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Officer Reports
eforney
looks like mbritton
won Greek Sing!
was the president of KGB
Bubbles
Had a weekend!
primarily featured him on the Tartan being more athletic being Thomas Wright
Saturday: did lab stuff and booth stuff and actually did homework on Saturday night - spent 16 consecutive hours with Scorri on Saturday
Sunday: more work
new people: (name, major, where from, uninteresting fact)
Robbie, probable CS, Boston, likes black
tvaughan
Had a weekend!
ran 1 game of D&D, tried to play another but failed because egladdin is doing too much apex
awesome weekend - was the best - you all wish you could have been there, but you couldn't
Find the Event was awesome. spoiler: it started where it ended
event: Improv Night. Improv Night 2: Electric Zaboomafoo
mmeyerho
Had a weekend!
ran around for Find the Event before Find the Event and then watched people run around for Find the Event
Saturday: assumed Booth was going until 6, but it stopped early so she didn't do so much stuff
dancing, ITR, capture the flag with ITR
Sunday: did no work even though she really intended to
announcement: next Monday we will have our picture taken for the yearbook! Dress inconspicuously.
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA?!
tbroman
Had a weekend!
Friday: played Ultimate for the first time this spring
lost, then un-lost his iPod. Never actually lost it.
event: Find the Event went well. Played Cards Against Humanity. You all are horrible people but love you anyway.
Saturday: Booth, ITR. ITR: fun new variants
Sunday: disc golf. Later: was surprisingly productive--started Matrix homework more than 24 hours before it was due
kharring
Had a weekend!
very similar to others'
Find the Event setup was crazy
Cards Against Humanity was awful and awesome
Saturday: built a fucking table
Sunday: oh, only have one homework thing...
didn't complete that until 7:30AM because read the Hunger Games instead
her kindle died, so she had another incentive to get it done, but... online reader....
cshaffer
Had a weekend!
didn't actually do a whole lot
like a weekdays, but with less class
did things, is pretty sure

Committee Reports
dkirby: the misappropriated Dan Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland Committee reports: didn't do any of that sleeping bullshit
dkirby: the Dan Kirby is So Full of Himself Committee has a science report: people with lots of Facebook friends tend to be more egotistical and narcissistic
egarbade: the ad-hoc Blatant Racisms Committee approves of the black choice
dmeng: the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee reports: why did Thomas report on anything?
twright: the ad-hoc Thomas has a Right to Speak Too Committee reports: bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
ccolombo: sorry, I walked in late. Can you repeat that in song?
dmbrown: did a google search for "counter affair": first result is the KGB wiki
memcginn: the Eforney is Pretty Committee reports mbritton's bra strap is not showing
NomCom does nominations

Old Business
thing: ccolombo keeps it. not her fault: weather.

New Business
create the Ministry for Mistranslation (amckinni) to my hovercraft is full of eels
mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the Ministry From Mistranslation - friendly
dmeng: the ad-hoc Engrish Funny Committee approves
twright: the Low-Quality Racism Committee reports: being a white person, I'm not very good at racism
jsappel: the ministers of the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, etc. ministries are prime
ccolombo: motion to append silly walks to the purpose of the committee - friendly
egorelik: your base belong to us
dmeng: dammit Google Translate
tvaughan: translationparty.com got a lot more boring when Google Translate improved
vote: passes as the Ministry from Mistranslation to my hovercraft is full of eels; silly walks
sold $2 ccolombo, chairs: the most graceful people

create the Betelguese Committee (sacunnin) to make sure the KGB doesn't say Betelguese 3 times or more
mbritton: Biggie Smalls... Biggie Smalls...
dmeng: the Orion Fan Club wants to know what's so bad about naming one of its stars
dkirby: the ad-hoc I Used to Be an Amateur Astronomer Committee asks: when did beteljez start getting pronounced weird?
tbroman: the Supersonic Limbo Committee reports
vote: passes
sold $2 tbroman, chairs beetle juice drinkers at summer camp

create the Committee to Convince tbroman to Raise his Children to Speak Only in the Elmo Voice (ccolombo) to yeah pretty much that
tbroman: the Light Elmo on Fire Committee reports: AAHHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHH! AAHHHHHHHH!
vote: passes
sold $6 tbroman, chairs DISBANDED

create the twright Has a Right to Speak Too Committee (twright) to because no meeting would be complete without casual racism
tvaughan: motion to change the purpose to "not really, no he doesn't" - unfriendly, passes
postponed indefinitely

create the Sub Committee (sacunnin) to submarines, submarine sandwiches, and substitute teachers
mbritton: I don't mean to dominate the discussion, because that would be a little sadistic
dkirby: motion to append to the purpose "subroutines" - friendly
motion to append "subterranean" to the purpose - friendly
anbrown: motion to append "subwoofers" to the purpose - friendly
cshaffer: the ad-hoc Trying To Build a Concrete Submarine Committee approves
dkirby: motion to append "govenment controlled substances" to the purpose - friendly
amckinni: we're not being very subtle...
egarbade: the Overly Friendly Committee approves; motion to append substances in general to the purpose - friendly
tvaughan: opposition to this committee appears subdued
*more puns*
vote: passes with purpose "submarines, submarine sandwiches, and substitute teachers; subroutines; subterranean; subwoofers; government controlled substances; substances in general"
sold $2 tvaughan. Chairs: badgers, the subterranean masters of this world. and also stalagmen

