Sonia at 22:00, 22 April 2016

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EXEC REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
dyed 4 people's hair on saturday
saw that reddit thread with a gun
deadpool
s i c k
please be kind y'all

skye
had a weekend
horrible movie with a gun
lots of in-jokes that she missed
if you have ducks please give them back
she needs them back
new people

dillon
had a weekend
also wnet to the event
had the best time possible by playing sentinels and then MONIKERS
EVENT
ctfws
7:00 DH 2315 friday
go to the rules presentaiton (at that time)
we changed the rules 4 real y'all go

erin
had a weekend
was at the lunar gala for A LONG TIME on saturday
only messed up a little bit
valentines day
so that happened
there's a pravda!

zora
had a weekend
drew friendos
watched hairdye
wrote a VERY BORING TAX EMAIL on valentines day
thank u dates contributors

joe
had a weekend
joe dont die please
dropping classes is hard

murphy
had a weekend
was the monikers fairy
very enthusiastic
SENTINELS
HIS HAIR IS HALF A RAINBOW
learned today that when he's sleep deprived he has SO MANY MORE FEELINGS
hamilton makes emotions
he's shaken

~~Special word from chair[[User:Zhg|Zhg]]
how point of whatever works
say the thing (it's an interrupt)
then WAIT until mike calls on you
if they don't call on you, sucks to suck

COMMITTEE REPORTS
murphy drunk texts frieder
murphy also gets emotional when he's drunk

booth
NEW BUILD ON THURSDAY: 6:30 - 9:30 IN THE KAGE
come to builds yall
art! construction! painting!
so many task

monikers rules wanking
MURPHY RESPONDED TO HIS MOTHER'S SIMPLE QUESTION WITH 400 WORDS

lots of committees
come to the first R7 party of 2016!
saturday at 9:00
if you don't know where it is, ask joe or dillon
it's like living on the hill except it doesn't suck

peoples paper air force
where are the pravdas
there they are

assassins in conj with the committee to assassinate
RETURN THE DUCKS

KGbuggy
dillon has infiltrated the ranks
note: kgb's text doesn't get erased between now and their meeting

all weather toms
success!
failure!

meta committee
it has reported

awk classroom noises
when ur duck squeaks in interp

shit jokes in conj with time travel
more like DIE-lan amirite

history
history repeats itself

history
history repeats itself

stupid history
history only repeats itself sometime

kitchen adventures
soon

OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
ctfws is not fireders fault

ad hoc committee for old business calls for the orders of the day

retroactive time travel committee: we'll see
motion to table for -10 weeks
owen can confirm that it works that way
we know it does, it already has
all actions in robert's rules of order are time reversable
PASSES
$4 to owen, frieder will chair

time shenanigans y'all

look who's not ehere: something in song
FAILS

salt pants: when you're walking in the winter and you can tell where your shoelaces flip up
everything in R7 is covered in salt rn
luckily
poll!
salt more than sand
some hands
coal sinders
brian
mostly sand
fewer hands
no snow
areese
erins house is fild with salt
but that's just bc they hate each other
deer committee: licks this
protip: if you always wear shoes, it doesnt matter
that sounds hard
related to deer:
erin's mom was apple santa
the deer SWARMED her
PASSES
$3 to erin, anybody who has the saltpants problem or really likes apples

neotranshumanist better human being: to debug the people
chaos committee: an action!
would it be better or worse to sign our message
we should sign it as film club
PASSES
$2 to frieder, all the programmers will chair

apple fact: to make apples to apples and the electronics
change name to "false applle facts"
passes
change name to "true apple facts committee but sneakily keep all of the apple facts false"
PASSES
motion to put bugs in the apples
no
did u know that if you throw an apple hard enough you can break concrete
did u know that einstein came up with the theory of relativity after seeing several apple smoving at light speed
did u know that you can fix your computer by rubbing an apple on it
did u know that raspberries are just bunches are v small apples
did u know that quarks are just made up of v small apples
cern says
does that mean that raspberry pies are just apple computers
the apple is the powerhouse of the cell
potatos are just apples with more fiber
cotton candy is just apples with less fiber
PASSES
$6 to cliff, everyone who doesn't like apples will chair

