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Zhg at 23:02, 29 April 2013

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Officer Reports

Broman
had a weekend
ACTUALLY had a weekend-no booth and no KGB event. He's FREE! Suck it JRAM
Google games. Won some neat things by being good at things google doens't care about
Has a lot of work to do

Caroline
Had a weekend.
It involved being purple.

JRAM
Had a weekend!
Useless stuff auction was good! Bought a keyboard
Google Games was good! 3 of the 5 top teams had a member of exec on them
EVENT! LDoC Picnic, 5:30, black chairs, going to Farpark
OTHER EVENT! Mafia Night on reading day. Meet at black chairs at 5:00. Show up on time!
RSVP by email! Make sure he gets it by end of LDoC Picnic.
Bring real cash dollars because splitting checks on credit cards sucks.

Marlena
Had a weekend!
Auctioned things for money and dollars and was mistaken for Ramona Flowers
Saturday was last aeronauts campaign D:
Watched Three Musketeers after
Sunday was a "work day": 5 hours -> climbing and driving around
Not a zombie!

Zora
Had a weekend!
The theme was "Productive but not productive enough"
UPA, then "work" then not doing work, then "doing work" (but the wrong work), then WORK.

Dillon
Had a weekend!
USA makes him happy as treasurer
Fourth at google games! Not enough to get prizes....
Sunday felt like Monday because WORK

Mike
Had a weekend!
Got the most usefull thing at USA!
Saturday was a black hole! Frisbee and pretending to do work.
Built a mousetrap car

Committee Reprots
Committee to test rec sec would like remind

committee to do a thing is recruiting

puzzlehunt committee. people who want to stff should to to PH 19C at 4:30 on wednesday

Motion to create out of order committee OUT OF ORDER

pasta tonight committee excited for mafia night

ad hoc Pasta GNIGT committee empty headed wipers of other peoples bottoms, i wave my private parts at your aunties

Storytelling committee
4.29.12 never forget on R7's fridge
been so much more than a year...but so much less
it was blissfull and naive
how do you honor a national tragedy?
we're lying to ourselves when we say things are back to normal
it was a day like any other...who would expect the tragedy
college students gatehred in roselawn and needed FOOD. FAST
sandwich shop in illinois--Jimmy Johns
got popular fast in Charleston and expanded to the WORLD
Jimmy John's tugged on the College students' hearts
passed around a laptop and entered their sandwiches
but when did they want them delivered?
but the dropdown menu, at 9:00PM on a Sunday, reported "closed"
The college students felt deeply cheated for the first time.
There is no reversing that day, nor bringing back the lost sandwiches.
We mustn't let the experience hold us down.
April 29th, 2012. Never forget.

Old Business

The Thing! Getting zombied is not Xander's fault

New Business

Best state in the union committee: Illinois is the best state b/c jimmy johns
name best date
all instances of illinois = april 25 DENIED
ref to Miss Congeniality
change best to cheapest in title FAILED
april 28 2012 appended to purpose
instances of april to bug mars DENIED
april to maypril DENIED
question called
PASSES. $2 to Thomas. Disbanded

The Soup Committee: Welcome to the 45th annual Loup de Soup. we have just returned to the tomato circuit and we are beginning the spilt pea....alsdkjgaalksdg
this committe could only get more Oren if there was a bunch of Star Trek shit
motion to change the accent to german
only if appended DONE
change instances of soup to soup OR salad DENIED
append to purpose the same thing again in an eastern europen accent
committee to test rec sec reports early success
PASSES. $4 to Peter. Diana will chair.

Out of Order committee

The shit I lied about in the tarten committee: tartan moving to alaska
Ethan: given takeover of PHI: everyone required to take alcohol based course every semester
Xander: ochem 2?
ABSTAINED. $3 to Drew. JRAM chairs.

the oren and absurdity hour: HOAC wee
append live baracuda
purpose changed to something??
purpose changed to I bet you were expecting something outlandish here
PASSES. $2 to Oren. Sir Thomas Edison and Oren Chair

But it's intuitive committee: push well designed products on unwilling people
prepend a paywall
motion to torrent it instead
you wouldn't download an iphone, would you?
Xander has been banned for 45 hours from CMU servers
change to but it's in two peices: to cause havoc
change name to it's not in two pieces, yet.
PASSES $3 to Marlena. Thomas chairs.

Marlena and Oren Committee: they each choose half of purpose
change to oren and marlena variety hour
change to mandarin orange committee DONE
every other word of purpose : this is not a drill
every other, other word AOOOUUHH
motion to change purpose to entire text of raven DONE
Phone case to winner of auction! Someone threw it at Marlena
all instances of quoth -> said DONE
replace all Nevermore with Fuck You DONE
all lenore with bugmars DENIED
replace every letter with prime index to bug mars DENIED
all raven to writing desk DONE
question called
PASSES. $3 to Broman. Whoever owns the phone case will chair.

Victor Sage speed dial committee: to ease calling of question
question called
PASSES. $2 to Drew. Every one in room chairs. Drew gets the Phone case

Motion to make alloccation for $100 for event
more because burgers
IT'S A GOOD IDEA

We aren't funding your doomsday plans, Xander.

Motion to make allocation not to exceed $10 to buy Stephen dinner
IT'S A BAD IDEA
replace all Stephen with the Raven
Thomas has clearly gotten Stephen's semen (used the "royal" us)
The Napoleon J Bonaparte committee approves
question called
FAILS

motion to over the next few weeks, one person who voted to buy stephen dinner has to buy him dinner

acclamotion committee: you gotta swing your hips now...
replace acclamotion with locomotion DONE
motion to remain in motion unless force acts upon it
append to purpose crazy train DONE
append grand funk railroad (both band and railroad) DONE
append thomas the tank engine theme song FAILED
append that previous thing mashup with BMX DONE
~Arthur theme song interlude~
question called
PASSES $2 to Thomas. Emily, Adam, Thomas, Al chair.

something committee: general purpose of KGB
change purpose to installing windows, computer waste in general
purpose to It's only five twenty!
append to purpose it's five o clock... somewhere
McGinnis fillibusters. Thanks. You made my job easy.
question called due to hunger.
FAILS

unnecessary and uncomfortable stream of racial slurs committee
NOPE

alcaholist committee: alcohology
append champers
dkirby objects, committee is redundant with Pitt
alcohology to alcoholomy
motion to obey law of equivalent exchange
alcohology grad students will suffer drinking problems later in life...because of grad school
question called
PASSES $15 to Drew. Drew and anyone who wants to will Chair

Announcements

EVENTS! LDoC picnic! Black chairs at 5:30, Farpark at 6:00. NOT FLAGSTAFF.
Mafia Night! Meet at black chairs at 5:00, RSVP to JRAM

Schmucks

Nerf war saturday, 9:15 PM. Wean 7500 (the usual spot). Don't need your own Nerf guns.

Puzzlehunt staff! 9:30 AM PH A19C. Please show up so they don't panic!

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Sonia at 15:04, 27 April 2016

Zhg at 23:02, 29 April 2013

Zhg: Created page with "Officer Reports Broman had a weekend ACTUALLY had a weekend-no booth and no KGB event. He's FREE! Suck it JRAM Google games. Won some neat things ..."