Sonia at 04:55, 26 April 2016

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Zhg at 14:32, 22 September 2013

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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
there was the event which was good
R7 party on saturday was a lot of fun
have an email where he can tell us about that?
did work on sunday
the packers beat the redskins
didn't do enough work on 210

Caroline
had a weekend
involved the first 3 things that bromans did
it was a lot like broman's weekend
spent a lot of time with broman and caroline this weekend

JRAM
had a weekend
involved similar things (event and r7 party)
r7 party proceeded without incedent...
worked a lot on compilers but not enough
EVENT
Running Jumping Climbing Trees (Drew)
Friday 6:30 flagstaff

Marlena
Submit to pravda

Zora
had a weekend
was sick for half of it, couldn't talk for all of it
maybe it's still the weekend since they still can't really talk
(it's not the weekend)

Dillon
had a weekend
see broman's weekend except different games at gbgc
also still has a lot of work

Mike
had a weekend
involved playing card games
catan ended bitter
got on a bus for 6 hours to grandmother's house
ate too much grandmother food, which is really good food
drove back for only 5 hours
(got a new car)

COMMITTEE REPORTS
ad hoc soc of intrep journalists: window open at top of black tower

ben s wolf: before the age of the internet & telegraph, people communicated through psychics.
someone wanted to talk to their dead father...
it was glaive pun
fuck everything

committee to warn pres: xander is prepared

assass president: incredible potential

dj secret southerner: offroading in geagle parking lot is possible

kgb rocks the 80s: music!

ad hoc kgb music awards: nominates JRAM

ad hoc don't worry it's for science: approves what they were drinking

ad hoc alt history moonshine: he blinded me with science

ad hoc journalists: edit: tower has appeared on the edge of town (it repels bone. not flesh. bone)

dkirby all of his committees: went running and cycling committee. both

b en s wolf: foreshadowing pun

misap spontanious shark puns committee: requests report

ad hoc journalists: further clarification: tower coming out of GIANT EARTH BEAST'S face. There's weeping coming from the window

ben s wolf

alcoholist: made 2 new tasty drinks, doesn't remember what they were

OLD BUSINESS
thing
everything that isn't skye's fault isn't skye's fault this week

NEW BUSINESS
committee to pee in mike's car: to at least give some good reason for the smell
what if the seats are made out of jellyfish tentacles
change name to : the establishment of a new public restroom committee: to pee in mikes car
passed
replace all fabric in mike's car with jellyfish tentacles
ouot of order
change all mikes car to my scar
FAILS
change all mikes car to my scarf
FAILS
bubbles really wants to pee in mikes car
change all mikes car to jack's van
PASSES
replace jack's van with dan's bike
FAILS
remove all "in"
FAILS
PASSES
$3 to Bubbles, Mike's car will chair

tom wright memorial: dicks x6, dispand all $2 committees
change purpose to kill twright
FAILS
change purpose to "wait until twright dies and then erect apenis statue"
APPENDED
change all penis and dicks to bug mars
PASSES
motion to remove this committee's shirt
motion to remove this committee's pants
drew couldn't hit the harmony's, he had performance anxiety
FAILS

society of intrepid journalists: would like to report stuff about the tower and the beast (it's gone but the window's still there)
replace name with the lovecraftian filibuster committee
passes
change all intrepid to apathetic
FAILS
xander has a talent for something, bubbles doesn't know what that something is, but it sure is something
motion to replace xander with jellyfish tentacles
FAILS
motion to get xander a job at the tartan
replace all window with the moist demanding chasm of his mouth
PASSED
change name to 50 shades of xander committee
PASSED
ABSTAINED
$8 to Drew, JRAM and Drew will chair

cmu kgb intrepid journalism committee: get off campus and see the sights
change name to freshmen intervention or normal people committee
PASSES
change name to kgb goes on a kindergarten field trip
PASSES
ad hoc kgb is now in preschool: will we be having naptime and juice after this?
50 shades of xander: need a chaperone?
change purpose to PUPPIES?
APPENDED AND STOLEN
what if broman was ms frizzle
what if that
append it's so fluffy I'm gonna die to purpose
PASSES
$3 to Caroline, she shall chair, as will anyone who explores and steals puppies for her

that sounds better than the original: to create such things as 50 shades of xander and the nightmare before that day where we were all really tired
an oreo milkshake
pride and president and zombies
sense and sensiblility and seamonsters
I can't believe it's not butter
dessert bus two
ghost shark two: urban jaws
electric bugaloo
change name to really bad movies
fails
snakes...on every plane!
the squeakuel
51 shades of xander
a second serving of tortellini
bug jupiter
speed 2: cruise control
disney's star wars??
PASSES
$3 to Paul, every shade of Xander will chair

create the committee for haikus: self reference
even this acronym
bubbles is killing some time for people to think of haikus
motion to nominate bubbles as hero of the poeple
refrigerator, refrigerator haiku, refrigerator
if you think I'm writing the filibuster text you're probably drunk
like, really drunk
PASSES
$2 to afrieder, everybody will chair

motion to make and allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES

good game committee: to congratulate well mannered opponents for games that were played well
change name to "the drewisms committee"
PASSES
ad hoc committee for freshmen to confuse the rest of us: success
change all sylables to korean equivalent
fails fuck you
append qq more to purpose
passes
append diaf
fails
append asl
fails
append a flipped table to purpose
passes
modify flippeed table to mini fipped table
passes
PASSES
$4 to drew, drew will chair

that's what she said: if you finish someone's sentence, that's what they meant to say

kgb is now in preschool: thanking xander for putting us all to sleep
caroline gives xander a 1 out of 10
PLOT TWIST Bubbles reads a thing
no
lorum ipsum dolor set and that's what I have memorized
notice that this is very empty and boring
that is because someone is reading something
and I do not care
append i am a full time internet to purpose
PASSES
I think JRAM is quoting a thing WITH YELLING
PASSES
$2 to drew

create the that picture of mike sleeping was way more important than the minutes committee: apparently the point of this is web apps
there's a chrome extention that will change all pictures on a website to ryan gosling
there's a chrome extention that will change all instances of "the cloud" on a page to "my butt"
PASSES
$2 to drew, disbanded

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Running Jumping Climbing Trees
Friday 6:30 Flagstaff
you'll do all of those at the same time (you shouldn't do all of that at the same time)

exec is now in wean 5312
tuesdays at 6:30

dues! pay them!

BOOTH
vote on booth in the next month
we need to know who booth chairs can be before that
have to pay student activities and be a member
you should talk to exec (or email them) and/or come to the exec meeting
grads can't be on midway
eforney can tell you more

SCHMUCKS
xander
xander why

TOC is in the next couple days
it sucks
go, it's important

NSA is recruiting you, if you're interested you'll get an email soon

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Sonia at 04:55, 26 April 2016

Zhg at 14:32, 22 September 2013

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Broman had a weekend there was the event which was good R7 party on saturday was a lot of fun have an email where he ca..."