allocate $50 for snacks - it's a good idea

create the Committee That's Only in Order if it's Out of Order (cshaffer) to I can't quite decide
dmeng: the ad-hoc Russell's Paradox Committee says screw you Clyde
egarbade: point of order: this isn't a point of order
tvaughan: one time I dreamt this committee was in order, but when I woke up, it was a ghost
Xander: crazy train!
we purple
tbroman: motion to change the name of the committee to the Committee that's Only In Order if it's In Order - friendly
sacunnin: nothing, never mind
memcginn: the misappropriated Committee of the Fill previously approved of this committee
tvaughan: motion to allocate 50 boondollars for lava-proof boots for exec
dmeng: motion to change the name of the committee to the Russell's Paradox Committee - friendly
amckinni: motion to change the name of the committee to the Brussels Paradox Committee - friendly
mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the Clyde Will Accept Any Name Change Committee - unfriendly
jzimmerm: motion to change the name of the committee to A Supercommittee of All Comittees that Do Not Contain Themselves - friendly
twright: motion to change the name of the committee to Clyde Will Not Allow Me to Change the Name of This Committee - friendly
egorelik: motion to change the name of the committee to The Set of All Committee Names that Are Not the Name of This Committee - friendly
tvaughan: motion to change the name of the committee to The Set of All Waffles that Are Not Delicious - appended
memcginn: motion to change the purpose of the committee to the set of all purposes which are not purposes of other committees - unfriendly, fails
tbroman: point of order: there have been no paradoxes at all during this committee discussion
vote: passes as the Set of All Committee Names that Are Not the Name of This Committee/the Set of All Waffles that Are Not Delicious with purpose "I can't quite decide"
sold $2 twright, chairs everybody who he decides to be

create the Fuck Robert Committee (kharring) to Robert and his rules can suck it
mbritton: yeah I don't want to speak in turn, fuck all of you
dmeng: motion to change the name of the committee to the Who the Fuck is Robert Committee - friendly
dkirby: what's a bylaw? is that a law that's into other laws?
jsappel: motion to change the name of the committee to Your Committee Name Just Got Hijacked - unfriendly
egarbade: motion to append Kelly's face to the purpose - unfriendly, passes
vote: passes as the Who the Fuck is Robert Committee with purpose "Robert and his rules can suck it; Kelly's face"
sold $3 mbritton, chairs Robert

create the Violence is the Answer Committee to report immediately after anything twright or mbritton says
Xander: the Guild of Calamitous Intent approves
memcginn: no, violence is the question. The answer is yes.
egarbade: nerf during KGB?
mbritton: motion to change the name of the committee to the twright and mbritton Are the Two Best Members of KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails
sacunnin: the Fonzie Committee disapproves
twright: motion to change the name of the committee to the twright and mbritton Are the Two Best Members of the KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails
dmeng: the Oh Shit What Have We Done Committee will stay away
memcginn: motion to change the name of the committee to the tbroman Is the Best Member of KGB Committee - unfriendly, fails
dmeng: 5 tbroman points for memcginn
mbritton: motion to change the purpose of the committee to "what is a stringed instrument slightly smaller than a cello?" - unfriendly, fails
kharring: motion to change the name of the committee to duct tape is the answer - unfriendly, fails
amckinni calls the question
vote: passes
sold $3 tbroman, chairs Scorri and anyone else who feels like hitting people (except him)

create the Mighty Morphin' Power Committee (sacunnin) to speak with as much action and as many arm movements as possible
mbritton: what about poor lip-dubbing?
ccolombo: you can tell it's photoshopped because you can see the pixels
egarbade: all 1950s TV is photoshopped
tvaughan: the ad-hoc Zordon Committee says: yeah, stop bad guys
mbritton: motion to spin off several dozen KGB spinoffs
ccolombo: does one of twright's committees wantt to comment?
twright: the Spoken Song Lyrics Committee reports: baby are you down,down down down down
tvaughan: motion to solve our average teenager problems while we fight bad guys
sacunnin: just to clarify: the yellow ranger is Asian, the black ranger is African-American...
dmeng: I'm glad I never really got into Power Rangers
vote: passes
sold $3 tvaughan, chairs Voltron

Announcements
EVENT! Improv Night 2: Electric Boogaloo, PH A18C, 7pm
Booooooth! Carnival is coming up. Wednesday 7pm, Saturday 12pm
t-shirt designs please
Yearbook picture next Monday! dress inconspicuously!

Schmucks
visvesva: student body presidential debates starting now
gswagner: polish food night tonight at his apartment
running a one-shot Dresden Files rpg
tvaughan: his friend Connor, the president of Game Creation Society, is working on an ARG for tvtropes. He could use help. cefallon@andrew
scorri: fencing tournament this Saturday, come to that thing if you want to watch
tbroman: The Most Dangerous Game will start tonight
gtfo

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