Tbroman: New page: Officer Reports eforney Had a weekend! overnighter was fun and long. Watched Fry and Laurie. There was breakfast. Bubbles Had a weekend! overnighter...

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New page: Officer Reports eforney Had a weekend! overnighter was fun and long. Watched Fry and Laurie. There was breakfast. Bubbles Had a weekend! overnighter...

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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
overnighter was fun and long. Watched Fry and Laurie. There was breakfast.
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
overnighter, except not overnight for him
played Catan and Bang (Bang has hilarious Italian words)
saturday, did a lot of sleeping. And ITR for the whole time
Sunday, studying, booth meeting which was productive
exam tonight
new people: (name, where from, major, something uninteresting)
Alyssa, Miami, CS, can't talk
tvaughan
looks like pcd
had a weekend
doesn't remember much of it
got really mad at League of Legends
Event! it appears to be a blank chalkboard
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
it involved a kernel
overnighter--should have departed to work on kernel sooner
lots of kernel on saturday
sunday--lots of kernel, then TURNING IN the kernel! then staying up really late doing homework
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
started with a 5 hour nap
Overnight event
ITR - playtested new rules
sick and tired
251 exam tonight
kharring
had a weekend!
some COSTCOing, some going to the event, but not overnight because oh god work
oh god work
ITR
oh god work
still oh god work
looking forward to flying away
cshaffer
had a weekend!
did some stuff
DM'd a one-off campaign at overnighter
played video games
jammed with Oren on keytars
that's all that is remembered

Committee Reports
The misappropriated Committee to Use KGB as a Groundhog for Winter: there is not a lot of winter to groundhog
The Committee to Make Kiltie Band Members Late to Kiltie reports failure on multiple counts
The Tap-Dancing xander Committee reports minor success due to Magic: the Gathering
The jbonaparte Committee honors and welcomes the return of jboning and encourages eforney to defend her title however she sees fit
The Ad-Hoc 451 Torture Committee: WTF, presentations right before break?
The misappropriated Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee asks: next time kelly reports on our treasury, please report it in Dietrichs?
Point of Information: did anyone else notice, if you remove 1 letter from dietrich, you have die rich?
The misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: failure, I didn't sleep this weekend so no dreams
The ad-hoc Committee to make Xander Watch My Little Pony reports complete failure in every way possible
The misappropriated Committee to drag Maija to KGB reports success
The ad-hoc Committee to Name Towns in Video Games reports failure
The ad-hoc Doctor Who's Weird Fashion Sense Committee reports: I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool
The misappropriated Animal Free Cruelty Committee for Inappropriate and Awkward Musical Accompaniment *plays bagpipes*
The Committee to Test the recsec reports failure
if we have snakes, where are the badgers?
The misappropriated recsec Hates Fun reports success
The Time Travel Committee is going to take care of the rest of mmeyerho's birthdays while they're on its mind
The Puzzling Committee reports: we have extra keycards! Also, we need people to help run next semester's hunt
Booth Committee: we have a floorplan! We will meet this Sunday again, 8pm PH A18B
The In Bed Committee, with the misappropriated Pop Occultism Committee, reports: people find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner...flattery will get you far tonight...nice guys finish last

Old Business
the Thing goes to afalk. Not her fault this week: Pittsburgh weather

New Business
create the Good League of Good to in greatest Pittsburgh day, in brightest light-polluted Pittsburgh night, the Evil League of Evil shall not escape our sight
dkirby: motion to change the name of the committee to the Evil League of Evil (fails)
the Guild of Calamitous Intent says, bring it, bitch!
the Evil Seafood League merely waves its tentacles
Point of Information: is the Good League of Good going to be lawful, neutral, or chaotic? (yes!)
the Airship Piracy Committee, as a chaotic good organization, throws its support behind the Good League of Good
the Guild of Calamitous Intent would like to point out that it isn't really that evil, just chaotic
the Oh Shit, What Have I Done? Committee wants this committee to succeed so that the Oh Shit, What Have I Done? Committee can avoid having to invoke itself
vote: passes
sold $11 afalk, chairs all who oppose things that are not good

create the Committee to Ensconce the Treasurer in Joint Compound to ensconce the treasurer in joint compound
kharring: "I think that would be murder"
motion to change the purpose to "ensconce the treasurer in scones" - passes
these scones will be made of joint compound!
motion to change the purpose to "to explain scones to Kelly" - friendly
Challenge: scones are cones with esses on them!
motion to change the name to "Committee to ensconce the treasurer in scones" - failed
vote: passes
sold $3 tbroman, DISBANDED

