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Marlena had a Summer
Stuart was a monkey
New People!
Avi -- Philly, CogSci, 13 size shoes
Chris - ECE, NYC, Jeans
Maddie - IS, Q
Chris - CS, Pittsburhg, tea
Joseph - Omaha, CS, computers
Joe - ECE, khakis
Rajat - ECE, scissors
Paul - CFA, NJ, Indian food
Mike had a summer with the pittsburgh weather machine and fell off a wall
We have an event!
Friday, UC Black Chairs, 5:30 for Potluck on Flagstaff
Zora had a summer, Madison, ladders
PRAVDA!!!!!
Skye had a Summer
Dillon is not here -- Stuart is Dillon
Frieder had a Summer -- he worked at a place

Reports from existing committees --
Innovative Technologies -- new vectors
Sorry but their vectors dont have directions
Dan John Nightmare in Dreamland --
Spontaneous Shark Puns -- summer is finish
Ad Hoc Spontaneous Mosquitos -- vectors with malaria
The Skyentology Committee wants to fix everyones name
The Committee to Rename Everyone Reece expresses disapproval
The DJK committess fail
The Xander isn't here today comittee -- did you know, erasers can be nunchucks
The call committee would like to call
The ad hoc shoe donation committee approves of shoes
New New person!!!!!
Brooke, attends King School of Law, lives in Peters Township, she sleeps
The spoke sign language committee is recruiting
The ad hoc make you feel old committee reports 2008 was 6 years ago
The committee of uncertainty would like to ummm uhhhh

Afalks has the thing

New Business --
Motion to create the committee to be created later this meeting
Purpose: does the previous report make sense?
Motion to table
Tabled!!!!!!!!!

Comittee to be created earlier this meeting
Purpose: so it can be invocked as needed
Motion to table
Dilatory?
Failed

Furniture committee
Purpose: rep the chair and be table
Motion to table this committee
Dilator!
Put it to bed
Will this committee be created according to Ikeas directions ?
Instructions? Yes!
Opinion from char? I am a chair
Motion sitting or lying down
Led by a chair? Yes
Standing desks
Vote!
$20 to Alex
Chaired by her and her mom

Motion to create the let's break the weather machine committee
Purpose: to do nothing
Zora has never spent the summer in pittsburgh, but they have between 2 lakes. But this summer: they were wrong.
Vote!
Passed -- Auction
$5 to Mike
Chaired by anyone whos not in Skyentology

Motion to create the Paper Airplane Engineering Committee
Purpose: to instruct the KGB on all manner of proper paper airplanery and carry scissors
Include materials other than paper? Eh, no
The CColombo anti-aircraft committee disapproves greatly
Vote!
Passed
$2 to Stuart
Anyone who is a competent paper airplane manufacturer

Motion to establish a no-fly zone
Dilatory

Motion to create the scissor cannon committee
Purpose - anti-paper aircraft artillery
(otherwise known as afalks fists)
Vote!
Passed
$10 to Stefon
Chaired by anyone who wants to....

Motion to create the pegleg committee
Purpose: to find or rebuild Mike's leg **with Mike's leg attached
Meerly find? Or also rebuild?
If we rebuild her, can we include a cybernetic eye?
In the leg?
Unfriendly
Motion to append a scissor cannon to the leg? Friendly
Motion to append Mike's leg
Vote!
Passed
$2 to Mike
Chaired by Skye

Motion to grant everyon in this room an honorary doctorate granted by the KGB
Frieders in charge....

Motion to create the Mobius Strip Club Comittee
Purpose: create one dimensional planes
If this club were to find something good, would it issue those things seals of approval
Vote!
Passed
$2 to Frieder
Chaired by Frieder and others

Motion to create the "science" committee
Purpose: throw oxygen at fire
This has been children's fun fact science corner
The misappropriated unnecessary quotation marks committee "strongly" "approves"
Vote
Passed
$6 to Stuart
Chaired by any CS people in the room

Motion to create the Meaningless Semantics Committee: Staring Tim Broman
Purpose: Zora needs an excuse to be Broman and not feel good about it
Vote
Passed
$10 to Owen
DISBANDED

Motion to create the obfuscated syntax committee
Purpose: to defeat pearl and malbolge
Vote
Passed
$2 to Afalk
DISBANDED

Motion to create the meaningless semiotics committee
Purpose: this is not a place of honor no great deed is committed here, this place is a message and part of a system of messages pay attention to it
Vote
Passed
$4 to Owen
Chaired by Yucko Mountain

Meaning of Life Committee
Purpose: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking? and close to 42 {a wafer thin mint}
Vote
Passed
$3 to Maddie
Chaired by: Douglass Adams

Meaningless Semi four Committee
Purpose: **Stuart dancing**
Vote
$4 to Stuart
Chaired by anyone with 4 working limbs

**Mike gets a doctorate of "Science"

"Computer" Science Committee
Purpose: to build an AI to throw Oxygen at Fires
Apollo 1 didn't work out though....
Moment of Silence for BlockDude. Passed
Vote
Passed
$8 to maria
Chaired: Jane

Pupetteering Committee
Purpose: to put words n teh presidents mouth when they are not there
Vote
Passed
$2 to Mike
Chaired by them

Motion to not exceed $50 for supplies for the event

Real relevent announcements pertaining to the KGB:
Event Friday UC Black Chairs 5:30

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Sonia at 04:43, 26 April 2016

Sctoor at 14:26, 2 September 2014

Sctoor: Created page with "Marlena had a Summer Stuart was a monkey New People! Avi -- Philly, CogSci, 13 size shoes Chris - ECE, NYC, Jeans Maddie - IS, Q Chris - CS, Pittsburhg, te..."