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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
has sort of been gone for a while
went to new york last monday
interview (went well?)
got to fly home direct instead of going through travel hell
concluded flying operations for the next three weeks

Caroline
is stuck at the airport
goddamn plane was so full so they had to check my bag
there are beautiful tweets
new people
steven, mech e, south florida, only has one pair of shoes for the snow

JRAM
had a thanksgiving
had two thanksgiving meals
got grad apps done
EVENT
friday, 8:30, PHA18*, we leave soon after that
cost $3, plus skate rental
OTHER EVENT
Geek Eat
Cheesecake factory
meet at black chairs at 4:00
RSVP by the event on friday!!

Marlena
had a thanksgiving
began with a 9 am plane flight
got to see her dogs
and also family
participated in three generational cook thing
has now seen every single tf2 video on the internet
came back on a 6am flight

zora
had a thanksgiving

dillon
had a thanksgiving
left campus at four in the morning
spent thanksgiving working becuase family is moving
still tons of food and tons of fun
got back late last night

Mike
had a weekend thanksgiving
started with driving zora to the airport at ass o clock in the morning
made mashed sweet potatoes on thursday
included a blowtorch
maija held the fireextinguisher
then watched a lot of media
not work

COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc i feel safe
the TSA is bad at knives

ad hoc i feel safe
wow, you're even profiling people who are wearing israel shirts

ad hoc i feel safe
there was nobody watching the xray machine

ad hoc i feel safe
maija misses her fire extinguisher

dkirby all of the committees
his family doesn't like obamacare

ad hoc i feel safe
marlena's neighbor has a silencer

ad hoc unfortunate typo
97% of public would prefer GMOs to be dangerous

ad hoc i feel safe
half of maijas jaw cracked really loudly

ad hoc peace love turnpike
what

ad hoc minnesota transportations
they're building a whole airport across the state

ad hoc new state mottos
minnesota the land of 1000 lakes and one airport

OLD BUSINESS
The thing!
all the travel headaches caused in the coming week are not stuart's fault

NEW BUSINESS

new boots: perform a series of tests on said boots to see if they are in fact made for walking
change all boot to booth
passes
has she tried the mn airport
booth: this booth not made for walking
change all booth to booooooooth
there's not three feet of clearance in those boots
ethan was going to make a kinky boots joke
but now we can make a kinky booth joke
PASSES
$2 to mcginnis, disbanded

naptime: snoring
change purpose to xxxxx chhhhhhh
passes
change purpose to darth vader breathing noises
passes
during marlena's 8:30 art class, the teacher made them line dance for 10 minutes
it woke everone up
change purpose to dark helmet breathing noises
passes
your kitchen spices need their rest too
nap thyme
4
did marlena really get new boots?
they look really smooth for reality
$3 to ethan, you become achair of this committee each day that you nap

committer: to commit and push
frieder gets this joke
we aren't ready for this kind of committement
the kgb can't stand for this kind of subversion
change all committer to committer kritter
passes
ad hoc i got beaten to the get and subversion jokes
mercurial, bitches
something about pull
I'm not a cs major so I don't understand what this commmittee is for loop
WHILE we're on this topic
motion to roll back this committee? I don't like these changes
fails
PASSES
$3 to Frosty, everyone shall chair

apparently I'm still sleeping: it's a dream it doesn't matter anyway
dkirby dreamland
oren kinda knew he was asleep
was dreaming that he was in calc lecture
called on by prof
no thankyou prof, i'm asleep i don't have to do math
you have to wake up
ad hoc lucid dream: let's fly
marlena will be accepting purpose changes
change puropse to buy a bagel and shoot the cashier
sorry ethan
fails
change purpose to ...something?
fails
change purpose to always be squidding
passes
change purpose to insert otherwise unatainable here
the one that you want the most
fails
insert unatainable actor where?
you have to wake up
change purpose to that kickball thing
change purpose to buy this committee
passes
misap kgb makes a porno
changethe purpose back to the one inclusing second base
dilatory, poorly defined
PASSES
$13 to mcginnis, dkirby will chair

