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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>OFFICER REPORTS<br />
Mike<br />
had a weekend<br />
was late to everything<br />
that has not changed<br />
<br />
Skye<br />
had a weekend<br />
drowning in paperwork and resumes<br />
changing lines in songs to suit her life<br />
new people<br />
daniel, cs, montreal, here bc underground<br />
<br />
Dillon<br />
had a weekend<br />
event was cool!<br />
saturday, rolled out of bed twice<br />
both times got a free meal<br />
took and passed amateur radio exam<br />
EVENT<br />
video game night!<br />
Friday, 7:00, WEH 5300 corridor<br />
bring your games! there will be a signup sheet online<br />
also www.cmukgb.org/games<br />
<br />
Erin<br />
had a weekend<br />
worked the csa talent show<br />
understood approximately 0 words<br />
got brunch on sunday!<br />
many dillon/dylans<br />
instead of homework, pravda!<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
too much work<br />
also froyo<br />
also: BOOTH<br />
MEETING AJOURNED SO PEOPLE CAN PAY DUES<br />
<br />
NEW MEETING<br />
EXEC REPORTS<br />
skipping the first 3<br />
<br />
Zora<br />
had a weekend<br />
work<br />
froyo<br />
booth!<br />
vote next week<br />
if you haven't yet paid dues, bummer<br />
$15/semester, $20/year<br />
<br />
Joe<br />
had a weekend<br />
and then the toc<br />
he's moved on to visual puns<br />
captured a ufo on tape<br />
<br />
Murphy<br />
had a weekend<br />
started on thursday<br />
as it does<br />
went to purity ring<br />
went to the thrival festival<br />
panic at the disco!<br />
went to a juggling festival!<br />
watched pulp fiction<br />
can't stop listening to the music<br />
really loves pulp fiction<br />
<br />
COMMITTEE REPORTS<br />
music for hobbiests:<br />
fast music sounds good when professionals do it<br />
go back and try again<br />
<br />
swear of the week<br />
BLAST<br />
<br />
oh god i'm old in conj with murphy's officer report<br />
panic at the disco is old?<br />
<br />
amazing realizations about the future<br />
murphy's hair destiny is greg universe<br />
<br />
catspiracy theory<br />
what if you replaced the recruiters with cats<br />
<br />
music for hobbiest<br />
marlena mentally invented the mp3 player<br />
<br />
misap swear of the week<br />
skye's professor: SENTIMENT!<br />
<br />
storytelling committee<br />
CMU Is Hard<br />
full text will be uploaded really soon<br />
<br />
shit jokes<br />
as the saying goes: how do you get to carnegie hall?<br />
eeeeh any 61 or 71 will do<br />
murphy comes up with all of these all by himself<br />
<br />
ship jokes<br />
blares its horn menacingly<br />
<br />
snip jokes<br />
a haircut<br />
<br />
we are now in purple<br />
<br />
ad hoc spirit of steven cunningham<br />
walking to the sky? more like walking to the bad architecture<br />
<br />
<br />
OLD BUSINESS<br />
the Thing!<br />
all the jobs everyone's not getting are not Brian's fault this week<br />
<br />
actual soviet spies committee<br />
motion to table for an hour<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
NEW BUSINESS<br />
sekret soviet spies: let's see how this goes<br />
motion to table indefinitely<br />
FAILS<br />
motion to change the k to a c<br />
FAILS<br />
motion to table and gtfo<br />
dilatory<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to Nika, russian<br />
<br />
numberwang: thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang<br />
14<br />
thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang<br />
schleventy five<br />
thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang<br />
fiftyflirp<br />
thaaaaaaaaat's numberwang<br />
let's rotate the stage<br />
six hundred twenty elf<br />
that's not numberwang<br />
skye is putting in an order for propeller beanies that say "thaaaaaat's numberwang" on them<br />
FAILS<br />
<br />
incredible dedication to childish production value: yeah pretty much that<br />
the storytelling committee:<br />
the act before panic at the disco<br />
it was good!<br />
had 3 foot balloons on stage<br />
handed them out<br />
as everything came back, the balloons popped and confetti came out<br />
and then there was a parachute???<br />
and the guy came and danced with the audience<br />
and then a security guard came and LIFTED HIM OUT and put him back on stage<br />
ab tech story:<br />
zola jesus<br />
at one point she ran out off stage during rehearsal<br />
ab tech was like, wow, that's weird, she's not gonna do that in the actual performance<br />
