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NOTE: THESE MINUTES ARE GRODY AS HELL. I'LL FIX THEM, DON'T WORRY.

exec reports

broman
had a summer
spent it working for explo, where they make and sell cheap cameras
guy sat down on a bench, got an awkward picture on either side of the arch
which was basically how his summer went
came back to pittsburgh, got wisdom teeth taken out
on vicodin RIGHT NOW

caroline
still having a summer
worked in erie and came here over the weekend
contact us on fb
exec meetings at uc caffee thurs at 5:30
new people
(name, major, where from, uni
sophia, cs, bay area ca, not a very interesting persom
charlotte, se pa (outside philly), bio, has a cat
skye?, meche bme, dc area?, fav color blue
alex, cs, long island, is a cs major
dan, cs, wisco (milwaukee), scottish terrier and also other dog
rudina, ece bme, kosovo, likes watching tv

jram
q had a summer
gainfully unemployed
won a lot of games and trivia
EVENT
potluck 5:45 black chairs in UC, then walk to flagstaff
frizbee, food, drink, don't bring drinks
upperclassmen bring food

marlena
had a summer
days designing in a box
nights playing board games
still full of energy in middle of 10 hr classday
this will not be the case later
PRAVDA?!
mostly user submitted content, submit to mnabraha@andrew.cmu.edu

dillon
had a summer
guess he worked a job, made tshirts
also didaccountung

mike
had a summer
worked in a bio lab with minions
killed minions, poured cyanide down the drain

committee repts

tortellini: rept

guild of calam etc, overwheliminalskdg

dickens reads some shit, 1/5

alcoholist: spect. now: and a recipe look it up

vs wolf memorial: monkey w/ time bomb baboon

time travel: tbroman for prez

horseebooks: mulch MULCH

chicken dance committee: arr dev

don't worry it's for science: that pain you're feeling in 2 hrs is normal, don't worry

buggy errryday: soon

old business

thing!
freshmen not finding class is not skittles' fault

new business

committee to test memory of exec: CHALLENGE
eforney: postpone until 1st feb monday 2015?
the challenge will go through either way
objection: w/o committe, how will we remember the meeting?
PASSED

committee to make sure that the test to test the memory of exec garble mumble: to uphold the test of memory of exec
can you repeat that in song committee reports
~something something test~
motion to table?
FAILED
motion to postpone until this february
motion to set date in feb to the exec meeting (first thursday?)
NOT FRIENDLY
motion to pick any day in feb
friendly
motion to use comp to pick day
no
eforney regrets setting precedent
motion to the left
we are now in purple
motion to remain in motion whilst an outside force acts upon us
PASSED
sergents secret police: please speak loudly and have interesting and animmated discussions so the people listening in on your convos don't get board
motion to change title to mike woolford secret police
PASSED
append: and always carry small stick to purpose
PASSED
change title to dread lord mwoolfor secret police
passed
change small stick to big stick
fails
append bug mars
to what
out of order
PASSED
$3 to ethan. disbanded

maximum big committee: prove that nat nums have upper bound
motion to disprove by lengthy proof on the board
point of order: set to m for max, should be set to w for wumbo
MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH JACKS VAN SPORTS
change all inst. big to name and purpose to bidness
change all inst of natural to unnatural
fails
motion to add 1 to committee name to create counter example
how many is a brazillian?
change natural to supernatural
PASSED
$5 to mcginnis, he chairs

save exec from 251 committe
NO

military awds and titles: for duration of vurrent exec add grand mwof to sgt at arms title
change grand to graham cracker
fails
change grand to bug mars
fails
change grand to bug mars
it was better in the first season
fails
it is a scientific fact that we are all bug mars
$2 to drew, oren will chair

