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COMMITTEE REPORTS
Broman
is not here today
caroline disposed of him
went to halfprice because skye has friends
then friday was a disaster
class registration

caroline
event was awesome
then doctor who and lots of food
which was awesome
then some weird sleeping patterns

JRAM
had a weekend
started on friday when he woke up on friday with a fever
did not find the event
slept from 11 to 9 on friday
then 6am to 1pm on saturday night
NO EVENT!
there's a room reserved so you can go there
if you want to go to the cheesecake factory
rsvp before

marlena
had a weekend
fang sway and torso bunnies
ate lots of brown food
worked on a giant drawing

zora

dillon
had a weekend
pretty much the same
reverse charades
shopping cart: driving while picking apples
booth
did almost no homework

mike
fought demons until the sun ro--
no it was exactly the same as everyone else

COMMITTEE

fashion
I like shorts they're comfy etc

dkirby dreamland
marlena woke up at 1030 because she kept hitting the snooze button because david tennant

kgbutts
disappointed in lack of butts

misap dkirby dreamland
had a really bad dream but doesn't remember it but didn't want to get up and write about it

ad hoc shaggy dog story
new med studies have discov that paint in maternity wards leads to
it was a 90s kids joke
5

inov tech
virtual thanksgiving dinner
why go home
why talk to people you car about

ad hoc welcome to cmu
frieder's eyes were so red from lack of sleep he thought he was on drugs

broetry
blackbird has a lazy eye

skyentology
wants one of those virtual dinners
please don't make her go home

booth
we talked about stuff
there won't be a meeting next week because thanksgiving
meetings going foreward will be focusing on art!

ad hoc 18 and NO husband
incredible success
skye is going home this weekend

ad hoc i can has cheesecake
exec's email is exec@cmukgb.org

ad hoc I wanna make a joke
how do you spell cmukgb?

pittsburgh natives
already are home for thanksgiving

ad hoc I wanna ask a question
is it possible to get your own cmukgb email
only if we gave you it
so no

bswolf
this is going to be a pun
I'm so frightened
Neil before Zod
that was the joke

OLD BUSINESS
the THing
anybody's who get's stranded in an airport because weather is not marlena's fault

NEW BUSINESS
committee of fuck you no
it's about playing word associations
PASSES
$3 to mcginnis, dibanded

kaijuB: fight kaiju with crazy train jaeger
Dan is scared of kaiju in san fran
new volcanos became active again
change kaiju to Kai Jew
no
guys jews don't come from another dimension
space is not another dimension
skye is half jewish and she's from six new dimensions
PASSES
$4 to Stuart, robots will chair

premature christmas carol: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
feliz navidad, feliz navidad
o dradle dradle dradle
to quote afroman: o chronic tree o chronic tree, something something, it's a weed reference
misap spoken song lyrics in conj with illust
an old woman has just been trampled by reindeer
I saw mommy kissing santa clause?
misap spoken song lyrics
baby it's cold outside. you really must stay
what's in this drink
I'm from the north pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold
PASSES
$7 to mcginnis, disbanded

i don't know what to call this committee but I want to make a joke committee: to make a joke but also punch things
there's this viola player and he's got this obscenely expensive viola
he gets hungry
stops at fast food restaurant, leaves viola in car
in line, hears crashing
there are two violas in his car
wat
I'm not going to type all of these let's be real
banjo sandwich joke
knock knock
who's there
bananagrams
objection
an american went to a bullfight...
sometime the bull wins
there's an anual race in england where they roll cheese down a hill and everyone chases it
$10 to dkirby, dan and bswolf

motion to untable the committee to subvert the president
the time for that has passed
out of order

motion to allocate $374 to buy KGB sweatshirts
if you haven't already ordered them, the time has passed
they will be the same as before
PASSES

motion to retroactively table it until next week
no

kgb's eagle racing team: race eagles AND WIN
who would we race them against
other eagles
marlena is currently helping xander bread supereagles
contact xander with a soul if you want them
inov tech has eagle sized jetpacks
misap stealers: don't like the eagles because cross state rivals
append "and stop that pidgeon now" to purpose
mcginnis could probs outrun an eagle
peragrine falcons are real fast
you can't outrace them
point of info: you haven't seen frieder when he's late for class
PASSES
$4 to Mike, mike and eforney shall chair

