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EXEC REPORTS
Broman
had a weekend
ctfws
one of the games ended weirdly early
captured flags
saturday there was a party and that was fun
he was totally fine the next day which was a surprise
did a reasonable amount of work
it's time for his jeans to go in the big scrap heap in the sky

James
had a weekend
also started with ctfws
his legs felt like they were broken for the rest of the weekend
ubisoft had a steam sale

JRAM
had a weekend
did not involve ctfws
visited duke for grad school
found out that the main professor he'd be working with is cool
not so fun was getting back and getting really sick
EVENT
video game night
wean 5300
bring video games and things to play them on

Marlena
had a weekend
went to ctfws
then didn't feel like leaving the house for the rest of the weekend
got a lot of work done on a report
has 25 pages of summary
and no analysis

Zora
had a weekend

Dillon
had a weekend
ran around while judging
was the last one up at the r7 party
back to booth build
gray primer smells terrible
sunday: studying studying

Mike
had a weekend
involved ctfws
frieder and murphy got the flag and mike helped
they ran from wean 3 to wean 8
mike is smells bad
don't stick your hands in the gray primer
didn't do work on sunday

COMMITTEE REPORTS
poss ad hoc misap two booths
it's hard to not get paint on hardwood floors

dkirby secret southerner
prepared a report about getting the power to control the weather
but then it wasn't warm anymore

kgb ultimate beatdown
waiting for jram to close the door
YELLING

skyentology
apologizes to ccolombo

ad hoc committee to become john mackey
partial success
takes a swig out of a 2 liter

I couldn't figure out how to spell liter so I missed some stuff SORRY it was a bad 30 seconds

booth committee
get out your calendars
we need to send people for fire safety training and tool training
tool training is weds, feb 26 at 9:30 in DH 2210
gswagner
craig (cmorey)
fire safety is weds, march 26 at 9:30 in somewhere, we'll get back to you
dsisson
tbroman
thanks guys!

alcoholist committee
at r7 drew threw a bunch of things together and it's really delicious
uh
talk to drew
I don't understand alcohol things
they have mountain dew in them

skyecotic
would like to blame drew for many blackouts

misap alcoholist
marlena has discovered that there are two pretty excellent bars within a block of her house

also misap alcoholist
xander said SCIENCE
BROMAN ENCOURAGED HIM

ad hoc kgb related things kind of saved her butt
all the 3d printers on campus are dead except for the cluster one

ad hoc praise the helix
no never maija hates that thing

ad hoc remember the moonstone
yeah pretty much that

OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
the booze parts are not owen's fault

NEW BUSINESS
pay no attention to the man behind the mirror aka you didn't see anything: to laugh at and point out bureaucatic flaws at cmu
it was just the planet venus
how does this committee feel about constructing stuff out of emeralds
excellent
we start at once
funded by your tuition money
xander was looking in the mirror and there was some weird flickering behind his reflection
he asked him about it, and he said naw man
it's cool
that's not the real question he called xander the other day
eforney has really cute gestures to flip people off
actual kgb: WE WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE
PASSES
$2 to drew, xander and marlena will chair

anthropomorphized question: choose a person to be the question for the day
can james be the question like all the time?
what
but if no one knows yet who can be the question, then who's phone?
weh wop
on the internet no oneknows you're a question
motion to nominate drew as the question
out of order
on the internet no one knows you're a 60 foot tall monster from the cretaceous period
what happens if frieder doesn't start a question with point of order?
it's fine questions are fine
eforney: "hey drew, I'm calling your phone to leave a comment"
PASSED
$6 to drew, frieder will chair

motion to appoint drew as the question
frieder owns the committee and says it's friendly
but out of order
it belongs in committee reports

theoretical radiation poisoning committee: to imagine the mutations on ourselves
ad hoc i can't breathe: yes
PASSES
$2 to mike, they and anyone who;s interested in interesting science

