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Zhg at 15:29, 14 November 2013

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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with improv, which was rad
it was led by NPP who are people that are cool and not Adam
probably did some work
has a job interview tomorrow in philly!

Caroline
had a weekend
you know the rage face that are real excited? that emotion
Al is in town and she has a job interview
Estelle is birthday!

JRAM
had a weekend
was mystified by dkirby's pope seahorse
took the GRE on saturday
forgot the area of a circle
probably got that wrong
EVENT
trivia night
porter A18* 7:00
y'all should help write trivia

Marlena
had a weekend
started with a haircut
where a haircut is to put the hair on a different body
then improv, and mbritton was in town
there'll be a pravda next week

Zora
had a weekend
started with the event, it was fun to watch improv
then went and watched thor and it was AMAZING
then artemis (without playing), then Pacific Rim, then back to artemis (still not playing)
then work? and booth
and then the weekend WASN'T OVER
played a victim in a simulation of a Mass Casualty Incident
spirit gum IS STILL ON THEIR FACE

Dillon
had a weekend
similar to Zora's weekend
did improv
also saw thor, also thought it was great, also went to Artemis
but actually played Artemis
as part of the USS George Takei
also did booth on sunday
but had boring class this morning

Mike
had a weekend
remarkably similar to Zora and Dillons
difference
was captain during artemis
did science with the jump drive
12.3 km per unit energy
warpaccident

COMMITTEE REPORTS
dkirby
caroline had a dream
there was a hurricane and then things happened and everyone was find
but an aircraft carrier landed near their house
but it had always been there

dkirby so full of self, misap tautology
watching a documentary on health food
young girl from south thinks she has to try not to get killed to not die until 90

white elephant
issuing a challenge

intrep journalist:
concl to harvest fest
had been stuck underground
the owlbear got sober, had to drug him
crustacean was a dog
eaten by owlbear
a starship warped through, jiggalos had taken over surface
open season on the jiggalos

skyentology, ccolombo's facination
reports

misap committee to monitize kgb
why don't we put that on youtube?

ad hoc fun facts about ccolombo
telling the story about her dream reminded her about a real weird building from home

ad hoc confuse a bagger
success
the bagger liked AXO

yoga flame
getting bike through tiny doorway

bulbous boufont
schwa jab

booth
we had a meeting
discussed electrical
still having meetings, see facebook

min bid
cont massive success

ad hoc performance art
would like to propose something with yoga flame

ad hoc romantic
would like to propose TO the yoga flame committee

OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
people not waking up is not Stephen's fault

NEW BUSINESS
committee for descript fb photo journalism: to be sure that people know that the blood all over their friends isn't real
xander objects
what if the blood is real
remember the steps for winning internet points
injure self
take picture
then seek doctor
stuart's jeans now have fake blood, real blood, and red paint
ad hoc women's health: will report back in about a month
spont shark pun: report
PASSES
$4 to mcginnis, he will chair

kgb nra: for upstanding members of the kgb who like to uphold the 2nd ammendment
change 2nd ammendment to 2nd law of robotics
change nra to national robotics association
fails
change nra to nba
fails
motion to come on and slam
dilatory
change robotics to thermodynamics
fails
PASSES
$10 to Mcginnis, he and dkirby will chair

create standing rule that would establish "come on and slam" as always an order
I don't think we should come on and slam, he wants to stay clean today
we should add that we should only do it if we want to jam
what if we're not welcome to the jam? just the bread and peanutbutter and stuff
xander objects
creating new standing rules is dangerous and inadvisable
FAILS

antiethnocentricity: celebrate today, nov 11, as singles day
which is an actual holiday in china
prepend kraft to all instances of singles
passes
$23 to mcginnis, all people in committed relationships will chair

create standing rule that all alumni entering KGB must high five at least one other alumnus
according to cmu anyone having completed one semester is an alumnus
table indefinitely

warm and fuzzy: to talk about things that make people feel good feelings
mbritton would like to preempt this elaborate your mother joke right now
eforney: vibrators
PASSES
$15 to frieder, xander will chair

hat hair: to take pride in our appearances
how does this committee feel about helmets
they are welcome
append "and perform magic tricks" to purpose
passes
eforney always takes lust in her appearance
dkirby always takes gluttony in his appearance
anyone can pull a rabbit out of a hat, but it takes a real magician to pull a bear out of one
have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
nobody panic and don't smell like food
marlena watched a scary video in art class
PASSES
$7 to mcginnis, anyone with any experience in illusions

superfast bidding: any bids for this committee, if you dont respond in less than a second--shaaaame
three
time travel: four
t h e v e r y s l o w c o m m i t t e e d o e s n o t a p p r o v e o f t h i s c o m m i t t e e
$3 to mcginnis, frieder will chair

suspicious package: so the kgb can better handle their suspicious packages
place airquotes about suspicious and package
passes
heyyyy your mom is already in charge of this committee
put it away twright
motion to enclose all quote marks in more quote marks
no
change all suspicious with glorious with creepy inflection
passes
replace all quotation marks with two apostrophes
append finger motions to glorious
passes
motion to put committee in question marks
passes
prepend word people's before all glorious in purpose
passes
PASSES
$21 to mcginnis, he, skye, and the present rec sec will chair

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
PASSES

evil league of eagles: to keep a watchful eye on and sometimes eat the evil seafood league
guild of calam intent approves
change eagle to EEEAGLE
passes
evil seafood league would like to remind everyone of the effect of water on feathers
evil league of eagles: would like to point out the affect of air on fish
skyentology is working on this problem
evil seafood league: yeah well that won't be a problem much longer
air we mean
air won't be a problem
PASSES
$20 to mbritton, disbanded
we've seen upstarts before, we'll see them again

451 every day: to wrap about how awesome reading is
butterfly in the skyyyyy
COME ON
wanna smoke some trees
change name to 420 committee
fails
don't drugs okay
drugs are bad
PASSES, $5 to mcginnis, 420 will chair

spoonerisms: to speak in spoonerisms
I said capable runt
you think you know epidemiology? you don't know epidemiology
cunning stunts downhill derby
isn't that just the naked popeathon?
upon a slitted sheet I sit
pheasent mother plucker
have you ever held in your heart my darling a half warmed fish
PASSES
$7 to mcginnis, all primes shall chair

dangerous trend: to have a meeting where frieder spends strictly less money than he did the meeting before
part of marlena is sad that only two people is bidding, part of her is happy because they're bidding a lot
hey who wants to go to the porch after this
the joke is that xander got food poisoning from it
$16 to frieder, he and everyone else who causes him to spend money in any way shape or form

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
trivia night
friday, 7:00, porter A18*
you can help write questions if you want

sweatshirts
there's a form on the facebook page
we can email you
frosty wants to be emailed
(briedel)
the price is PROBABLY $20 for members, $25 for nonmembers

SCHMUCKS
if anyone's interested in doing cs research for next semester
xander's lab is looking for a cs person
up to 18 units
modeling stuff
talk to him

bring headphones for cluster gaming

the disbanded evil league of eagles
will come back in it's final form

pittsburgh obscure games
is doing a soccer thing

nerf wars
this weekend
stay tuned

mcginnis spent $70 to $80

we are now in purple

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Sonia at 04:52, 26 April 2016

Zhg at 15:29, 14 November 2013

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Broman had a weekend started with improv, which was rad it was led by NPP who are people that are cool and not Adam pro..."