e-motions: set up a system so that we can submit motions electronically
to channel owen:
in the future there will be two genders: male and e-mail
:)
PASSES
$2 to frieder, everyone who has ever not used a computer

owen quotes: I know she's not real! I just wanna hold hands and talk about javascript
Skye! We should play go! x3
Werewolf Barmitzva: boys becoming men etc
something about phantom testacles
when I don't like someone I don't put them the friendzone, I put them in the phantom zones
what if we took a whole room, and just FILLED it with bread
change name to owen kahn variety hour
passes
change name to owen khan variety cluster
passes
you're not a pirate, check your landlubber privlages
what are your top three fictional bikes
PASSES
$7 to marlena, owen and anyone who knows him

the kgb order of business is really just a suggestion

motion to return to old business and return to that table discussion

OLD BUSINESS
ethan proposes a strong motion to table this
caroline can't hearrrr you
name is subvert the vert: subvert the president
PASSES
$21 to Mike, disbanded

NEW BUSINESS
motion to impeach mike for being a good s@a

committee to subvert the president 2, electric boogaloo: same as last time
you see a boogaloo is a small shy kind of catfish that you have to talk to nicely and give candycanes to
we are now in purple
change boogaloo to The Boogaloo
passes
change everything after electric to eel
fails
change name to "committee to subvert the president 12; into darkness"
passes
change name to "committee to usurp prez 4: the one with the whales"
passes
change name to "etc: episode 6: return of the jedi"
fails
change name to "etc: the christmas special"
passes
$7 to McGinnis, disbanded

committee to subvert sergeant at arms: to subvert the s@a
ad hoc committee to watch stuart and mike's relationship burn to the ground
success. AT EVERY MEETING
appenent "and turn them against pres"
passes
motion to turn s@a towards the pres
dilatory
change "at" to "with"
fails
change "and" to "or"
passes
change "subvert" to "subduct"
fails
change all "sergeant" to "colonel"
fails
$9 to stuart, he shall chair

committee to prevent alien subduction: to prevent alien subduction
change all to subduction to seduction
fails
last night dan didn't have internet so he listend to the radio
learned about ALIENS
there's a lot of weird stuff
and it's all affecting this one dude
the dinos were aliens and they went hiding
never mind
change subduction to subversion in name
fails
change purpose to teach the aliens how to use git
fails
kaijuB: disapproves
if this committee is opposed to alien subduction, how are we supposed to terraform mars?
mars you glad I didn't say bananagrams
motion to solute xenu
motion to call the question
that's not a thing
change all mars in discussion to "bugmars"
fuck no
PASSES
$2 to stuart, disbanded

snarky freshman: you can't tell me what to do
PASSES
$7 to skye, she and all freshman shall chair

misap spontanious shark pun committee: motion to creat the sharky freshman committee: to eat freshmen
spont shark bun requests repont
hammerhead
kgb just jumped the shark
what if there's a freshmen who is a shark
motion to replace all instances of "ehhhhh" when a pun is told with "yip yip yip"
freshmen are friends not food
change all freshmen to fresh prince
failed
change all freshman to slightly overripe men
fails
passes
$2 to frieder, he and stuart and maija shall chair

presidential docudentification committee: so the chair can recognize my ass
FAILS

committee to teach the recsec spelling: colonel as much as possible
co-lo-nel
general is j e r nel
sergeant you glad I didn't say brigadier
change all colonal to leiutenant colonal
passes
introduce rank of sausage colonal
replace all colonel with kernal
passes
change all kernal to kernal
passes
$3 to mcginnis, people who know negligable amounts about the military will chair

ANNOUNCEMENTS
no booth meeting this sunday! meetings after about art

Schmucks
A18B puzzlehunt at 9pm

can someone prevent skye from going home
winter weather?

motion to gtfo

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Sonia at 04:49, 26 April 2016

Zhg at 18:23, 28 November 2013

Zhg: Created page with "COMMITTEE REPORTS Broman is not here today caroline disposed of him went to halfprice because skye has friends then friday was a disaster ..."