Xanderao at 17:01, 14 January 2012

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Tbroman at 16:51, 14 January 2012

2012-01-14T16:51:42Z

Tbroman at 16:15, 14 January 2012

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Officer Reports
eforney
Had a weekend!
saw Sherlock Holmes
cleaned the office
found old Thistles
is getting driven home on Wednesday
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
probably did something
it probably wasn't studying
found Clarence, his glove friend
played a lot of video games - Halo, Tales of Symphonia, Mario Party 4
tvaughan
looks like Shelby
Had a weekend!
lots 'n' lots 'n' lots of studying
driving irresponsible roommate around twice
tried to convince Steven to go home on Tuesday night
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
Firefly marathon
Pamela's with Exec
cleaning the office
sooo many t-shirts
got a cool t-shirt
today: studying for exam tomorrow
whee, early morning exams
tbroman
Had a weekend!
very hectic--is suddenly moving housing next semester
got a 91% on the 251 final
also got a 91 on the Probability final, which was harder
DiffEQ tomorrow morning, then the midnight train to Chicago
kharring
Had a weekend!
office cleanout
lots of t-shirts
will sell them
today: oh wait, OS final tomorrow
has to study for OS, but also mailing shoes. Priorities?
cshaffer
looks like dmeng
Had a weekend!
not on campus
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Committee Reports
The Time Police reports: a Time Police song (actual, original, incredibly awesome song by Oren)
The ad-hoc Out of Order Committee reports failure
The misappropriated Time Travel Committee reports that the coup of North Korea is going nicely
The misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: really fucking scary. Wound up over there, couldn't see... and albert was there, and oren
The eforney is Pretty Committee reports: eforney is pretty
The misappropriated CS Committee is now a dual degree
The ad-hoc Committee for Horribly Offensive Jokes reports: massive success at the expense of Kim Jong Il
The Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports a dramatic reading of "Sexy and I Know It"
The ad-hoc Eldrich Horror Committee reports: that
The ad-hoc Assassinations Committee reports: 3 down, 1 to go
The ad-hoc Readme Accidentally Kills People Committee: last issue had something about Kim Jong Il...
The misappropriated Russian Reversalism Committee reports: things now look at Kim Jong Il!
The misappropriated Time Travel Committee reports: go to the North Korea website to see the '90s

old Business
sacunnin gives the thing to dkirby. Not his fault: people who say the holiday greeting that is not appropriate for you

New Business
create the Cthublic Transportation Committee to the tentacles on the bus go bleh bleh bleh...
the ad-hoc I Love Being Annoying Committee: do that on the train to chicago...
the Guys, We Don't Need This Committee notes that Greyhond is already horrifying
kharring: imagine, all of KGB on one airplane
what kind of transportation will this committee endorse? cthbuses, cthairplanes, cthelicopters... cthatapults... nyanathulu cats, cthricicles, cthunucycles
vote: passes
sold $3 oren, chairs him, whoever was at his table at cheesecake factory

create the Time Mafia Committee to we are a legitimate family owned time Italian restaurant establishment to serve time pasta
dkirby: look, look, the time police isn't worried about this, this is small-time small business
how does this committee feel about the flying spaghetti monster? (fugedaboutit)
the Time Travel Committee has already purchased this Committee for $10
the Time Travel Committee bids $5 for this committee
this is a protection scheme for the international producers of time
vote: passes
sold $10 memcginn, chairs DISBANDED

created the Despicable Boo Committee to it's so fluffy!
how does this committee feel about time ghosts? (depends whether they are made of cybermen)
how does this committee feel about time plumbers?
time is a series of tubes
time is a series of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff
Point of Information: are boos considered quantum locked?
The ad-hoc We Like Doctor Who Quotes Committee reports success
and then the fishy village caught fire
the ad-hoc Committee to Explain Xander's Jokes explains: that's a reference to the fifth avocado, which is a short from albinoblacksheep.com in like 2002
vote: passes
sold $1 marlena, chairs all who wears hats with animals and/or boos

create the Committee to Explain Xander's Jokes for somebody to figure out and explain Xander's jokes
xander: oh mighty son, burn away the night so that I might enjoy my coffee and bacon
vote: passes
sold $2 tbroman, chairs him, booth chairs

create the Time Traveling Salesman Committee to deliver packages in O(1) time
that was the biggest foreshadowing since the title of Death of a Salesman
"when you absolutely positively need it there yetserday"
how does this committee feel about the time traveling sales tax?
will it have bees?
memcginn: motion to change the name of the committee to the Death of a Time Traveling Salesman Committee - fails
return this package for me?
how do committees feel at all?
committees are people too!
how does this committee feel about the Bootstrap Paradox? - it's within P; P=NP
vote: passes
sold $3 mmeyerho, chairs her and the bug in the room

