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OFFICER REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
started with UPA
played magic all day and well into the night on saturday
then sunday there was the superbowl and it was shitty x4
James
had a weekend
upa!
also read a book of lovecraft
new people
Luke, mech e, u pitt, that counts as uninteresting

JRAM
had a weekend
bought at the upa
proportedly to provide him with pants
watched the superbowl
farsicle is the best word for it
EVENT
KGB Digs its own grave
karaoke
in this room
7:00, friday

Marlena
had a weekend
basically upa followed by work
and if she hadn't had that much work she probably still wouldn't have watched the superbowl
Pravda?!
...broman already chose a new theme?

Zora
had a weekend
boothed! built many flats, some of them comically small.
and then spent a day doing homework and CAPTAIN AMERICA 2 TRAILER

Dillon
had a weekend
upa
we raised $1300!
also went to the first booth
because booth chair

Mike
had a weekend
UPA
got bought and bought people
now owns frieder
booth
not a chair but lives with them
got free food from the mellon
which is best

COMMITTEE REPORTS
lies and slander
was told there would be free chipotle at the new one
there was not
it was closed

illust journalists
tim broman's wedding ended horribly yesterday
the tragedy could have been prevented had he been informed of the wedding

john madden official endgame
the birdies beat the horseys

broetry
"Firewater and Smirnoff Ice" by eforney and Brobert Frost

OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
pravdas not getting printed is not frieder's fault
...they got printed

NEW BUSINESS
don't touch the cupcake: to infect as many people as possible using reverse psych
change purpose to touch the cupcake
passes
append sweet sweet vengence to the purpose
passes
when you say infected...?
zombies.
change all infected to confected
passes
flashbacks of vietnam
the kittens look fizzy
motion to define cupcake as being chocolate and icing as being vanilla
you're halfway there
PASSES
$3 to Marlena, anyone who didn't touch the cupcake, plus marlena

committee to throw your debts and sins at the treasurer: pretty much that
general body requesting more information on said sins
caroline forgot to pay her dues at the beginning of the year
how does this committee feel about money for innocuous purposes delivered sketchily in plastic bags?
friendly
the ccolombo is an antiaircraft tank committee: reports
committee for ccolombo's fascination: caroline's a tank
PASSES
$2 to Maija, people with debts and or sins will chair

skyecotic: skyecotic
is this committee skyecolic?
if you're having skyecotic episodes, you need a skyecologist
ad hoc
skyepolar and skyecosis are distinct dsm disorders
how does this committee feel about constantly needing to wake up?
you have to wake up
does this committee feel?
that's a big question
can this committee tell me about its mother?
what?
request for ad hoc linguists committe: what does skye mean in its roots?
I dunno, whatever
PASSES
$6 to skye, anyone who can properly make a skye pun

kgb ultimate beatdown: tbroman called eforney fat, also some other stuff, okay xander
tbroman has literally broken someone's nose
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS: wrestlinggggg?
fight fight fight: maaaaaybe not during the meeting
broman thanks eforney for saving his life last night
request report from storytelling committeee
broman broke jbonning's nose by pocketboxing
broman's a cold blooded killer
why does an orphanage only have one nose
irrelevant
extra zen in conj with yoga flame: is this the meeting where xander finally loses it?
it being his voice
PASSES
$1 to xander, he and testosterone will chair

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for food for the event

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 for initial booth stuff
replace some tools (like tape measures), some lumber
it is possible to have too many drills
8 is that number
PASSES

motion to create a standing rule that, for the next month, should the chair become unoccupied, the power of the chair will pass to frieder with skye second in line
it would expire at 5:00pm, during a meeting, on march 3rd
frieder and broman are fighting over the bylaws
append that this is after all the rest of exec has vacated
the chair can step down by choice
request report from the assassinations committee
dead silence
request report from the s@a
what
ad hoc broman is probably right: seniority is stated in bylaws, not seniority
PASSES

point of whatever, please don't kill us

adorable assassinations
don't worry, you won't be covered in blood

peyton manning memorial wind farm: to totally blow it
it's a triple entendre
peyton manning tried to throw in the towel but it got intercepted
if you were playing the ohio drinking game you were probably sober by the end
what
PASSES
$5 to dkirby, he and every other member of the kgb who watched the superbowl

caroline is a tank committee: to retrofit members of kgb into military hardware
caroline is an antiaircraft tank: disapproves
misap don't worry its for science: don't worry, it will only hurt for a few years
james wants to be a battleship
F7!
PASSES
$2 to frieder, the first person to get outfitted with military hardware

motion to create a standing rule that forney counts for five during an auction
eforney is sick of these unrealistic expectations for last name size
why did forney frieder drew
[punchline redacted]
PASSES

j alfred prufroc's committee: references to
all the women come and go
talking like michaelangelo
it's pretty slushy outside, you should wear your trousers rolled up
you think you're pretty clever, don't you, e email cummings
one fish two fish red fish blue fish
one fish drew fish red fish blue fish
one fish two fish red fish blue fish yellow fog that kind of looks like a cat
this is a haiku
professor rhinocerous
i hate poetry
you think you're so smart
with your silly little words
this is not so hard
$1 to eforney, benedict cumberbatch, bo burnam, the author of pictures for sad children, twright, and herself

creative hadn gestures: to find more creative ways of flipping people off
this is the feather, it's for people who don't deserve the burd
churchhill was confused fro a while into the war
eforney gives this committee a one out of five
ccolumbo gives this committee a two out of ten
oh, wait I can't here you, let me put up the antenna
oh, you wanna talk to the KGB?
crank it up
president skroob
change name to martin freeman memorial committee
passes
$2 to mike, anyone who comes up with a new way to flip someone off

committee pokemon committee: committees: gotta catch 'em all
misap afalk: approves
is it possible to forcefully acquire a committee?
no
FAILED

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
clap clap

long past childhood: enter the minds of people and make them relive their memories
innov tech committee
working on something to do this
looks like a tin hat
I didn't understand but there was a cool thing about eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
who lives in a pinaple under the sea
spongebob squarepants
HIS PANTS WERE RECTANGLES
square pants actually refers to pants for which the measurements for legs and waist are the same
32x32, for example
passes
$1 to JRAM, disbanded

we are now in purple

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
karaoke on friday in this very room
7:00, dh 1212

Booth
go to builds!
especially if you said yes when we voted on booth
construction build at 12 on saturday in the kage
art meetings at 5:30 in DH 1217
pay your debts

sweatshirts
we ordered more than people preordered, so you can buy one if you want and didn't preorder
you should pay if you preordered

SCHMUCKS
puzzlehunt cmu
march 22nd, saturday
register at mazeoftwistypassages.com
you can have up to 5 people on your team
if you're gonna be out of town, you should playtest! email eforney or dillon or someone

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Sonia at 04:48, 26 April 2016

Zhg at 03:40, 6 February 2014

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Broman had a weekend started with UPA played magic all day and well into the night on saturday then sunday there was the su..."