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		<title>Sonia at 07:19, 23 April 2016</title>
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		<title>Zhg: Created page with &quot;       Note: minutes by Zora today, who did not care to edit them. Eeeeenjoy.  OFFICER REPORTS     GUESS WHO WASN'T TAKING MINUTES     IT WAS SKYE     AND ALSO ZORA  COMMITTEE...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;       Note: minutes by Zora today, who did not care to edit them. Eeeeenjoy.  OFFICER REPORTS     GUESS WHO WASN&amp;#039;T TAKING MINUTES     IT WAS SKYE     AND ALSO ZORA  COMMITTEE...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;       Note: minutes by Zora today, who did not care to edit them. Eeeeenjoy.&lt;br /&gt;
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OFFICER REPORTS&lt;br /&gt;
    GUESS WHO WASN'T TAKING MINUTES&lt;br /&gt;
    IT WAS SKYE&lt;br /&gt;
    AND ALSO ZORA&lt;br /&gt;
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COMMITTEE REPORTS&lt;br /&gt;
    lost forever, what will we do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
OLD BUSINESS&lt;br /&gt;
    much question, so unknown&lt;br /&gt;
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NEW BUSINESS&lt;br /&gt;
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    math emergency: 1+1 = 3, something is wrong&lt;br /&gt;
        heinz committee&lt;br /&gt;
            shelby's first hw is due weeks from now&lt;br /&gt;
        sometimes 1+1 could equal 3&lt;br /&gt;
        mike redefines 1 to be 1.5&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $3 to frieder, dillon and frieder will chair&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    heisenbug committee: 1 is 2 here, but 1 is .5 over here&lt;br /&gt;
        we can't measure the thing&lt;br /&gt;
            (yes and no)&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $1 to dillon, all physicists&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    committee that will pass really really quickly: see name&lt;br /&gt;
        the fillibuster committee--&lt;br /&gt;
        question called&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $4 to ed, cats at his house. all of them&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    pointless paint odor: this room smells like paint, but it was clearly not painted&lt;br /&gt;
        booth paint is bad paint&lt;br /&gt;
        seafoam green fortnight is murphy's greenday cover band&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $1 to mike, disbanded&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    mailtime: for those moments when you get something really interesting in the mail and you just have to share&lt;br /&gt;
        blues clues committee supports&lt;br /&gt;
        frieder got a postcard from japan&lt;br /&gt;
            it's from his sister&lt;br /&gt;
            marlena hoped it was from the concept of japan&lt;br /&gt;
        the watchtower once received the new testament&lt;br /&gt;
        frieder finally got his book of mormon&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        6 to stuart, the people whose mail he and frieder have gottem&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    committee to buy the kgb parking: someone threw a parking token&lt;br /&gt;
        they're antiquated&lt;br /&gt;
        motion to make an allocation for like $14 million to buy the kgb a 747&lt;br /&gt;
            dillon: ...d'you think we could BUY gesling?&lt;br /&gt;
            it's really easy to cheat parking systems&lt;br /&gt;
        motion to make an allocation for $128.01 to cheat the parking system&lt;br /&gt;
            fails because dillon&lt;br /&gt;
        motion to make an allocation not to exceed $10 to bribe marlena&lt;br /&gt;
            no&lt;br /&gt;
        motions are funny guys&lt;br /&gt;
        joe wants to pawn the thing&lt;br /&gt;
        marlena has tried to rent a shark?&lt;br /&gt;
        (bearnado)&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $7 to ed, sharks will chair&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    motion to make an allocation not to exceed $500 to turn the KGB into sharks&lt;br /&gt;
        the committee to turn exec into kittens would like to object on the grounds that the sharks would eat the kittens&lt;br /&gt;
        fails&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    committee to (on our own dollar) turn mike's car into a shark and park it: for the lols&lt;br /&gt;
        ed knows someone who is legally allowed to transport dolphins&lt;br /&gt;
        smart car with fire decals&lt;br /&gt;
        murphy's driven downtown at 2am with the wii shop music blaring through his open windows&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $3 to stuart, mike and he will chair&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    committee on puns: something something committee as a whole&lt;br /&gt;
        name changed to &amp;quot;puns on wheels&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
        motion to make the wheels square&lt;br /&gt;
            passes&lt;br /&gt;
        this committee is really going downhill&lt;br /&gt;
        it seems like we're going in circles&lt;br /&gt;
        motion to make the ground a series of hyperbolic curves to account for the square wheels&lt;br /&gt;
            passes&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $1 to ed, the committee as a whole will chair&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    intergalactic senator auction&lt;br /&gt;
        frieder represents frieder&lt;br /&gt;
        eric represents all timelines of hyrule&lt;br /&gt;
        stuart represents the four ghosts of hyrule&lt;br /&gt;
        ed represents all the horses. all of them.&lt;br /&gt;
            there's a brand of shampoo advertised as being usable on both your horse and YOU.&lt;br /&gt;
        &lt;br /&gt;
    motion to create an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for this week's event&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    the committee for innovative hair care products: your horse, and YOU.&lt;br /&gt;
        PASSES&lt;br /&gt;
        $10 to ed, he will chair&lt;br /&gt;
        note: we still don't really know why shampoo works&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    motion to have a dream&lt;br /&gt;
        murphy already got dat&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    motion to applaud cmu for finally making mlk day more than 3/5 of a holiday&lt;br /&gt;
        assorted golf claps&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    we just learned how the UPA got its name&lt;br /&gt;
        you uh. don't want to know.&lt;br /&gt;
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ANNOUNCEMENTS&lt;br /&gt;
    WE HAVE AN EVENT&lt;br /&gt;
        Tool training&lt;br /&gt;
            Friday, 7:00, at the Kage&lt;br /&gt;
            please show up!&lt;br /&gt;
                if you know how to do stuff already we need you to teach other people and like. actually build.&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    UPA is in two weeks!&lt;br /&gt;
        email mike (mwoolfor@andrew.cmu.edu) or cmukgbexec@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
            or skye if you have concerns at sctoor@andrew.cmu.edu&lt;br /&gt;
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SCHMUCKS&lt;br /&gt;
    computer club has an event&lt;br /&gt;
        10pm-1am on friday in the UC! It's a late night event.&lt;br /&gt;
        if you wanna play ET, that's the place to do it&lt;br /&gt;
            it's as bad as it sounds&lt;br /&gt;
        or you could play oregon trail&lt;br /&gt;
        come have fun!&lt;br /&gt;
    &lt;br /&gt;
    for the lols committee&lt;br /&gt;
        it might be fun to do a geocache on campus for valentines day!&lt;br /&gt;
        contact mike!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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