Sonia at 22:28, 22 April 2016

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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
ran around solving puzzles
there was a potato in their mailbox addressed to zora
zombies is out of bounds rn!! don't shoot nerf darts

Skye
had a weekend
zombies started!!!
has not been asleep in a very long time
new people
jaime, mech e, squirrel hill, three shirts
jeremy, math, southern PA, lives in morewood
patrick, cs, san jose, slept an average amount of time last night
adam, business, new york, business major
marcus, engineering, pittsburgh, is from pittsburgh

Dillon
had a weekend
played a lot of artemis
craig manned a ship by himself
it was awful
went to palantir!
they gave 1st 2nd and 3rd place water bottles
EVENT
arts and crafts!!
friday, 7pm, PH A18*

Erin
had a weekend
went to the other side of PA to visit a friend and GO TO THE RENN FAIR
even though it was really cold
did not do enough work on sunday
got her work done today
new socks
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA

Zora
had a weekend
got sick
did not do enough work
got a potato?????
has not made contact with the physical potato form yet

Joe
had a weekend
thinks he did
there was a lot of sleepning
not a lot of memory
was a robot at one point? a shitty robot
that was fun
also old people
pppppuns

Murphy
had a weekend
began with the event. artemis!
compilers. steven universe. sleep.
in that order of time spent
went to a diner this morning because he was awake
more calories at that diner than this entire weekend

COMMITTEE REPORTS
70s pop songs and sandwiches
i need a hero

workers rights and sum theory??
union

malaphors
i have a real beef to pick with you

shit i heard on a podcast
dude has one of those amazon voice things
kid was playing around
and then ordered 24 rolls of toilet paper by accident
that was the podcast

ad hoc toilet paper
a few summers ago maddy had a toilet paper subscription
it works

welcome to the midwest
there can be four fudge shops in the same block and this is SUSTAINABLE as long as you're in wisconsin

incredible dedication to our organization
murphy's credit card has the fence on it

infinity is weird
everyone except greg kownacke will cry

OLD BUSINESS
The Thing!
picking booth topics is not espy's fault this week

actual soviet spies
marlena calls the question
dylan tries to table
can't table after the question's been called!
what is the purpose?
who even knows
change purpose to "dammit guys"
FAILS
purpose was "[russian]"
oh it meant "i'm gonna kill the president"
the committee to assassinate the president reports
PASSES
$21 to Nika, nika will chair

NEW BUSINESS
committee for far future puns: if you want to call yourself spacefaring, you ort to leave the solar system first
what
PASSES
$2 to owen, wants his dollar back

find the real actual difference between math and logic: to get owen's dollar back
david's arm is just comfortable like this
motion to table for an hour
PASSES

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $60 for the entrance fee for booth
this is a real relevant discussion!
BOOTH DISCUSSION.
booth is a lot of fun, but it's also a lot of work, but it's ultimately worth it
but no really: it's a lot of fun
KGB booth is for EVERYONE, so regardless of if you've paid dues or even heard of the KGB before you can participate
the only hitch is the student activities fee--you need to have paid it to be on midway
but you can still help plan and in the kage the whole time!
there are tasks for everyone
like construction? awesome
like art? awesome
don't know how to do thing? awesome!!!
and a lot of work
spring is HARD. you're gonna be busy, and booth is a time commitment
so consider that
motion for a roll call vote
passes
PASSES

booth logistics!
booth theme will be revealed on thursday!
semifinals are
game night
travel through time
blast from the past
and another one?
we need to come up with our OWN theme after that
we're gonna create a voting system and post about it

inadvisable branding: to figure out what the worst thing to brand with the kgb logo is (that people would still buy)
most appropriate: cattle
our logo looks like the actual kgb logo
there are actual communists
SOMEONE will probably buy anything
motion to make an allocation not to exceed $1000 to buy a couple head of steer
FAILS
mike's forehead
and then there were bids
PASSES
$1 to joe, the creators of leninade will chair

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES

committee to burn down pittsburgh: yeah pretty much that
mari is in a glass class
append to purpose "and smash up the starbucks at forbes and craig"
PASSES
downtown pgh once flooded like 10 feet
this happened long enough ago that all the buildings were made of wood
so the electricity freaked out
so the city was simultaneously flooded and burning
insert "but not r7" to purpose
PASSES
PASSES
$7 to owen, mari and all owners of sledgehammers will chair

the kgb stock market: to buy and sell shares of committees
it exists already (not that that's ever stopped us before)
skye has done this
all you have to do is talk to the chair
and then the chair can shoot you down from there
motion to table indefinitely
FAILS
motion to make an allocation not to exceed infinity dollars to buy a share of the committee as a whole
no
motion to table for an hour
PASSES

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
arts and crafts
PHA18*, 7:00pm, Friday
release your inner michaelangelo and also graph theory

dinner!
we get it!
we're meeting in resnik! or rather outside of resnik. look for the nerds

booth!
if you're interested in being a booth chair, come talk to us at EXEC, 7:30 WEDS UC 329

SCHMUCKS
kickstarter!
zora is running a kickstarter!
Dates: An anthology of queer historical fiction
find it at kickstarter.datesanthology.com!

sweet things!
nick does bake for order sweet things!
talk to them if you want a food

brunch!
erin and ed do brunch on sundays at 10:30 in schatz!

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Sonia at 22:28, 22 April 2016

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend ran around solving puzzles there was a potato in their mailbox addressed to zora zombies is out of bound..."