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Officer Reports
eforney
has an elmo voice
Had a weekend!
before weekend went to EOC - EOC waste of time
Elmoooo
Twooooo playtests this weekend! CtFwS and PuzzleHunt
watched Moulin Rouge!
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
Get Board Get Carded - the game with the name was intimidating
his weekend was strikingly similar to eforney's
didn't sleep last night, was doing work
is at a meeting
tvaughan
Had a Week
event - Get Board Get Career was fun
yep
EVENT! KGB Holds a Boombox Up Outside Your Bedroom Window - Bitterness party + Karaoke
A SECOND EVENT! Puzzlehunt 12pm - 9pm, Wean 7500
mmeyerho
had a weekend!
board games - 7 Wonders, Ticket to Ride, Race for the Galaxy
CtFwS playtest, no puzzlehunt playtest - is nonconforming
made her hair less brown
wrote a Ppravda?!
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
Parkour in the snow was snowy
Get Board of Directors, Get Career - Ticket to Ride, Race for the Galaxy. Race is kind of like Puerto Rico, except with aliens instead of black people
Booth build was short
CtFwS playtest went ok, more on that next week
watched Moulin Rouge!
had to pay attention in classes today to save laptop battery
kharring
had a weekend!
very KGB weekend - did KGB things all weekend - event, booth and playtest, other playtest
highlight was when she did an a cappella rap of Sexy and I Know It
cshaffer
had a week, then a weekend
last week had to leave after report because sick
fluids and bed rest - recovered by Friday
visited by brother and 2 friends
weekend of debauchery - most intemperate weekend of depraved debauchery
[REDACTED]
...that was completely gone by the end of the weekend
actually turned 21 at the end of the party
got his hair turned blue (against his will?)
can't believe it's not butter

Committees
The ad-hoc 15-559 Torture Committee says sorry for not being at CtFwS playtest, because someone was 2 hours late to a 1 hour meeting
report requested from the Light Elmo on Fire Committee - *takes out lighter*
The Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee says you should all read Pravda? this week, it has sexism in it.
Dan Kirby is so good at sexism
The ad-hoc This Has Flooded Committee reports gswagner's office on 4th floor of NSH, Gates/NSH bridge
it's very very hard to flood a bridge
The psych department flooded about a week ago... 3rd floor of Baker Hall
The KGB Air Force reports
The ad-hoc Really Enjoys Listening to Stories About Flooding Committee reports: cool story bro
Clyde also flooded
The I'm Right Behind You Committee reports confusion
The ad-hoc Blowing Up Bulidings Club reports a firework was set off on Gates 3 at 1am on Friday...
The Fortune-Telling Fish Committee hopes that you've all prepared your lemur bunkers this year, asks that you enjoy the upcoming lemur season
Booth Committee reports build on Wednesday at 7! not on Saturday due to PuzzleHunt
The always-misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports oh my gosh where am I how did I get here how is it 5am... oh it's my apartment, 5pm and I took a nap
The Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: not *always* misappropriated...

Old Business
dmeng gives the Thing to tbroman. Not tbroman's fault: unsolvable puzzles
CtFwS t-shirts! Order them!
The ad-hoc Tickle eforney Committee reports out of order

New Business
create the But It's an Experiment, Right? Committee to I mean sure, but it was all part of the experiment, right?
motion to change the purpose to "flooding various floors of the Gates-Hilllman Center - prepended
The Don't Wory, It's for Science Committee approves massively
Wait, so, James, it was for an experiment, right?
this KGB has been part of an experiment Avi has been running
dkirby: Avi, look, I have to explain, this has all been part of the experiment
Dan, look, I have to explain...
tvaughan: this has all been an experiment to see how many "this is an experiment" jokes would be made
I hate you all
this has all been an experiment, and we've run out of grant money
this has all been an experiment
end the experiment! call to question
vote: passes with purpose "flooding various floors of the Gates-Hilllman Center--I mean sure, but it was all part of the experiment, right?"
sold $6 tvaughan, chair jcolmar

