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No officer reports.

Everyone is a linguist. Holy crap.

The sets do not overlap with the people learning Gallifreyan

Ad hoc first world blood problems – too many donors for blood so he could not give

BS wolf memorial - sucks to suck (vampire pun)

AH perspective – that drawing with poop balloons

Time mafia – we are selling insurance to those

AH - Hi I’m from the Internet – to call something blue that is not, we defile it, but ah heck screw it, it is hard to rhyme with violet

Ah wish it were summer year round and December committee both report confusion.

Old business

Caroline wants the ting. Snow or lack thereof is not her fault

New business

(new people): Lan IS major Maryland. From Maryland

Motion to pelt the treasurer with tiny coins – fails for lack of collection

Create the dweebowitz committee 
Steal Adam’s lunch money 
Motion to change name to loserwitz – no second 
Treasurer approves 
Purpose changed to changed adam’s lunch 
Treasurer still approves 
Hey dweebowitz – are you going to sit there all day and follow parliamentary procedure and point at people all day 
Change purpose to steal adam, lunch 
Change purpose to steal adam – passes 
Change purpose to: “to steal” passes 
Change purpose to “ADAM [stil]” 
Change purpose to to steal adams blood – failed 
Change purpose to (the sound of silence by simon and garfunkel) – passes 
Change name of this committee to “” 
Passes. $9 to Tim 1. His new film studio, leibowitz film studio will chair 

Anti narcolepsy 
Waking up uncontrollably 
Change name to snarcolepsy committee 
Change name to snarcoleprosy committee 
Misappropriated Daniel John Kirby nightmare in dreamland is concerned 
Snarcolprosy is the disease where if you don’t say the things you need to say your limbs will fall off 
A man with narcolepsy is called a narcoleptor and a woman is narcoleptrix 
Change purpose to hide under people beds and steal their sheets while they sleep 
Fun fact about wanting to be eaten by cats due to disease 
Fun fact about fish borne disease which is lies 
Fun fact about giving mice cookies 
If you get bitten by a vampire you will become one 
If you get bitten by a bear you will die 
We are now in truth 101 
Infected rats and mice are less fearful of cats 
Sacunnin is a troll 
We are now in truf 101. Margaret is apparently a registrar. 
Motion to change the purpose to the text of the Wikipedia article of toxoplasmosis 
Passes $6 to Marlena Anyone who has fallen asleep during class will chair 

Committee of chairs 
Thrones and ornate details and ornate things and whatnot 
Motion to change name to wait what is it right now – fails 
Motion to table = passes

Create committee of antihatlessness 
To always wear hats 
Change purpose to “to steal other people’s hats so you will not be without a hat” 
The (dead) row of matts stolen hats committee reports success 
The lice committee reports imminent success 
EVERYONE HAS WORN JRAM’S HAT 
We all have hat aids/cooties 
Sacunnin can give cootie shots after the meeting 
We will steal Adam’s hair 
Marlena can offer a cure for hatlessness in exchange for Adam’s lunch money 
Passes $3 to McGinnis. Anyone who wears hats 

Create the table flipping committee 
(flips tiny table) 
all of ccolombo’s chairs were on that table 
motion to table – failed 
motion to flip any attempt to table – no 
postponed until all exec are not sitting on tables – passes

KGB softball team 
…sports? 
Espy is the shortstop <3 
Only if eforney is the backup shortstop 
Voltorb is the ball 
Change every instance of softball of intertube waterpolo –friendly 
Dan appoints himself quarterbats 
Motion to put whos on first whats on second and I don’t know is on third 
Make JRAM the tallstop. Or Brandon the tallsotp 
Motion to make Christian the benchwarmer 
Tim 1 is the midstop, Brian and Xander are cojabberwocks 
You’re the bench warmer dweebowitz 
Dweebowitz has has to be the bench warmer cause he cant even get to first base 
Motion to stuff dweebowitz into his locker 
Passes $12 to Tim 1. Coach Ralph, mike, and his bros on the foot ball team, and that cool guy who wears leather jackets and smokes behind the school, and NOT DWEEBOWITZ. And everyone else will chair

RRA:
Geek eat – you should have RSVP’d. Bring cash and meet at the back chairs at 4. Look presentable, as it is in public. There will also be some walking

We GTFO

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