Sonia at 04:44, 26 April 2016

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Officer Reports:
Marlena -- Tomfoolery with past presidents
Stuart -- Many stuffed animals at useless stuff
Mike -- For once, they're not last -- Weekend with stuff, apt full of stuffed animals thanks to Stuart
Event!! LDOC Picnic (UC Chairs at 5:15)
Zora -- Wasn't identical to Mike's Weekend
Similar to Stuarts though....
Auctioned off a lot of video games.....
Failed at doing work
Got 4th in footrace
ME!
Dillon -- Useless stuff -- most people paid
Board games saturday
Teenage girl then creepy old guy
Frieder -- Played boardgames and broke space and time
and HW

Reports from existing committees
Time Travel Committee -- Did Zora really pass out attendance on time?

The committee of the Anals in conjunction with the Sounds Like Committee remind you pigeons, midgets, and bitches

Committee to assasinated the president threaten's Marlena's life

The Ad Hoc I Can't Believe I Ate the Whole Thing Committee! asks about another dinner......

The Ad Hoc Ad Hoc Committe requests coins

THe Daniel John is so Full of Himself Committee welcomes exec and is visitn gGrad Schools in NJ

Old Business
Frieder had the thing, Steven had exams

New Business
Motion to Create the Akward and Inappropriate Twerking Committee
With the Purpose of Frieder making himself look stupid
That was just unfortunate
Playing mournful music
That FAILED

Committee for Practical Typography
Why reject underlining but not caps?
Underlining cannot claim the kind of origin and pedigree as caps
New Purpose -- watch Tim turn Blue
This committee's opinion on doors? Right handed are better than left handed
Passed -- $4 to Drew
The complement of tim will chair

The I Can't Believe I ate the uuhole thing
With the purpose -- I ate the uuhole thing
DJ - I'm amazed at how much I an eat
Wonderous Clouds -- Cotton Candy
A medium sized dominos pizza
Ice Cream Season is upon us
the ad hoc new england children committee stipulates is always ice cream season
Passed -- $3 to AFalk
UU will chair

Motion to define the clustering of multiple KGB presidents as a "Fiasco"
Counter to the ByLaws from pro rules wanker Tim
Frieder makes up a definition of defining
Motion to enter it into the KGB dictionary -- out of order
Motion to Table
Tabled til next week

Motion to Create the KGB Time Capsule Committe
Create a bulleted list of things we should bring up at the closest meaning in 2 years
The Ad Hoc Committee to take 7 years to pass approves
The List
A Fiasco is multiple KGB presidents in 1 place
ObamaCar
A picture of a penis
2 penises
A picture of the penis
KGB nursery rhyme book?
Motion to change this from a bulletted list to an arrowed list
Passed! - $7 McGinnis
Chaired by people who won't be here in 2 years

Motion to create the "Just Like the Old [Cultural Soothsayer] Woman Said" Comittee
With the purpose of creating a list of superstitions that will literally and literally come true
A little known fact that presidents that fail their first committee will have unspeakably terrible things happen to them
Did you know that if the KGB walks under a later while being crossed by a black cat it will smash a mirror
We never should have held the annual meeting on a burial ground
Fun Fact -- If any time anyone asks you, you dont immediately claps their shoulders and stare into their eyes, your first born child will be a liberal arts major
Passed -- $ Disbanded

Motion to remove all standing rules
Anti-Seconded
Jacks Van Chants
There are 4 standing rules from gbm -- which are defunct -- Frider took the chairs, references to Drew, Frieder, and Fourney
Tim Broman Saluted
Motion to make all standing rules sit down
Motion for a roll call vote
Shitty debates
Passed

Motion to make a standing rule to make no more standing rules
Moving formward

Motion to create the lampshade committee
With the purpose of thats the joke
Motion to append the leg lamp
Dillitory
Motion to appendage the leg lamp
Motion to hang this committee
Motion to Dillatory
Tim is a wanker
Passed -- $4 to Broman
Chaired by anyone who explains the joke

Motion to create the committee to test the rec sec
With the Purpose of Dan's being an a$$
Passed -- $ Disbanded

Motion for the Chair to Sit

Motion to create the committe dedicated to making KGB treasurers join british conservative British parties
With the purpose Dillontory
Stuff happens
Passed -- $3 to Drew
Dillon will chair

Motion to create the raps about exec committee
to make raps about exec
"My name is Dillon, my D is illin', b/c im treasurer you will be billin'"
Broetry in cahoots
Eurithmics committee is in
Passed -- $6
eFourney shall Chair

Motion to replace outBroman'd with outMarlena'd
Marlena likes fun
This is a bad idea because the space is silenced
Motion to change the motion with OutTechie -- this is the way
Motion to change that motion to make Broman the forever president and Marlena chancellor -- that failed
marlena needs to wake up
Passed

Motion to create THIS committee
Purpose name == Double Double This This Double Double That That
WHICH? committe knows what you did, and is fine with your actions
Rules wankery
Passed -- $3 to Frider
Chaired by everyone

Motion to allocate $150 for suppied for the event
It's LDOC, we're buying good food
And veggie burgers and cheese for hipsters
Passed

Motion to create the Evil Ec Rec Sec Committee
To be assholes in deep voices and runon sentences
Xander would participate in this discussion if he were here, so Broman is torturing me
Passed -- $4 Broman
Chaired by former rec secs

Motion to create the Committee for Drew to Use up all his KGB credit
Purpose to get Drew to spend $2
The last committee that dj will ever buy accepts challenge
Passed -- $8
Chaired by everyone who chairs the last committee that dj will ever buy

Motion to get a High Five

Motion to create the committee of hungy hungry androgenous hippopotamusses
With a purpose totally original committee as a whole
the committee is synomymous with the kgb
this committee is anonymous
this committee is hippopotamus
Passed -- $2 to Frieder
Chaired by everyone who looses hungry hungry hippos

In purple

Moving on to real relevant announcements
LDOC Event!!!!!!!!!!!
5:15

Mafia Night is Wednesday of Finals Week -- RSVP By event on Friday
Email Exec

Motion to kitten and get food

Motion to require a reading of today's minutes

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Sonia at 04:44, 26 April 2016

Skyejinx: Created page with "Officer Reports: Marlena -- Tomfoolery with past presidents Stuart -- Many stuffed animals at useless stuff Mike -- For once, they're not last -- Weekend with stuf..."