create the Dan Kirby Fatherly Advice Committee to because as bad a father as Dan Kirby would make, he'd make an even worse mother
motion to change "fatherly" to "motherly" in the name of the committee - friendly
motion to change the name of the committee to the Advice Dan Kirby Committee - unfriendly
how do we know it's not just an experiment?
Hey Dan, why do I get funny feelings when I see Shaggy on Scooby Doo in a dress?
The Gratuitous Obscenity Committee, Select Subcommittee for the Research and Development of Rule 34 is amused
vote: passes
sold $6 egarbade, chair everyone but Dan

create the Committee to Turn Clyde into a Scottish Master Thief to chronicle the adventures of bonny ol' Clyde
motion to change the name of the committee to the Committee to Turn Clyde into a Scottish Master Chief - unfriendly
it might have already happened
Xander: Clyde, I swear to God if you steal my new kilt I will visit horrors upon you you've never dreamed of
vote: passes
sold $5 dmeng, chair Clyde

create the Committee for Crazy and Unworkable Plans to I'm going to need a mastiff, a stack of cantelopes dressed as the Pope, and 700 pigeons. Meet me at the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
The Don't Worry, It's for Science Committee says: I can get you the mastiff, not sure about the other things... but it's sort of half-shark.
what if you dressed the mastiff as the Pope and you had the pigeons carry the cantelopes?
vote: passes
sold $5 mbritton, chairs: him, Keenan and Kel

allocate $250 for pizza for puzzle hunt - it's a good idea

create the Committee of the Fill to oppose the Committee of the Whole
motion to change the name of the committee to the Empty Set - unfriendly, passes
motion to change the name of the committee to Content-Aware Fill - friendly
the Uncomfortably Friendly Committee approves
vote: passes as Content-Aware Fill
sold $10 memcginn, chairs the set of all people who are not chairs of committees

create the *whoo* Committee to *holster with twirl*
the *pump-action shotgun noise* approves
the Big Red Ball Committee approves
the Committee to Test the Recsec reports success?
the ad-hoc Onomatopoeia Committee approves
the Oh Shit What Have I Done Committee approves
the misappropriated But it's for an Experiment, Right? Committee reports wait what?
motion to create the Out of Order Committee (out of order)
vote: passes
sold $5 tvaughan chairs you feel lucky, punk?

create the Committee to Test the President's Voice to yeah pretty much that
the ad-hoc Tickle Me Elmo Committee approves
Bubbles: what would it sound like if Elmo sang "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"?
we purple
the fools, they fell for it!
the ad-hoc Committee to Tickle eforney approves
the Would You Repeat That in Song Committee wants to, but really doesn't want to
the misappropriated Spoken Song Lyrics Committee says la la la la la la la la Elmo's World, la la la la la la la la Elmo's World
will you repeat that in song?
tbroman: eforney, can you sing U Can't Touch This in Elmo voice?
wtf you guys - call to question
vote: passes
sold $1 memcginn, chairs creative people

create the Witch Doctor Advice Committee to ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
*doctor who joke*
would you repeat that in song?
B|
The Fortune Telling Fish Committee recommends go do that voodoo that you do so well
the Dammit, Comma, You Guys Committee reports
the Wizard Dueling Committee reports: if you're trying to do voodoo, don't
the ad-hoc Lexicographical Obtuseness Committee asks: Xander, do you really have to say "thaumaturgy" so much?
vote: passes
sold $2 tbroman, DISBANDED

create the Committee to []
motion to swap the name and purpose of the committee - friendly
unfinished sentences are so
motion to change the name to the Comanittee with purpose "porpoise" - unfriendly, passes
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motion to change the name to The Band with purpose The Weight - friendly
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vote: passes
sold $4 dmeng, chairs anyone who's had code fail to compile with syntax error

allocate $50 for candy for event - it's a good idea

we purple

Announcements
EVENT! 2 EVENTS!
Friday in MMA14, 7pm: karaoke and chocolate
Puzzlehunt saturday! Noon, WeH7500
booth! Wednesday 7pm
NomCom - email eforney

Schmucks
R7 is looking for someone to pull in, talk to Bubbles
Avi: building a computer is pretty awesome. But I'm missing a SATA cable. Anyone having a spare one?
Saturday 4pm ponies
please register for puzzlehunt ahead of time
tell your friends
rocket club is doing a thing with quark rockets
we GTFO

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