create the Lovecraftian Horror Assimilation Society to ooooh, now everyone's Cthulhu!
The ad-hoc Borg Collective Committee approves
The Awkward Palm Tree Committee approves
The ad-hoc Eldrich Horror that is Quadruple Terms Committee approves
The Evil Seafood League is halfway there already
The Oh Shit, What Have I Done? Committee eyes this with caution
The ad-hoc Floppy Mohawk Committee approves
The misappropriated Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee approves
The ad-hoc Floppy Ears Committee approves
The ad-hoc Floppy Disks Committee approves
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
The Good League of Good is wary
The ad-hoc MarioKart Item Committee approves
The ad-hoc No-Shave November Committee approves
The ad-hoc Miskatonic University Alumni Association approves
The misappropriated Supersonic Limbo Committee approves
vote: passes
sold $2 pcd, chairs him

create the Emily Forney Teapot Committee to "short and stout... bitch"
this committee is perfect in every way, call to question
p of i: where is your handle and where is your spout?
p of i: where is your stout?
p of i: what do you shout when you get all steamed up?
the Jaunty Chapeaus Committee, unrelatedly, reports margaret's wearing one
vote: passes
sold $6 dmeng, chairs eforney

create the SPAAAAACE Committee to explore space, with portals
ess, pee, ACE!
mmeyerho and paul's kernel is GlaDOS
dad, are you space?
the ad-hoc No Spoilers Committee please don't spoil
dkirby: guys, guys, I don't know if we should make this committee, because some of us are under 21 and we might not be able to go to the spacebar
mhranick: any further discussion should be done in GlaDOS voice
tvaughan: I'm sorry, I can't do that
vote: passes
sold $2 dmeng, chairs margaret and paul's kernel

create the Last-Minute Thanksgiving Hunting Committee to where are those turkeys when you really need them?
Sorry, nobody here but us chickens!
motion to call people who make bad puns turkeys
sacunnin: I'm just winging this
the misappropriated Add Hawk Committee reports: we know where they went!
tvaughan: is it just me, or is this monday starting to look like a monday?
ccolombo: tofurkey
Oren: why does Clyde have a shuriken?
vote: passes
sold $3 rntz, chairs turkeys

create the Neutrality Committee to remain neutral
anbrown has no opinion
pcd: feels very strongly about the obvious jokes that will be made for this committee
dkirby: I don't know but my gut says maybe
dmeng can neither confirm nor deny what side he's on
pcd: release the puns!
shank: if I don't make it, tell my wife I said "hello"
motion to rename to the Neutered Committee - friendly
avi: protest this committee on basis of anti-klingon sentiment
vote: passes as the Neutered Committee
sold $3 tbroman chairs all who are neutral

create the Arrested Development Chicken Dance Committee to *dance*
people make tons of arrested development jokes
the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports *the bright shiny sound projectiles make as they just miss your head*
vote: passes
sold $3 ccolombo, chairs anybody who ever does an interesting chicken dance

create the HAL9000 Committee to I'm sorry, eforney, I can't answer that
I'm sorry, Oren, I can't let you do that
this Committee is to important for me to allow you to jeopardize it
open the pod bay door, HAL
SPAAAAAAAAAACE!
add iPhone 4S to purpose (friendly)
does this committee involve anybody of us turning into giant space fetuses? (yes!)
the Conspicuous Crossover Committee approves of this discussion; would like to see a Detective Munch cameo
motion to postpone indefinitely - fails
vote: passes
sold $6 oren, chairs him and all of the computers

create the Measure of Respect C to explain to the KGB what salutes mean
pcd explains what a salute means
motion to table - passes

create the Mac and Cheese Committee to find every Mac computer and make its homepage "cheese"
motion to change the appropriate part of the purpose to "cheeseorfont.com" - friendly
motion to append to the purpose "and find really good mac and cheese" - friendly
Belotti: cheese or font?
kharring: my last name is also a font
purple
vote: passes
sold $4 tbroman, chairs Wisconsinites

Announcements
EVENT: movie night. We won't be here, but you might be. Vote on the movie however you want!
Booth meeting Sunday night, PH A18B 8pm
PuzzleHunt! YOu should run it!

Schmucks
Maija is having a thanksgiving thing
seafoam green (out of order)
purple
safe travels
we gtfo

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