Tbroman at 19:58, 25 October 2011

2011-10-25T19:58:32Z

Tbroman: New page: Officer reports eforney Happy Birthday eforney! Salute and a birthday song Had a weekend! went out with kelly, saw movies, pumpkin picking, saw The Hamiltons, c...

2011-10-25T19:57:59Z

New page: Officer reports eforney Happy Birthday eforney! Salute and a birthday song Had a weekend! went out with kelly, saw movies, pumpkin picking, saw The Hamiltons, c...

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Officer reports
eforney
Happy Birthday eforney! Salute and a birthday song
Had a weekend!
went out with kelly, saw movies, pumpkin picking, saw The Hamiltons, chillaxed, went to another person's birthday, phone died
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
went to new york, parents, saw a guy with waxed hair and a tweed trenchcoat ``the civil rights movement''.
New people - Mila, Professional and Creative Writing, Iceland, slept in today
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
It was after a week
TIME, movies ``fair and balanced'' voting systems
EVENT: Halloween Party, costumes, candy x 4
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
laser tag, movie night, kennywood, os, PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Looks like mhranick
Had a weekend!
There was football- Bears won! (Packers also won, meh)
Got sick and did homework
kharring
Had a weekend!
Turned 21
procrastinated, did work
OSOSOSOSOS
cshaffer
looks like dkirby
Had a weekend!
Forgot all the parts not with Dan
went to shadyside, fed pussies (rglenn), drove a lot, started wrestling federation

Committees
Calendar Committee: it's eforney's birthday! motion to kick teki in the ass!
The Guild of Calamitous Intent will be assisting the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee in collecting pony brains and other pony parts
The Ad-Hoc Committee for Bronies and Whovians Not to Kill Each Other says don't worry, I'm not committing suicide
The Shiny Day Committee says, it's Shiny Day!
The Ad-Hoc Whovian Committee refuses to acknowledge the Ad-Hoc Committee for Bronies and Whovians not to kill each other
The Airship Piracy Committee expresses excitement and anticipation over 3 musketeers
The Timey Wimey Committee has one of those too!
(ooh, everybody's a doctor!)
The Ad-Hoc Steampunk Adaptations Committee says it was really more like assassins creed than 3 musketeers
The Ad-Hoc You Could Have Read This One on Facebook Committee says, you could have read this one on Facebook

Old Business
zac gives the thing to tbroman. not his fault: booooooooth

New Business

create the Regal Moniker Committee to change eforney's name to Gloria Sleader
the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*
the Mark on Your Own Shoes Committee reports ohh :(....
motion to change the name of this committee to "What was the name of this committee? I forgot the joke" - friendly
vote: passes as "What was the name of this committee? I forgot the joke"
sold $2 angibson, chairs linguists

create the Suspicious Packages Committee to wouldn't you like to know what's in ou--it's empty
(someone almost comes in, but doesn't)
motion to change the purpose to "did somebody order a large sausage?" - not friendly
motion to change the purpose to "placing random packages around campus" - no, it's a bad idea
motion to change the purpose to "absolutely not placing random packages around campus" - not friendly
motion to change the purpose to "to offer large sausages to bomb squads" - no second
motion to change the purpose to "that awkward moment when you leave your empty package on the street and it blows the whole street down"
motion to append to the purpose "putting groucho marx glasses on boxes" - friendly
vote: passes with purpose "that awkward moment when you leave your empty package on the street and it blows the whole street down; putting Groucho Marx glasses on boxes"
sold $2 tbroman, chairs people with suspicious packages

create the Federal Annoyance Commission to "hey, listen!"
vote: passes
sold $2 dkirby, DISBANDED

create the Whoooooo, I'm a Ghoooost Committee to I'm a ghost or a squid, I dunno
this committee abstains
the Squid is Abstention and Octopus is Abstention Committee approves
the Ad-Hoc Exorcisms Committee offers its services
motion to change the purpose to: this is actually the original end to blair witch (no action)
the Ad-Hoc Ghost Stories Committee tells a ghost story and in it NYC was a ghoooost!
vote: passes
sold $2 ccolombo, chairs *squid arms*

create the Squid Exorcism Committee to exorcise all the squids
motion to change the purpose of the committee to "to prevent squids from becoming overweight" (appended)
Point of Information: how will you get a treadmill underwater?
The Evil Seafood League disapproves of this committee
motion to change the name of the committee to the Squid Exercise C with similar purpose - no second
Do squids prefer treadmills or stair machines?
vote: passes
sold $1 memcginn, chairs esummers

