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OFFICER REPORTS
Marlena
had a weekend
almost all studying
small bits of eating and swearing at mario kart

Stuart
had a weekend
spent most of it grading 112 term projects
then got sick
then took a 213 final

Mike
had a weekend
tried to write a paper on saturday but failed
did other stuff????

Zora
had a weekend
started on thursday when social psych ended
spent the rest of the weekend watching too much x files and not studying enough

Skye
is totally skye
did awesome freshman things
probably had like six finals
is tired

Dillon
had a weekend
LDOC not a picnic was good
did stuff the rest of the weekend
things happened
more importantly, was trying to get to this meeting and there was no bus until there were FIVE

Frieder
had a weekend
it was eaten by KotOR because
that's how that works

COMMITTEE REPORTS
to teach you all sign languages
alergies in springtime when things grow

dkirby committees
brian's about to inherit all his committees
dan is going to grad school next semester!

practical typography
thanks tim

dropboat
hosting sig boatvic

ad hoc disappointed committee
this is barely a penny anymore

ad hoc this was totally my idea
martin freeman memorial in conj with committee to teach you all sign language
fuck you allergies

bequeathments committee
committee that will take 7 years to pass to frieder

OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
people who actually have finals having to take their finals is not broman's fault

NEW BUSINESS
totally my idea: to explain when something is TOTALLY your idea
daniel john is so full of himself: totally his idea
you made that joke? I made that joke
PASSES
$3 to Broman, he and caroline will chair

canadian standoffs: no it's okay, you can have it
minnesotans and dakotans also
have you been to wisconsin? /hours/
broman was trained by the finest in passive aggression
eh?
PASSES
$2 to broman, midwesterners will chair

committee to totally cheat on our kgb final: we're sitting next to each other, whatcha gonna do about it
motion to have a take home final
fails
motion to substitute a final project
sure
but, Final, I thought we were EXCLUSIVE
PASSES
$3 to Frieder, anyone who has a final during the rest of today

committee for creative and strategic _______: it was creative and strategic, we totally meant to do it
stayed up 'til five, just cause
"intentionally" discarding a 5 in hanabi
PASSES
$2 to Broman, he and any past present members of the lower half of exec

2vp forgot to announce the event: Mafia night this week! We're leaving at 5 from the black chairs. Bring your ID for public transportation!
motion to table
for how many?
yoga flame committee approves
like, yoga. the table
PASSES

proventialism: to verify that other nations are only myths
look, noone has ever been to...fuck I forgot the name
do any of you actually have PROOF that idaho exists?
Dillon has a south dakota quarter
dkirby has photos of mt rushmore
but how do we know that HE exists?
caroline and her mom saw a hawaii license plate TWICE in pittsburgh, but south dakota and idaho were nowhere
west virginia has one car and they all share
it's a red chevy pickup
PASSES
$1 to mcginnis, PA natives will chair

goodnight moon: to say goodbye to all of our people
goodnight moon, goodnight spoon, goodnight loon,
goodnight drew?
old people should send us their contact info
yeah, KGB definitely doesn't kill people, they just say goodnight
PASSES
$10 to stuart, everyone who'll be leaving after the current year (sleepy people)

actual committee that will actually be the last committee that daniel john will ever buy unless mcginnis outbids him and this is totally not a trick to get mcginnis to spend a lot of money: it was all in the title
motion to postpone until sept 2
fails
we are now in purple
PASSES
$100 to Glisson, he will chair

point of order
forney thinks that if you try

actual last kirby daniel john will ever buy: to actually be bought by daniel john kirby
efficiency: how much are you willing to spend?
ballpark $30
motion to change the name to: fundraising committee: part 2 of three
passes
motion to append "electric boogaloo"
passes
why is dan talking about clinton
fundraising midnight snacks?
PASSES
$30 to mcginnis, he and dan will chair

we are now in purple

committee to identify trees: yeah basically that
ad hoc puzzlehunt team: you have been sniped by a tree
motion to append "the nth committee that daniel john will be outbid on"
fails
if you wanna identify a tree, the best way to do it is to eat the leaves
they're totally not poisonous
ad hoc things cmu hates: is grass small trees?
trees are big grass
what without any argument is not a tree?
tim broman is not a tree
broman: hi!
ginko leaves look like fans
semen trees--what's their name?
basswood tree has curvy branches and heart shaped leaves
broman: I WANNA TELL YOU MORE ABOUT TREES
PASSES
$5 to Frieder, trees will chair

matthew glisson weird dreams
has been here for 8 years
is leavng in the next few months
is really excited about this exec
(thanks!!)

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Mafia Night
LEAVING from the UC black chairs at 5:00 pm
we're taking public transport, bring your ID or fare
reservation is for 6 at buca di beppo

this is the last meeting!
next week we'll meet at 5:30 outside doherty and then go get food
...probably

SCHMUCKS
the smelly white tree is called the calorie pear tree

you can tell oaks apart by their bark

doctor who is not on the air
thanks mcginnis

trees have roots

we are now in purple

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