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New page: Officer Reports eforney Had a weekend! brought things to video games night, ate cake, left PuzzleHunt! (and last Kiltie game) ran elections for AXO on s...

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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
brought things to video games night, ate cake, left
PuzzleHunt! (and last Kiltie game)
ran elections for AXO on sunday
is currently registering for classes
Bubble
Had a weekend!
borought [note from tbroman: I have no idea what this word means or why it's in the minutes, but it's staying]
PuzzleHunt (and eforney's last kiltie game)
went pretty well
had elections for his sorority on sunday, which was worth it
booth meeting, was cool
there was a bagger at the booth meeting
new people: (name, major, where from, uninteresting thing about)
Noah, Information Theory, RI, puts things in bags
John, no major (was a bagger, still here), MA, got a haircut 2 days ago
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
awesome event - video games "it was really well"
delicious birthday cake at event
racing games and not-racing games
EVENT: KGB Does the Walk of Shame! PH A18*, 7pm Friday - 12pm Saturday
questions tbroman's identity
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
played non-video-games at video game night
PUzzle Hunt was a lot of fun, but also a lot of work, but ultimately worth it?
banana banana banana
kernel, booth meeting, more kernel
kernel due in a week
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
PuzzleHunt was great - made more phone calls on Saturday than entire previous life of the phone
Favorite part of the hunt was saying "Hello, is this team 50,000 Radioactive Kittens and a Handful of Chloroform?"
There were some hard puzzles, but they weren't impossible--just highly improbable
Booth might conflict with PuzzleHunt next semester, so step up!
Not enough work got done this weekend.
kharring
had a weekend
bought a cake for event
video games and stuff
kiltie, puzzles, kiltie, puzzles
got to meta first, but messed it up first. Max ran away
Sunday: booth meeting
stressed out
cshaffer
had one hell of a weekend
played dnd with dkirby, oren, xander
had exciting evening more so than dnd's fantasy world
took some people into the REDACTED
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Committees
The Dan Kirby is Full of Himself Committee reports: this hat is feeling a little too tight... is his head getting physically bigger?
The Ad-Hoc Disturbing Telephony Committee reports: hearing GLaDOS talk over the phone and ask about puzzles is distrubing
The misappropriated Questionable Theory Conspiracy Committee reports: have you ever seen eforney and GLaDOS in the room at the same time?
The misappropriated Booth Committee reports: dryer hose
The misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: last night, dream about ghosts. Is also the only person who can misappropriate that committee.
The Ad-Hoc Hipster Band Name Committee reports: "Ice Cream on Your Resume"
The Boring Discussions about Coal Committee reports multiple independent conversations about doors
The Ad-Hoc tbroman Points Committee: on that note, Bubbles gets +5 Tim Broman points
The Ad-Hoc/misappropriated Achievement Unlocked Committee reports: 23 people played a 2460 in a chess simul. 3 won, 20 got asses kicked
The misappropriated Committee to give Scorri More Sugar asks: can we get more cake for events?
The Ad-Hoc Interesting Discoveries During the Weekend Committee reports:
1. what is more awesome than chess? nacho chess
2. if you've seen Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, Megashark vs. Crocosaurus is even more awesome
The Ad-Hoc/misappropriated Wait What? Committee reports campus crime section is getting weirder--a cleaning lady broke into disney research offices this weekend
Storytelling Committee - Xander tells Shel Silverstein's ABZs
The Time Travel Committee, with the Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee, reports great success in implementing that book IRL
The Conspicuous Crossover Committee reports that Shel wrote "A Boy named Sue"
The Interrupting Cow Committee reports... quietly

Old Business
the thing: dmeng to shank. not her fault: missing clothing

New Business
create Uncle Shelby Memorial Committee to prevent people institutionalized from writing children's books
the Shel Silverstein fan club says, what?
change purpose to "to find where the sidewalk ends" - passes
append "and to fall up" to purpose - friendly
xander: standing is stupid, sitting's a chore
tbroman: lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy jane wants a drink of water so she waits and waits and waits and waits and waits for it to rain.
mhranick: Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out
vote: passes with purpose "to find where the sidewalk ends, and to fall up"
sold $5 tbroman, chairs anyone who can recite an entire Shel Silverstein poem

create the Tap-Dancing Xander Committee to have Xander do tap dances and other silly dances
the Emily Forney Dance Instructor Committee approves
vote: passes
sold $2 oren, chairs him, xander, anyone who thinks they can make xander do a dance

create the Committee to Award tbroman Points to award tbroman points
bubbles: point: anyone but tbroman can award tbroman points
welcome to KGB where everything is made up and the points don't matter
sacunnin claims to have 1500 komrade points
xander: bylaws wankery is more sully, not tbroman
dkirby: how many do I have to have before I can redeem them for a soldier?
sully: motion to set a time to adjourn at 5:30 (dilatory)
dmeng: dammit you guys
vote: passes
sold $17 mbritton, chairs DISBANDED

create the Time Dilation Committee to mark everything as dilatory - dilatory

create the Bring Shank to KGB More Often Committee to "I need to come to these more often, why don't I?"
Xander: because you're a fool of a took
Bubbles: there are a fair number of people who can physically pick her up and carry her...
vote: passes
sold $4 dmeng, chairs those who can lift Maija

allocate $75 for event - it's a good idea

allocate $100B to the guild of calamitous intent to build a doomsday machine - not recognized

create the Committee for Finding a New Mascot for KGB to apparently we had one, but nobody knows where it went
motion to append to the purpose of this committee, "firefoxen!" (friendly)
on a scale from 0 to pony, how much pony will this new mascot contain? (unknown)
mascot proposal: Schrodinger's nyancat
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
mascot proposal: Doogie Howser, M.D.
motion to change the name of this committee to the Out of Order Committee - no
motion to reinstate the Fuck You Manatee as KGB's mascot: fails for lack of a second
vote: passes
sold $9 mnabraha, chairs all

Announcements
Event: KGB Does the Walk of Shame! Bring things to sleep on
Exec has formed the Server Committee - moving our website to a more reliable server; updating the website to look better
Exec has formed the CtFwS Rules Committee - make sure all versions of CtFwS rules that we use for CtFwS agree with each other; update CtFwS rules if necessary
if interested in these committees, come to Exec meeting or email exec!
Exec meets this semester on Tuesdays at 4:30 in UC 306
Booth meeting Sunday, PH A18*
Puzzle Hunt - if you liked this puzzle hunt, consider being hunt staff! It's even more fun.

Schmucks
ITR this weekend!
Michael McGinnis is turning 22
AUO is having a free concert at Carnegie Music Hall
Bring cake to events on your birthday!
purple
thanksgiving dinner if you're going to be here (Maija)
Shelby clarifies her Uncle Shelby nickname from high school
purple
gtfo

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