upkeep of places that don't exist: check on all new doors around campus (there are some new locks)
change title upkeep to untap of places that don't exist
PASSED
change purpose to build moountan ontop of wean like that one guy in china
passed
change title untap to draw
failed
change name to let's fuck over the freshmen committe
we'll say failed
fun fact: if you go b/w a and b basement sof mudge you'll find place where you can interplanar travel
skittles will be perf honest, he still doesn't understand what buying more tangerines means
PASSED
$3 to caroline: anybody who can tunnel will chair

name of this committe: what it's purpose will be
change name to name of this committe committee
passed
witty remark
change purpose to purpose of this committee
failed
change name to bill the cat
failed
computer science joke
violent objection (out of order)
change this to that in name and purpose
passed
append name of change of purpose to name
nope
unfunny statement
motion to append and tortyre rec sec
passed
append funny hats to purpose
passed
PASSED
$2 to Alex, you will chair (you = tbroman)

kgb rocks the 80s: [short keytar playing]
keytars appended to purpose
you can buy it ... on itunes
motion to don't start unbelieveing
append crazy train to purpose
friendly
mashup crazy train with purpose
friendly
motion to business up front of purpose, party in back
friendly?
motion to [append keytar] playing ot purpose
friendly
$3 to JRAM, anyone currently holding keyboard or keytar

freshmen awareness committee: educate freshmen and other enw members
append only after terribly confusing then to purpose
frosh can request rept from the what are you referencing committee
will not be helpful
append to purpose make freshmen aware of how unaware they are
passed
motion to go back to the way middle school where everything was sunshine and rainbows
uncomfortably friendly committe approves wholeheartedly
$6 to skittles, DISBANDED

allocation to not exeed 50 bucks for this weeks event
PASSED

hat committe: give kgb exec lice
don't worry it's for sci committee approves
change title to exec plays a hat based roleplaying game:
dilitory
are we playing tf2 now?
cmu is a school themed hat simulator
and study epidemeology to title
failed
and study frenology to title
fiendly
motion to append 1 hat to all of exec's head
SUCCESS
$2 to drew: disbanded

that committee: portmanteaus of everything
eforney: i portmantotally approve
point of info: what is a gleef?
unknown
the spontaneous shark pun committe... is waiting
JRAM: ..."sorry tiger"
PASSED
$2 to xander. disbanded

misplaced wisdom: ensure exec doesn't go mad with opiates
when broman got his wisdom teeth out he vehemently pointed to a trashcan
it said "are you high"
xander: at least you still got your charisma teeth
freshman was under the impression that all of exec and everyone here was on opiates anyway
no; it's just broman
FAILED

fetch committee: NO STEVEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPNE

precedent committee: we shall see
would it be in support of anti seconds? probably
what if we started selling heroin to members
don't worry it's JUST during this committee
chang purpose to to catch jram with narcotics
friendly
change name to the trolling committe and purpose to breast cancer research?
skittles still doesn't know where jram got that bag of money
change name to president committee

eforney: "Gainfully Unemployed"
the unneccesary quotation marks committee; success
PASSED
$3 to drew, all past and current residents of the Moon, except for JRAM

announcements

EVENT:
potluck, friday 545 at black chairs
nonfreshmen bring food
bring utensils with food to serve! make ingredients list for allergies!

website's been updated!
pravdas in full color
possibly event updates?
rss feed!
cmukgb.com

event next week!
old people who want to tell stories: contact exec!

DUES
$15/semester, 20/year
need them for serious business voting
also discount on merch!
pay to dillon, tell zora

schmucks

accomplished ballerinas in pittsburgh talk to Xander!

there's a movie thing on weds after sundown
avengers this week!
it's free!
we can tell you where flagstaff is

talk to jram xander broman about running puzzlehunt,

find owen for infinite spaghetti!

gtfo

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Sonia at 04:59, 26 April 2016

Zhg at 01:17, 27 August 2013

Zhg: Created page with "NOTE: THESE MINUTES ARE GRODY AS HELL. I'LL FIX THEM, DON'T WORRY. exec reports broman had a summer spent it working for explo, where they make and sell cheap ca..."