WELL<br />
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED<br />
PASSES<br />
$2 to Joe, concert squids will chair<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
better trivia: what's the answer<br />
who, was the president?<br />
are we on jeopardy or not?<br />
what ARE frogs?<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to skye, better trivia will chair<br />
<br />
elevator rave: to find out which of the elevators on campus are capable of holding raves<br />
so there was an elevator picnic last week<br />
turns out if you sit in the elevator and no one calls it for 4 minutes, the light goes off<br />
joe found a strobelight and craig put on sandstorm<br />
....but no jumping<br />
also there's no ac so it's gross<br />
incorrect way to host a rave: borrowing a generator<br />
we always wanted carbon monoxide poisoning<br />
please don't jump<br />
(one must follow all of the capture the flag rules when having raves in elevators)<br />
the morewood gardens elevators are a DISASTER<br />
murphy's friends got in and it FELL ot the basement<br />
skye got trapped with ballroom dancers<br />
brian got almost stuck when the door stopped halfway open and then the elevator started SINKING<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to dillon, anybody who participates in elevator rave will chair<br />
<br />
amphibian classification committee: frogs are amphibians, squids are not<br />
is mayonnaise an amphibian?<br />
no erin, mayonnaise is not an amphibian<br />
what about horseradish?<br />
horseradish isn't either<br />
are duck tours amphibians?<br />
thaaaaaaat's numberwang<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to murphy, malcolm mcdowel wil chair<br />
<br />
northwestern tree octopus: pretty much that<br />
it has its own website<br />
glenn read a short story where the evil plan was to genetically engineer organisms<br />
then release them into the wild<br />
then to hunt them as curiosities<br />
the website is about SAVING the northwestern tree octopus<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to joe, every single octopus who lives in a tree<br />
<br />
skill-based committee: to test people's skills<br />
what kind of skills<br />
you'll see<br />
is luck considered a skill<br />
your family's security is in danger, and i have a very specific set of skills<br />
dillon, put down the airplane<br />
wait til the auction<br />
request report from the assassinations committee<br />
hi<br />
PASSES<br />
$3 to dillon, whoever can first get to this airplane (craig) will chair<br />
<br />
skye go talk to murphy<br />
<br />
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 for supplies for Human's vs Zombies<br />
PASSES<br />
<br />
committee on the undead: destroy the humans<br />
nooooooooo<br />
change the purpose to "destroy the undead"<br />
FAILS<br />
where can people sign up?<br />
cmukgb.org/zombies<br />
or zombies.cmukgb.org<br />
or talk to skye!<br />
change name to "committee on unliving affairs"<br />
PASSES<br />
PASSES<br />
$1 to skye, everyone who plays hvz will chair<br />
also the link works<br />
<br />
ANNOUNCEMENTS<br />
EVENT<br />
video game night!<br />
sign up to bring stuff at cmukgb.org/games<br />
best to bring games that are multiplayer, cooperative, quick switches, can be played by committee<br />
<br />
DUES<br />
if you haven't payed your dues yet, you can't vote in next week's booth vote<br />
however, if you paid for last year, you're in a grace period<br />
pay your dues by the end of october to stay a member<br />
<br />
HvZ<br />
next week!<br />
super fun, good excuse to be silly<br />
<br />
BOOTH<br />
For the past couple of years the KGB has done BOOTH.<br />
We are going to hold a vote (and discussion) of whether or not to do booth this year NEXT WEEK<br />
10/5<br />
This is a Real Serious Business Vote<br />
which means you need to be a member to participate<br />
if you ARE a member and haven't paid dues yet this year, you're fine<br />
you should do it, but you're fine<br />
chairs<br />
if you're interested in being a booth chair--please talk to exist<br />
<br />
fixing our rules<br />
we're clarifying and entirely revamping our harassment policies<br />
if you have input, contact one or all of exec<br />
or, you can come to exec meetings<br />
UC 329, 7:30 on wednesdays<br />
<br />
SCHMUCKS<br />
dates anthology kickstarter!<br />
hit our first stretch goal!!<br />
go to kickstarter.datesanthology.com<br />
<br />
schatz<br />
brunch on sundays!</div>Zhg