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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
involved a lot of panic
but it'll be done on thursday!

Skye
had a weekend
back to the future is funny
also work

Dillon
had a weekend
back to the future is great
Event!
Mafia Night!!
Weds May 6 (reading day), leaving from black chairs at
dress fancy!
(like a 7)
we're taking a bus and the subway (bring lots of change if you don't have a CMU ID!)
reservation is at 5:00, we're going to bucca di beppo

Erin
had a weekend
lived in rangos for 2 days
spontaneous barbecue on sunday

Zora
had a weekend

Joe
had a weekend
has a joke
two people of indeterminite nature walk into a bar
it's funny because pain and suffering

Murphy
had a weekend
LOVES LASERDISK
listened to a lot of mashups

COMMITTEE REPORTS

jokes? jokes
pittsburgh used to have a LOT of streetcars
they wrecked 'em

itty bitty kitty
there's a phone game where cats live in your backyard

kgboxcar
v happy to watch boxcars crash

what the hell is laserdisk?
vinyl sized competetor to vhs...???

cinematic suggestions
grand budapest hotel

kgbottlecaps
we can get 1000 bottlecaps for $25. we're doing the thing

awk and inap musical accompaniement, that wasn't the right committee
let the bodies hit the floor & teletubbies

ad hoc mashups
thomas the tank engine and rap

ad hoc appropriate musical accompaniment
attack on titan theme and booth move on video

OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
winning meche project being the automatic pot growing machine is not steven's fault
(secret summer meetings are at 5:30 on the doherty steps)

NEW BUSINESS
committee that just woke up: give frieder a minute he can think of a funny joke
8:30am finals do not approve
PASSES
$1 to frieder, he will chair

it goes with everything: you should listen to attack on titan
listen to; never watch
committees by themsleves, 4/10; committees with rice, 7/10
look up grooseland
cheesenips on sandwiches???
murphy is out of coffee
what would be a mash down?
potatoes
turn down for mashups
PASSES
$1 to murphy, mashup artists will chair

senioritis: does josh HAVE to go to his early exam?
senioritis is spreading to the freshmen
change name to "proletariatitis"
FAILS
ed has senioritis WAY TOO EARLY
PASSES
$2 to stuart, anyone whose senior years are growing beyond two semesters

napoleonic imperial army: russia has been the bane of marlena's life for quite a time. she will recruit from the russian secret service
she will also accept neopolitan ice cream
how about freeze dried
no
is there a min gpa requirement
no, we need canon fodder too
will this committee be taking down the rand corporation?
maybe in the 2nd stage of section
i think steven needs some ice cream
PASSES
$2 to marlena, anybody who defects from the russians to the french

i don't want to deal with this: when you randomly get a message from someone you haven't spoken to in 3 years
he still hasn't seen it and isn't going to
pinocle joke?
it's a card game
involving 12 decks of cards
it's a pun
it's funny
$1 to stuart, somebody else will chair

i totally know what i'm talking about: if you give me some funding I can create a time machine
frieder no
isn't this committee made redundant by every single startup in silicon valley?
no, it's alright, physics doesn't enter into this
NO MIKE YOU'RE NOT A PHYSICS MAJOR MARLENA'S A PHYSICS MAJOR
what happens if yo
no
not the grandfather thing
no
PASSES
$2 to stuart, future him will chair

antigrav research: keep the ball in the air!
FAILED

everything worked out for the better; it was just a spam message
PASSES
$1 to frieder, everyone who saw this committee get passed

the committee of soviet socialist republics: kill people in the winter
FAILS

make sure that marlena has all the comicbook factions down: she wants to make sure she has all the weird villain archetypes down
nazis
well intentioned extremist
the ill-intentioned moderate
the illuminati
writers with an agenda
robot overlords
aliens
aluminum
aluminium
the kgb as a whole
capes
all of the silver age ones
evil vice principals
PASSES
$3 to stuart, his adversaries will chair

notficers committee: give notficers reports
where notficers are not officers
PASSES
$1 to erin, disbanded

out of context images from the internet: stereotypes, they're a real timesaver
Josh is a 'helper'
don't trust anything he says ever
PASSES
$2 to josh, anyone who has learned about stereotypes in psych classes and got sad about them

roberts rules committee: to read out loud passeges from robert's rules of order
change name to "giving frieder too much leeway"
PASSES
motion to table indefinately
FAILS
apparently it's rarely in order in ordinary societies
we are not an ordinary society
point of order: are we talking about robert's rules of order, or robert's rules of order: newly revised?
the king james' version
PASSES
$6 to stuart, frieder will chair

mismatched punchlines: so what's red and black--fuck
so what's red and white and black all over?
grass, I lied about the wheels
why did the chicken cross the road?
brown stick
change purpose to "giving the spiked punch to the kids and the unspiked punch to the adults"
PASSES
$1 to murphy, he will chair

robert's halls rules of thumb: to jump down the spiral staircase with a parachute
joes dad had an hour long discussion about a microscope in robert's hall with a random stranger
change name to don't give a fuck cmu police
PASSES
so IS THERE supposed to be a phone in the steam tunnels?
there's a lot of random shit
like the wireless access point
PASSES
$1 to murphy, base-ment jumpers

committee to motion to seafoam green before the motion to purple: pretty much that
we are now in purple
motion to #define seafoam green purple
mike doesn't know how to CS
PASSES
$2 to steven, disbanded

my actions: to find out exactly which of my actions ARE endorsed by the KGB
ed read the bylaws for a while
how does this committee feel about vigilante heroism
eh
so marlena has access to a tank
no
frieder has access to a tank of fish
no
erin has a kitchen
yep
tank tops?
depends where you put them
eric exists
eeeeh
committee to assassinate the president
no
(skye owns it)
committee to assassinate the committee to assassinate the president?
yes
PASSES
$1 to frieder, the eternal dictators for life will chair

kgboxcar: like buggy but way funnier
motion to submit to sweepstakes that instead of buggies we should be pushing large trains down the hill
sweepstakes got mad at us when we submitted a traincar as a buggy plan
flatcartcan'tturn
PASSES
$1 to skye, she and others who go skyespeed

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
Mafia Night
Weds May 6, black chairs
CURRENTLY we have a really early reservation, we're gonna try to push it back
we will send an email and post to the group
dress fancy
bring cash

Artemis!
tuesday night!
6:00, Baker 140 cluster
only works on a windows machine, bring your windows laptop
if not we have cluster computers
it is fun

summer antics
summer meetings!
5:30, doherty steps
start next week (may 11)
last about 20 min, then we get dinner

SCHMUCKS
misap artemis
blowing up spaceships
wednesday
nasa

marlena needs playtesters!
take a test, play an improv game, take a test
contact marlena!

mari has a yearbook!
sign it!

almost midnight acapella
starts at 10:00pm on tuesday
mcconomy

computer club movie night
rashid at 9
watching hackers

buy steven dinner
he's cheap
he has money

kittens game
neko atsumi

purple and gtfo

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Sonia at 22:35, 22 April 2016

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend involved a lot of panic but it'll be done on thursday! Skye had a weekend back to t..."