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Officer Report
eforney
Had a weekend!
Went ice skating
played ITR
didn't do that much work, but did work
pretty strightforward
watched SpyKids 4 in smellovision, well not that but did have alcohol
got her hair cut
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
ice skating - is not very good at that - was really ice walking and ice falling
watched Up - that's a really sad movie
did other shit
final today
gave blood today
those should have been the same thing. Giving blood should be a final.
New People (name, where from, major, something uninteresting)
Shane, Pittsburgh, ECE, used to have a rabbit but it died
tvaughan
looks like ccolombo
went ice skating
went to ross park mall to buy a build-a-bear
traveled by car in his car
spent all of Sunday playing Aeronauts, which is his game
has a final now
EVENT! Geek Eat: Cheesecake Factory. Meet at black chairs at 3:45.
EVENT! Firefly marathon, 11am Saturday, DH1212
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
ice skating - learned how to go faster
found out she only has 1 final, but it's neeeexxxt Tuesday
ran ITR
made cake - red velvet cake. Made it Christmasy with green frosting, but really looks more like a watermelon, which is also cool
made Pravda?
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
Not a lot of studying happened.
Late nights happened for no real reason
ITR happened--Wizards' Duel happened!
Packers won again
ERM final right after this
kharring
Had a weekend!
ice skating - fun yet painful
watching Spy Kids 4 - painful yet somehow fun
ITR - got injured in really weird ways - "fuck this" is awesome
Sunday: "today I'm going to study" - turned out to be Halo and cupcakes
next final a week from tomorrow
cshaffer
we cool, gravity
took his 3rd final this morning
submitted take home final right before meeting
just algo left now
Had a weekend (oh yeah, that's the thing that's usually said)
doesn't reember most of it - working, sleeping, staying up really late and then "holy crap I'm in the cluster"
nobody woke him up thinking he was a hobo, well, except unless you count that one time

Committee Reports
The Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour: *throws a paper airplane.* I hear a screwdriver, I've seen it, but the classic version was better
The Sincere and Unironic Positive Reinforcement Committee reports it's going to be fine, you're smart, and you can do it.
The misappropriated Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee, in conjunction with the ad-hoc I Probably Just Made $20 Committee, laughs at those who bet against him saying we'd find the Higgs Boson
The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee says: exactly one final will be interrupted due to act of Godzilla. With luck it could be yours.
The Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee: Dan Kirby had a dream where he lands in Nazi someplace. Robo anne frank saves him, but he goes bleahhhh and robo anne frank has a nerf atomic bomb. He forgot to put on pants and his high school history class laughs at him
The bswolf Memorial Committee, in conjunction with the Quote of the Night Committee, reports: the sinusorus goes whooooo
The Oh Shit What Have I Done Committee reports: we accidentally a semester, where did it go
The Can You Repeat That in Song Committee repeats "sinusorus" in an annoying voice
The Committee to Use Michaela as a Groundhog for Winter reports: it's winter
The Time Travel Committee, in conjunction with the Kirby and McGinnis Variety Hour, reports success on getting the paper airplane up there
(exec: don't do that.)
The ad-hoc Eliminate the Evidence Committee suggests helpfully: we could just burn it...
The ad-hoc Pyro Committee reports a lighter
The ad-hoc Brief Anecdote Committee: Steffen's firecrackers sound like gunshots
The Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee is sure that they've missed him, but he's back and will be around for dinner

Old Business
the thing: sacunnin left it in Donner. Not his fault: Donner

New Business
create the Companion Cube Sports Committee to throw companion cubes
*throws*
avi: instead of hoops, are there incinerators?
Bubbles: I think people just want to throw things
the cake is a lie
ccolombo: at the physics secret santa party, got a portal-themed cookie present
maybe if you played more sports you wouldn't be so heavy
vote: passes
sold $3 dmeng, chairs all

create the eforney is Pretty Committee to tell eforney that she is pretty
damn girl your hair is fine can i get your number
motion to sexualize the president
eforney, you're pretty. report success
the Sincere and Unironic Positive Reinforcement Committee supports this
the ad-hoc Stupid Story from Kelly's Childhood Committee: her mom decided that telling her she's pretty is code for her bra strap is showing
change purpose to eforney's bra strap is showing (that's a little too friendly) (friendly)
vote: passes with purpose "eforney's bra strap is showing"
sold $2 scunning, chairs eforney

create the Time Police to police time and make sure the timeline goes according to plan
the Time Travel Committee doesn't know...
motion to append to the purpose "keeping the peace" - friendly
what is this committee's thought on time goblins? they gobble time
the Evil Seafood League reports yeessss, but WHOSE plan?
the Phantom Tollbooth Committee asks about killing time (it's necessary.) and wasting time (inefficient)
Hitler always had a velociraptor army, okay?
motion to change the purpose to "keeping the timepiece" - passes
how does this committee feel about parsley, sage and rosemary?
vote: passes with purpose "keeping the timepiece"
sold $9 dkirby, chairs him, oren

create the Portalmanteau Committee to create coats that keep you warm by having portals to warm places
has this committee considered patents and licensing issues? (*heh*)
but then you'd be naked from the view of the portal...
so that's how Michaela stays warm
so basically this is the portal equivalent of using a time machine to kick a skateboard up?
who else wants to go around and punch through these portals?
The bswolf Memorial Committee suggests portalpotties?
what do you call it when there's a nuclear meltdown at Glados' lab? Aperturenoble (Aperchernobyl?)
what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? elephino!
what do you get if you cross an wait shit your mother's a goose
what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? they both purple, except for the rabbit
what's the difference between a duck? one of its legs are both the same
have you ever seen an elephant and australia in the same room?
what do you get if you combine and elephant and an ant? an ant!
vote: passes
sold $2 tbroman, chairs him

create the Minimum Bid Committee to find the shortest sorority sister
it's funny 'cause eforney's little and little-little are taller by a lot
motion to create the Bad Posture Committee (out of order)
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
vote: passes
sold $1 memcginn, chairs him and anybody else

create the Awkward Silence Committee to *awkward silence*
*cough*
vote: passes
sold $1 dmeng, chairs him, appel

Announcements
Time ghosts are real!
Geek Eat! Meet at 3:45 Wednesday by the UC Black Chairs.
We're leaving at 4pm sharp, so please be on time. We're walking to Fifth and Craig to catch the 75 bus.
There IS a meeting next week, here; there is no exec tomorrow or next week.

Schmucks
changes ownership of the Supersonic Kitten Committee to Margaret
Dan Kirby and McGinnis will be marathoning classic Doctor Who on Sunday
Firefly marathon this Saturday, DH1212
dmeng wants 21st birthday on saturday
quick poll: does McGinnis work with the mustache?
we gtfo

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