kgb tsa: to be directly responsible for making sure that noone in this room will get home on time
change purpose to the thing but with kiltie
passes
bar the doors
change all on time to with nailclippers
fails
who brought a fire to the meeting
change append with nailclippers
passes
$2 to frieder, no one who will leave this place so everyone

consensitive: create unusual words sounding like things like predactive
irrigardles
this is a wonturfferal idea
how does this committee feel about the concept of ethnophysics?
how many words do you think this committee will make? like, a guestimate?
more than threeve
how does this committee feel about pseudosysegy?
PASSES
$3 to Frosty, mcginnis will chair

committee dedicated to exploration discovery and research of space pickles: to build a dillatorium
ad hoc watchtower: we found pickles in our fridge
they weren't put in there as pickles
add "" around last word
inov tech in conj with dillontory
approves
skyentology:
sorry about the space pickles
they weren't there to start
ad hoc ussr: would like to rspond iwth space potato
spudnik
it is oren's opinion that space pickles are the only ones that can be used with grilled cheese sandwiches made from moon cheese
PASSES
$4 to mike, mike and other chairs of inov tech

real money?: you mean we're supposed to pay real money for these
change name to bitcoin
fails
but real money is uncountable
what no
yipyipyipyipyipyipyip
the sharky freshman committee would just like to get up and stomp around
PASSES
$1 to mcginnis, bitcoin users will chair

appun: yip yip
yipyipyipyipyipyipyip
how does this committee feel anot the sesame street aliens
they are welcome
my cabbages!
you're opening pundora's box here
like, from the movie
with the blue people
PASSES
$2 to mike, eforney will chair

out of committees contingency plan: we're gonna run out, we need a plan
has that ever stopped us before
board games
are you aware that as a chair you can create subcommittees
schmucks
really long schmucks
was that a dick joke
the obvi solution is to use red matter to open up a portal to another universe so we can use their committee
puns
yip
imagine it, a horrible distopia, youtube parties week after weel
please don't joke
the committee to talk really slowly reports suport for this suggestion
would this other universe have a strong antisecond
scientists have informed us that by 2050 there will be no more puns or committees
you can help
get a hybrid committee pun
get marlena to wake up
motion to designate this universe kgb prime
out of order
on second thought, let's not go to the universe where committees aren't created
it's not a very silly place
$4 to frieder, the person who creates the last committee and he will chair

money for supplies for event ($50)
passes

last committee this committee will ever be: to be the last committe this committee will ever be
change name and purpose of committee to the second committee this committee will ever be
passes
change name and purpose to "the last committee this committee will ever be: the first committee etc"
passes
change all committee to giraffe
fails
max bid: approves
motion to make this committee a subcommittee of the first subcommittee of the committee
dilatory
$1 to mcginnis, he doesn't know who will chair

russel's paradox: to contain all subcommittees which do not contain themselves
change name to russel's sprouts
passes
what if there is a subcommittee, somewhere out there
you can't prove it
math joke, physics joke, computer science joke, art joke
we're done here
change name to no subcommittee left behind
passes
when do we have to take our 50 standardized tests
no child left unblind: hey, I'm relevant!
oh my god ethan could get a joke and name it rage
PASSES
$3 to frieder, every dog named rage will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
KGB falls on its ass
meet in A18A at 8:30
bring cash

OTHER EVENT
cheesecake factory
meet at black chairs at 4:00
email exec by start of event on friday to rsvp

Booth!
meeting sunday at 3:00 pm
mostly art probably
most of plot and construction planning has been finished

there will be a kgb meeting next monday
we'll get out early so people can get to finals
it will be interesting
broman promises

SCHMUCKS
marlena need your screams
no seriously, she needs to record them
talk to her!

daniel john is moving
he needs help to move a dresser and a tv
they're big
soon would be good
talk to him, he'll feed you

we are now in purple

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          PASSES
          $3 to frieder, every dog named rage will chair

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Sonia at 15:05, 27 April 2016

Zhg at 03:50, 3 December 2013

Zhg at 03:50, 3 December 2013

Zhg at 22:31, 2 December 2013

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Broman had a weekend has sort of been gone for a while went to new york last monday interview (went well?) ..."