Sonia at 22:02, 22 April 2016

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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
did nothing but anime and bread on saturday
the bread is gone
has done maybe two units of work
your approval means a lot to them

skye
had a weekend
started with the event
social justice reverse charades???
new people
jerry, is in high school, worst memory, from nyc

dillon
had a weekend
electronics!
some tv
didn't do much
EVENT from craig
tool training!
kage (stever basement)
7:00pm friday
come learn to use power tools!

erin
had a weekend
99% was sitting and watching either cartoons or other people doing work
went to dave and busters
SUBMIT TO PRAVDA

back to skye
new people
matthew, ece, singapore, is wearing glasses

zora
had a weekend
bread! movie!
got sick D:

joe
is totally not murphy
went drinking with murphy

murphy
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
had a weekend
saw the martian
it was great

COMMITTEE REPORTS
booth committee
events!
tool training!
kage
7pm friday
booth planning meetings
PH A18B, sundays at 1:30
octodad with comrades
poll on fb at some point probably

misap children's laughter
harry and worms are making a kgb laughtrack

cinematic suggestions
the martian
(spaaaaaaaaaaaace)

socially appropriate means of transportation
steven put a flashy light on his scooter
also stickers?

what's the thing you say before a committee that isn't misap?
as hoc

ad hoc people doing dumb things
harry is allergic to animals and has been injured due to that unfortunate affliction

wacky packages???

inappropriate footwear
toms are surprisingly all weather

mlk jr memorial
shelby had a dream
that was the connection
that's it
steven had a dream
home depot
nika had a dream
it was confusing
AND VIOLENT
and then she woke up in a walmart
tim didn't have any dreams
worms had a dream
about a week ago
doesn't remember it
he woke up to a ripped up sheet though
also mkl was a trekkie and people are watching stuff tonight (see schmucks)

itty bitty kitty
y'all should volunteer for the animal shelter

steven had more dreams
he ate his pillow

OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
not returning the spirit of the thing next week is not steven's fault

ad hoc committee for old business
calls for the orders of the day (we have one thing now and another thing in about five minutes)

teen's outreach program for the despondently paranormal: tweeting eggplant, wink, het white couple emojis
can we confirm that the het white couple emojis are in fact cis
PASSES
$3 to dillon, dillon, kelly, and whoever else

NEW BUSINESS
point of clarification: harry had been assuming that the auction was voting on whatever committee came next
(nope)

new old business: sorry tim
motion to table for one week
PASSES

is this film club?

ad hoc committee for old business calls for the orders of the day committee: it says it all in the title
$2 to harry, the teenage ghosts who just wanna be adults already

motion to allocate $20 to make a really long pole for steven's illicit poster activities
no
we can't give him money
that's literally endorsement

committee for old business calls for the remaining orders of the day
tabletop athiesm: fuck you and your elkridge ambiants
change "you" to "drew"
PASSES
motion to table for one week and two seconds
PASSES

dead horse joke: joe would beat it forever, but he's just gonna table it for another week
things said by single guys
it took me like a full minute to type this through the tears
of both sorrow and mirth
kgb laughtrack
we have a rough draft (on mike's voicemail)
motion to table this committee for half an hour less than two weeks
PASSES

committee that will pass in the next ten minutes: CHALLENGE
mike lost
change name to "commmittee that will be tabled until next week"
PASSES
(question is called)
(harry almost died)
PASSES
$1 to joe, disbanded

which banded?

beat the dead horse: things said by furry necrophiliacs
sam thanks steven for making that joke for him
FAILS

committee on mismatched historical quotes: yea pretty much that
???? jfk joke
i have a dreamcicle i want to ride my bicycle
the cmu furries committee does NOT APPROVE of the previouly failed committee
fourscore and seven years ago i had a dream
skye: shit, this is a motion
the prev. committee just has a negative view of furry necrophiliacs
(most people do)
PASSES
$1 to murphy, abraham stalin will chair