shout of mordor: one does not just creat teh shout of mordor committee
change name to shot of mordor
change name to shut out of mordor
change purpose to "the thing caroline described"
spoken song lyrics: you make me feel like I've been locked out of mordor
committee to test recsec: approves
shot:
nail polish remover in a shot glass
light it on fire
throw it at someone
one does not simply walk anywhere after that many shots
shot:
vodka in a shot glass
then bite off your finger and put it inside
PASSES
$2 to drew, disbanded

dust bunny extermination: those things under their couch are most certainly not alive
marlena screeched and mimed a vacuum cleaner
just don't feed them after midnight
if you ball all the dust bunnies in your house into a really big dust bunny
it's really discusting
PASSES
$4 to caroline, disbanded

i can't breathe: to give up your aspirations
bswolf memorial: approves
change all aspirations with respirations
fails
steven said words
in space nobody can hear you breathe
you know when you go to concerts for children and they all have to inhale at the same time?
yeah pretty much that
PASSES
$2 to frieder, anyone with athsma or anyone who isn't breathing

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for the event
passes

don't put that in your body: to think of drugs alcohol and other things that should probably not go in your body
BUTT PLUGS
in the same movie with nic cage and drugs
his brother made an outline of the ukraine and tried to snort it
in vietnam they would send the soldiers gunpowder mixed with pancake mix
so they could either add milk and eat pancakes "safely"
or it it and make it explode
fruit loops vodka
if you eat the heart of your enemies it'll make you stronger
anything xander works with in his lab
kittens
PASSES
$5 to marlena, anybody who has inadvisably put somehting in their body

drunk on ______: for when you go to r7, come back, and people ask you what you drank
phonics!
but what about noetics?
what if there are no etics at all?
drunk on water
drunk on love
the most disgusting drink marlena has ever heard of is called a mexican yeast infection
tequila, cottage cheese, whipped cream
skye made drew make her a non-alcoholic drink
and then made a bunch of people try it
PASSES
$3 to mcginnis, he and anyone under 21

exploding pancakes: yeah pretty much that
we told them that there was pancake mix in there
fun facts committee: ccolombo is taking a class called mechatronic design
a couple semesters ago some people in the class made pancake flippers
with AIR currents
when mike was growing up they were in a church youth group
they made mountain dew pancakes
they were the worst thing ever
don't do it
mcginnis is going to do the thing
sdc used to make pancakes for rolls
with the pancake mix they found under the road filler
PASSES
$4 to mike, they and the lawyers of the innov tech

it's time to give something ot the other letters committee: e is used so much, it's time to give the other letters a chance
but steven e is mcginnis's favorite number
commit -m
commit -a -m
commit sudoku
start9
control +z z z z z z z z z z
ad hoc bottom of the barrel: who stole their double long scraper?
skyentology: would like to apologize
passes
$3 to mcginnis, he forgot who will chair

committee to actually become john mackey: promote transporting 2 liter bottles of coke, working out, and being good at math
how much gene therapy would it take to actually become john mackey
in eforney's freshman concepts class
mackey's son was really bad at using the calculator in 2nd or 3rd grade
the teacher was really confused, and mentioned it to makey
and mackey just said: "That's because my son can add."
the start your proofs dance
if this committee changes your major in the middle of ctfws, are you stunned?
mackey taught one of the calc for engineers lectures
stood on multiple tables, drank two 2 liters, and shouted continuously for ten minutes
he tried to explain how credit cards work to marlena's parents
afterwards they said that they didn't understand any of it
but he seemed like a really smart guy
passes
$7 to drew, all of the disciples of john mackye

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
video game night
wean 5300 corridor
bring consoles and games

booth
thursday 5:30
saturday noon
all builds are general builds

SCHMUCKS
there are more letters in the alphabet than there are grains of sand on a beach

register for puzzlehunt!
mazeoftwistypassages.com

we are now in purple

motion to seafoam green
out of order

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Sonia at 23:48, 23 April 2016

Zhg at 17:53, 25 February 2014

Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Broman had a weekend ctfws one of the games ended weirdly early captured flags saturday there was a party and that was..."