create the Committee to use Michaela as a Groundhog for Winter to if Michaela is barefoot, it is not winter
pretty sure Michaela will still be barefoot in winter...
ccolombo had 2 friends who had a competition to wear shorts and flip-flops longer into the winter--frostbite resulted
if Michaela takes off her shoes before bed, it's summer again
vote: passes
sold $3 memcginn, chairs Michaela, tbroman, other bright ideas

create the Carnegie Mellon64 Committee to Halloween is coming, I propose we get a bunch of people to dress up like MarioKart characters and run around on campus
motion to replace "Halloween" in the purpose with "Winter", and "MarioKart" with "Game of Thrones" (no second)
motion to change the purpose of the committee to "make every garbage can look like pipes" - appended
motion to append to the purpose: placing paper banana peels on walkways - friendly
motion to table - fails
Xander, you're the only one who reads the minutes I write.
vote: passes
sold $3 mbritton, chairs him and Bowser

create the Water Temple Therapy Committee to heal psychological damage from water-based levels, especially Ocarina of Time's
motion to change the name of the committee to the Japanese Water Torture Committee - friendly
the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports: it's a reference to a video game
in general, if you don't get it, it's probably a reference to a video game or Doctor Who
vote: passes
sold $3 amckinni, chairs anyone who has played Ocarina of Time on N64

Booth Committee reports out of order - submit Boooooooth themes!

Puzzling Committee is out of order - sign up for PuzzleHunt!

allocate $50 for candy for event - it's a good idea

create the I Kill Fairies with the MasterSword Committee to whenever someone says "hey listen" to hit them with the master sword
motion to append to the purpose "hey glisson" - friendly
you can never win. There will always be another meme
motion to table - fails
motion to append to the purpose "make Margarita commit first-degree murder" - friendly
Point of Information: is fairicide really a crime?
we are now in purple
motion to create the Out of Order Committee
motion to seafoam green - out of order
vote: passes
sold $4 egarbade, DISBANDED

create the Amended Chinese Calendar Committee to realize that this year is probably the yaer of the squid
every year is the year of the squid with KGB
change purpose to "the year of the silent coyote" - no second
How does this committee feel about emus that may or may not be tall? (depends on how tall) (people do tallest emu)
vote: passes
sold $1 memcginn, DISBANDED

create the KGB Election Commission to come up with invalid but lulzy voting systems
if you murder any of the members of exec, you have to hold elections
(not true)
motion to hold a blood-type vote
NomNominations Committee reports nom nom
motion to vote by natural selection
motion to vote by thunderdome
motion for a roll call vote (fails)
motion to vote with a knitting contest
motion to vote by 1 vote per committee owned
motion to vote by 1 dollar, 1 vote
motion to vote by vote by starting a revolution
motion to vote by hash table
motion to vote by number of fucks given
motion to cast ballots out of bronze
motion to vote by air cannon
motion to cast bronze vote at exec
vote: disapproval vote eliminates "fails", approval vote eliminates "abstains" - "passes" wins
sold $7 tbroman, chairs him, tvaughan, anyone running movie night

Announcements
EVENT! Halloween party!
Boooooooth!
PUzzleHunt will happen

Schmucks
Happy birthday eforney
ITR might happen?
Fright Night might happen
Axis of Awesome cancelled
Homecoming Weekend means lots of free food

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@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
      Bubbles
          Had a weekend!
-         went to new york, parents, saw a guy with waxed hair and a tweed trenchcoat ``the civil rights movement''.
+         went to new york, parents, saw a guy with waxed hair and a tweed trenchcoat "the civil rights movement".
          New people - Mila, Professional and Creative Writing, Iceland, slept in today
      tvaughan
          Had a weekend!
          It was after a week
-         TIME, movies ``fair and balanced'' voting systems
+         TIME, movies, "fair and balanced" voting systems
          EVENT: Halloween Party, costumes, candy x 4
      mmeyerho

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Tbroman at 19:58, 25 October 2011

Tbroman: New page: Officer reports eforney Happy Birthday eforney! Salute and a birthday song Had a weekend! went out with kelly, saw movies, pumpkin picking, saw The Hamiltons, c...