE, Rhode Island, is standing
` Ben, Chem/Phil, metro Detroit, wearing glasses
Glenn, MechE (undecided), Atlanta, 11 buttons on him
Carson, Math, Pittsburgh, has been to 3 shuttle bus launches
Raina, Chem, NJ, periodic table is desktop background
Susie, CS, Indiana, holding $.08
Xiaoyun, ECE, NYC, could not be heard from the front
James, Communication/Design, San Diego, lots of relatives in Pittsburgh
Emily, maybe BME or maybe other CIT, MD, shirt is about mustaches
Ryan, Physics, Pittsburgh, sleeps sometimes
Molly, CS, Chicago suburbs, cheers for Bears
Elliott, ECE, Philly area, where in Philly he's from is pretty boring
Tyler, Connecticut, math, there are infinite natural numbers
Charlie, BHA - fine art, NYC, "uninteresting thing" is his uninteresting thing
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
is good - Underground Tour was pretty cool
EVENT! Get Board Get Carded, 7pm Friday, PH A18*
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
Underground Tour - held the banner, exciting
Had a saturday and a sunday, which had lots of delicious food and someone played with lighter fluid
Pravda?! New Pravda?!
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
It really sucked. Lots of homework.
Underground Tour was fun, but stressful. Yeah, exec does work to do that stuff.
Attendance sheet: new people on page 2
kharring
Had a weekend!
Underground Tour, Kiltie game, nothing else except "not really doing anything"
no homework done
cshaffer
technically had a weekend
did things, ate a burger with hummus (thanks, Oren)
did sick and sleeping
couldn't find phone or keys because he sleepwalks and put them in his backpack

Committees
The Ad-Hoc Pfennig of Pfault Committee, along with the Ad-Hoc Interesting Logic COmmittee, reports "Tim,
you couldn't have made me sick last week, since it was my fault since you got sick!"
The Shawn and Quuxum Variety Hour is back from hiatus
The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, Select Sub-Committee for the Research and Application of Rule 43 reports, whaaaa?
The Committee to Give Scorri More Sugar reports success
The Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee is seeking volunteers
The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee predicts there will be more conflict in the Middle East
when the cult of the Mighty Tighty Whitey faces off with the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (or something like that)
The Misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee would just like to say, "I'm hungry like the wolf."
The Dramatic Speech Committee is mercifully brief
The Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee reports that Dan Kirby was told to lower his head
today because it was physically too large for those behind him to see
The Nonexistent Committee does not report
The Ad-Hoc Disbanded Committee reports.
The Injudicious Exclamation Committee, the Committee to Not Burn Down Roselawn 7,
The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee - Select Subcommittee for the Development and Application of Rule 34,
The Committee to Not Throw Up in labbott's Backpack, the Committee to "Give Scorri Sugar", and possibly
some others would like to report [REDACTED, replaced with "at 7 with 8 at 9"]
The Ad-Hoc Psychology Committee would like to ask, of all of Freud's theories, why do we focus on the ones about sex?
The Bad Jokes Committee would like to report, "How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb?"
The Ad-Hoc Game of Thrones Committee reports, "Winter is coming."
The Ad-Hoc Risktego Committee adds Risktego to the list of hybrid games.
The Frozen Wasteland Committee reports, "too soon!"
The Ad-Hoc Injure the Treasurer Committee reports the presence of coin-shaped welts.
The Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Liquid Latex would like to point out its existence at this time.
The Committee to Turn labbott into a Dominatrix approves.
The Pop Occultism Committee does its thing.
Storytelling Committee about the day "andrew went down" because of a hot dog in the toaster oven.

Old Business
ccolombo gives the thing to pcd. Not his fault: inevitable rise of cthulhu

New Business
create the Zoning Commission to survey large tracts of land
The Ad-Hoc--no, Misappropriated--Classy Motherfuckers Committee reports, "Classy motherfuckers."
The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, Special Select Subcommittee for the Development and
Application of Rule 34 does not like competition
some Ad-Hoc committee: competition is good
vote: passes
sold $20 afalk, chairs: her, dkirby, otsachor
create the KGB Psychoanalytics Committee to pander graciously to a KGB minority
change to Computer Science Committee - passes
change to Creative Writers committee - friendly
The Ad-Hoc Committee to Take Over KGB with CS Majors says, dang.
motion to append Dennis fails.
change name to "Oooh, everyone's not a linguist!" Committee - friendly
what?
vote: passes as the "Oooh, everyone's not a linguist!" Committee
sold $4 tbroman, chairs linguists
create the Pravdagami Committee to make silly things out of Pravda?!
objection: Pravda?! is already silly
counterpoint: hawks are awesome
yo dawg...
append a different dennis (the menace) - no, we didn't
Point of Information: what is appending Dennis?
Point of Information: your mom
Point of Order: your mom isn't a point of information
vote: passes
sold $6 dmeng, chairs all
create the Operation! Committee to appendix Dennis
this committee takes precedence (it's an operations joke!)
why have the hot dogs developed stalactites?
appropriate liver-y during operations?
slow clap Committee slow claps
Charlie's horse (charley horse joke)
no heart for that
that takes some gall
Benjamin S Wolf Memorial Committee is twitching and doesn't know why
Committee of Dennises leaves
vote: passes
sold $3 quuxum, chairs the set of non-Dennises
create the "Ha, I didn't say eforney says!" Committee to "I want you all to stand up"
the misappropriated jbonaparte Committee is reminded wistfully of its past
the Committee to turn labbott into a Dominatrix sees interesting competition
memcginn says a long string of colors
"that was the worst implementation of the contra code ever"
vote: passes
sold $2 shawn, chairs: him, Quuxum, eforney
create the Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Liquid LaTeX
exists
Has that ever stopped us before?
(...apparently it just did.)
create the Hitler Was a Red Dragon Committee to celebrate the playing of Axis and Dragons
Godwin's Law
this cannot exist because the Axis was eaten by a grue
proposal: dredel, LotR edition
Kitty Hawk Memorial Committee is very pleased
the Ad-Hoc Dungeons and Allies Committee disapproves of this
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
motion to purple
(we are now in purple)
motion to seafoam green (out of order)
vote: passes
sold $4 quuxum, chairs: anyone who has made a Hitler or Dragon parody
create BANDED Committee to dis-disbanded
the Ad-Hoc Ruthful Committee approves
change purpose to "to band with other committees with banding" - appended
motion to add flanking
rogue-like committee reports ang bandit
the Ad-Hoc I Didn't Hear You Quite Right Committee heard something else
the Ad-Hoc Spartan Committee would like to say, "DIS..."
how much bandwidth does this committee need? more
vote: passes
sold $3 tbroman, DISBANDED
allocate up to $75 for event - it's a good idea

Announcements
EVENT! Get Board Get Carded - Friday, 7pm, PH A18*
Dues! Pay them! by 9/30
Puzzle Hunt! If you want to plan, email aleibowi (that's Bubbles)

Schmucks
food! Resnik and trucks and such
Darwin Committee says, cluster gaming! bring headphones to cluster gaming
Glisson says he posted to the bboard: doing an RPG, needs playtesters and artists
eforney is saluted
Xander reports with the Evil Twin Committee, a success, having shaved AND gotten a haircut
R7 [REDACTED - @7w/8@9]
IM frisbee - we are teaming up!

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