create the North Korean Weapons of Mass Hilarity Committee to as you know, North Korea is not one of the smartest countries in the world--comically large slingshot
what if North Korea released one bug into a bunch of rooms into the pentagon? what if that?
South Korea is very reliant on small flying units
skaefer: no discussion, just watching the bug
vote: passes
sold $1 memcginn, chairs anybody who finds North Korea jokes hilarious

create the Learned Combi, Forget Basic Math Committee to pay tirbute to the fact that some people did better on concepts than calc finals
the bug in the room takes up dV of the volume of the room
took concepts to get out of calc 2 requirement
you've been using letter s sol ong you've forgotten how to use numbers! that's where you'll fail!
ah C of people taken combi: you don't know what you're talking about...
eforney got 14th nationally on a combi test? she can math
AH random antidote C: really?
C to put words in eforney's mouth approves of this
vote: passes
sold $2 memcginn, chairs later

create the Time Pasta Establishment Committee to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment
motion to change the name of the committee to the Time Mafia Committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Definitely Legitimate Time Strip Club Committee - fails
the Time Police move to change the name to the Time Donut Establishment Committee - unfriendly
motion to postpone until we have time travel - fails
motion to append "wink wink" to the purpose - friendly
the Time Travel Committee is already here, that motion was redundant
the Time Traveling Salesman Committee asks: do you need a delivery person?
(how do you feel about "time organs"?)
time is money
vote: passes as the Time Mafia Committee with purpose "to definitely be a legitimate time pasta establishment, wink wink"
sold $6 amckinni, chairs steven, him, marlena, eforney

create the Money Travel Committee to to be an alias for the Time Travel Committee
motion to change the purpose to "to move money from point A to point B" - frienly
point of information: would building a freeze ray make all the committees made today pretty much all redundant?
the Time Mafia Committee extends its protection to this committee... for a small fee
the Repeat That in Song Committeealso offers its protection
Pedro also offers his protection
dkirby: you have to stop the time travel now! I'm from the future!
I don't remember the name ... regular and future dan kirby in the same room?
vote: passes with purpose "to move money from point A to point B"
sold $4 tbroman, everyone not chairs of the Time Travel Committee

create the Random Antidote Committee to oh snakebite? try this, worked with a jellyfish
motion to change the purpose to oh a snakebite? choose a number 1 through 5 (friendly)
change purpose to oh a snakebite? roll this d6 (friendly)
DM says you die. roll a d6
you got bit by a snake. and rocks fall. everyone dies.
vote: passes
sold $5 egladdin, chairs anybody who is currently poisoned

Announcements
No events! (except winter break)
Bring fancy clothes back from break!
t-shirts will be sold
Booth: we have a lot of stuff done, stuff will be done over break... if you have art ideas, draw them and send them to Xander

Schmucks
the bswolf memorial committee thinks we wasted the most time of any other meeting...
people of new jersey: don't lock your doors...
adjourn due to quorum

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      create the Committee to Explain Xander's Jokes for somebody to figure out and explain Xander's jokes
-         xander: oh mighty son, burn away the night so that I might enjoy my coffee and bacon
+         xander: oh mighty sun, burn away the night so that I might enjoy my coffee and bacon
          vote: passes
          sold $2 tbroman, chairs him, booth chairs

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          the bug in the room takes up dV of the volume of the room
          took concepts to get out of calc 2 requirement
-         you've been using letter s sol ong you've forgotten how to use numbers! that's where you'll fail!
+         you've been using letters so long you've forgotten how to use numbers! that's where you'll fail!
-         ah C of people taken combi: you don't know what you're talking about...
+         the ad-hoc Committee of People who have Taken Combi says: you don't know what you're talking about...
          eforney got 14th nationally on a combi test? she can math
-         AH random antidote C: really?
+         the ad-hoc Random Antidote Committee: really?
-         C to put words in eforney's mouth approves of this
+         the Committee to Put Words in eforney's Mouth approves of this
          vote: passes
          sold $2 memcginn, chairs later

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      The misappropriated Time Travel Committee reports: go to the North Korea website to see the '90s
-old Business
+Old Business
      sacunnin gives the thing to dkirby. Not his fault: people who say the holiday greeting that is not appropriate for you

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Xanderao at 17:01, 14 January 2012

Tbroman at 16:51, 14 January 2012

Tbroman at 16:15, 14 January 2012

Tbroman: Created page with "Officer Reports eforney Had a weekend! saw Sherlock Holmes cleaned the office found old Thistles is getting driven home on Wednesda..."