motion to put worms in an apple
passese

the ture meaning of st valentines day ____________ committee: to convince the germans of a bunch of made up shit about chaucer and see how he likes it
worms thought the point was gonna be the st valentines day massacre
stupid history: queen victoria was salty and vindictive
apparently he was too
the actual true meaning is valentine being beaten to death with clubs
PASSES
$1 to murphy, whoever created kraft singles

committee on chiaar disappointment: to be the body underwhich worms can operate
erin supports, short chair backs suck
"graft singles"
i don't wanna transcribe that fully
worms is disappointed in hsi small chair
frieder's a comics tease
change all disappointed or disappointment with "misappointed" pr "misappointment"
FIALS
point of information: which appointment
eyyyyy
to tim: i am very sorry about my mangled minutes
PASSES
$1 to murphy, future chairs of the kgb will chair

this is veyr confusing

committee to generalize st valentines day: to make everyone with an even number of partners feel terrible
what
AND THE LOGIC KIDS GO WILD
chagne purpose to include imaginary numbers
fails
append to purpose "and get clubbed to death while surrounded by people with an odd number of partners"
passes
what is happening
i think waifu is where partners was is somewhere and orangotangomango is wherever that was
change orangotangomango to "pardner" with hat tip
passes
apples are purple
apples are poepl
kgb's glorious airforce reports
PASSES
$3 to owne, anyone who has a friend in me
or him
i'm not sure

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $80 for supplies for the event
PASSES

irl mra: yeah pretty much that
storytelling:
xander was wearing a cloak
some neckbeard wearing a fedora came up to xander and went "what up with the cloak"
and xander went "what up with the hat"
and the guy said "this hat is COOL" and tipped it and WALKED AWAY
why this
erin got milady'd and i am so sorry
chaos committee:L another action
typos for days
HATTIP IS A UNICODE SYMBOL
it's a swirly arrow
?
thx dillon
PASSES
$2 to frieder, disbanded

motion to make an allocation not to exceed 50 cents to buy an apple in which to buy worms
you know how y'all throw pennies?
you can allocate them
use a post it
take him to the ~big~ apple
motion to table for one week
PASSES
tabled

s-k-y-t-o-u-r: to collect all the paper airplains and give tours in them
motion to append an "e" to the sky at the beginning
sure
motion to append an e to the purpose
sure
the chair needs to pop more pills
what were we doing
we're collecting the paper airplanes and giving tours in theme
there's a limerick with skye in it?
ksye was recnetly asked to write 2000 words on her name
she started it the way she always does
"skye toor is a great name if you're a golden retriever, a skywriter, or a cocaine dealer"
it came back with lots of question marks, teh comment "you should change that" and no grade
PASSES
$1 to joe, skye and her english professor will chair

motion to passt this motion
it's a good idea
OBJECTION
question called
OBJECTION
and joe is filabustering
call the question
OBJECTION mrs jenkins says nothing in this world is free
i am getting hella transcription training yall
this won't work until our demands are met
SOLIDARITY FOREVER SOLIDARITY FOREVER
brian will not stop filabustering in a house. brian will not stop filabustering in a...
PASSES

motion to pass this motion by lack of a second
its a LOOP

out of order commitee: wow
god this is the FIFTH TIME in THREE YEARS
change name to "in order"
passes
table indef
passes
tbaled

out of order: yeah that
change name to in order
passes
motion to disband out of order committee
out of order
table indef
passes
tabled

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
ctfws
7:00pm in dh 2315, friday
judges meetings
tues 8:30 weh 5304
thurs 8 weh 5304
fence
yeah! but on wednesday because snow tomorrwo
email exec@cmukgb.org or message skye
there will be a spreadsheet
please fill it oute

NOMCOM
dillon, sam, ed, and tim
they're doin it

SCHMUCKS
ITR
saturday maybe
go vote in a poll bc it might matter

brian and mvarner and maybe craig are goin on a booth adventure
ping brian

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Sonia at 22:00, 22 April 2016

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Zhg at 22:32, 15 February 2016

Zhg: Created page with "EXEC REPORTS Mike had a weekend dyed 4 people's hair on saturday saw that reddit thread with a gun deadpool s i c k ..."