(dillon accidentally lowers the screen)

whoever drew that eagle is pretty cool
it's an ad hoc
what eagle, readers ask? you should have been there

misuse of tables: to drop tables on tabling kgb members
in order to keep dylan safe, motion to table for one week
PASSES

timestables: to fund steven's kickstarter about putting clocks on tables
it was just a joke steven doesn't have a kickstarter
replace clocks with newspapers
passes
replace newspapers with herbs
passes
change name to "christ, what an asshole!"
passes
change "herbs" to "sick beets"
passes
change "sick beets" to "dope beats"
fails
PASSES
$2 to harry, all the beets (just all of them)

terrible models: making things at different scales os you can lie about your products
on a model aircraft thing, the aircraft is built to scale but the people are 25% smaller
we almost didn't make a masturbation joke at the previous committee!
and then steven happened
antman
steven almost died
motion to add that to the laugh track
out of order, but, still
PASSES
$1 to erin, people who are bad at science will chair

parliamentary proceedings forever: motion to disband the kgb
motion to table for 1000 years
FAILS
this is a good idea (points at a chair)
can you imagine if we just started playing nomik in the middle of kbg
motion to squid
motion to the left
motion to raise your hands in the air with a moderate amount of care
tim's hand was just comfortable this way
PASSES
$1 to joe, the kgb as an org but especially joe

motion to buy all of exec powdered wigs so we can be a real parliament
fails due to bad parliamentary procedings

motion to allocate $20 towards NOT buying a long pole to put posters in high places
note: the kgb has a bad history of long poles
once upon a time, an underground tourgoer brought a LONG pole and was just carrying it around
and they took out a light fixture in doherty
and then we had to do community service
dylan would like to point out that a good way for us to NOT buy a long pole is to give that money to someone else
who will then buy the long pole
so we CAN'T
now what if we bought, instead of a long pole, several short poles
dick joke
what about a "white colonial man wig"
wood joke
home depot sells short poles and couplings
which is unrelated
unfort it turns out that poles are a bit expensive
change motion to "25.98 to not buy a 10 to 12 ft pole"
passes
change motion to incorporate tax and shipping
???
change motion to just $40 for simplicity
passes
steven's still on the short poles
sam wouldn't touch steven with a 10 foot pole
someone seconded???
ad hoc impalation committee: finds this whole thing unnerving
FAILS

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $70 for food and supplies for this event
(it's more bc restocking the kage)
PASSES

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $70 to buy colonial white person wigs for the kgb
motion to change the purpose to "to buy a sack of flour for exec to dunk their heads in"
motion to change the allocation to "$4 on a sack of flour for exec to dunk their heads in"
PASSES
motion to table indefinitely
PASSES

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $70 to buy exec wigs
motion to consider exec chipping in for their own wigs
we could consider
it has been considered
descarte or something
the wigs aren't real
also this isn't real
we should behave as if there is a malevolant spirit causing us to do all things
motion to not buy the stealth peanut butter pretzels
????
FAILS

motion ot make an allocation not to exceed $1200 to buy iclickers so we can vote that way
dilatory

motion to make a bylaws amendment requiring exec to wear wigs
please don't do this

motion to allocate 25 cents to buy steven a gumball
PASSES

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
tool training
friday, 7pm, kage!
come play with powertools!
the kage is in the stever basement, we'll prob the door

ug tour stories
if you're interested in working with that, message murphy!

UPA
useless people auction! it's the event after tool training!
kgb members auction off 6 hours of their time to do things for people!
if you want to do that, contact exec!
if you're uncomfy with anyone buying your time, contact erin! if you're uncomfy with erin, contact anyone else on exec!
exec gets auctioned off
we had to race with our feet
it was awful

assassins
it's gonna happen, contact skye

SCHMUCKS
"stool straining"

mlk trekfest
skye and people are watching star trek and playing quiplash and ordering pizza!
at 6:30
probably in rashid

ITR
if you like to stab your friends, this is the game for you
10pm, wean 4

we are now in purple

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Sonia at 22:02, 22 April 2016

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend did nothing but anime and bread on saturday the bread is gone has done maybe two units of work ..."