Sonia at 21:57, 22 April 2016

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OFFICER REPORTS
Mike
had a weekend
friend came to pittsburgh!
he got into heinz? we think
showed him how everything is broken

Skye
had a weekend
booth
things turned colors
zombies!
many $1 bills

Dillon
had a weekend
greek sing
was at soldiers and sailors for like 40 hours
EVENT
Karaoke
(or so dillon has been told)
7pm, Breed hall
sing poorly
to lyrics on a screen and with friends

Erin
had a weekend
between thurs and sat, spent 49.5 percent of time at soldiers and sailors
(submit to pravdaaaaa)

Zora
had a weekend
had homework to do!
did so many things!
not homework!
but at least it was fun

Joe
had a weekend
featured:
nightmare food
winning an electrician lottery
complicated day
machine learning will rule us all (probably not)

Murphy
is worms
had a weekend
invited a bunch of people to his house to drink
was the only person drinking
forgot that zombies started
showed up without ANYTHING. AT ALL

COMMITTEE REPORTS
nomcom!
accidentally assembled for three hours in a stairwell on saturday
nominations!
tim for pittsedent
frieder for corsec
worms for pittsedent
worms defers and asks people to vote for tim
dylan for corsec
dylan for treasurer

??? places:
nika has been in detroit
people just decided to let 52 kids LOOSE in detroit
"go ahead, be back at 8!"
got on a SHITTY subway, got off nowhere
couldn'g find food
everything was closed
"usually we have food, but today we don't bc st patty's day"
everyone's phone was dead
got outsmarted by an elevator
detroit is beautiful

BOOTH
saturday was great! stuff got done!
oneeeee person came to sunday's build
MOVEON IS HELLA SOON Y'ALL COME TO BUILDS
thurs 6:30 - 9:30
sat 2 - 5
sun 1:30 - 4:30

wtf
ed saw a guy on a motorized skateboard

people who look good in eyeliner
frieder

internet is for weird shit
there's an amazing minute and a half long vid that's from some japanese competition show
"base clarinet showdown"
two people with v small lung capacities and no skills
whoever can successfully play ANYTHING wins

storytelling
skye used to work at dcyo
the smallest young child with a large bass, stacked together, will eventually produce music

shit i read on the tartan
no incident rept about ab tech accidentally parking a truck in the middle of forbes
(the engine died)
they had to tow it awya
it might be permadead

OLD BUSINESS
the Thing!
not bringing the spirti of the thing back next week is steven's fault

NEW BUSINESS
gillysuit: to find teh tallest person, put them in a gillysuit, and have them hide in a bush
what's a gillysuit
a morphsuit covered in moss
what's a person
ok
what's a bush
an expres
there's a thing where people just dress up as trees
it's really disturbing?
(which turbing?)
(this guy)
PASSES
$1 to skey, anyone woilling to wear a gilly suit

cold business: to rember all instances of cold business re the kgb
change purpose to "monetize giving people the common cold"
passes
missoury valley something something approves
create the illness sell the cure approves
(xander gave this committee to skye)
ad hoc raining on your parade
there is no cure for cold
missourey valley vape parade doesn't like being associated
committee ot monetize watercycle approves
they actually put the bacteria in a pitri dish and were able to eliminate a lot of it by setting it on fire
skyentology committee would like to appologize
jane has a cold and would like to NOT be set on fire
"is it the common cold, or the COMMUNIST cold?"
"sorry"
(zora lowers the screen by accident)
so this morning in skye's tepper class
they had a competition to create the stupidest graph
skye did "how much hitler controlled the military vs how much germany lost"
it went stragith up
PASSES
$1 to steven, disbanded

people who have bene to a hockey game: GUESS WHY MURPHY KNOWS THE CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHME
it was not from the simpson's episode
append "or attended a first robotics reasonable" to the purpose
the pittsburgh penguins, a fighting team with a hockey problem
SPORTS
apparently the philly flyers do this too
at least in the 70s
(to be fair, sucking too much IS a hocky problem)
motion to disband steven
motion to reband steven
motion to put steven's band back together
(steven and the stevens)
motion to proband steven
motion to rayban(d) steven
PASSES
$1 to brian, steven banded will chair
brian is banking on that person existing

the common cult: to create common practices for worshiping both rinos and viruses
what is the common core
we shouldn't go here
what is normcore
there's an almost-endangered snake that's a funny joke
the steven-banded something
so what's the uniform for the cult
you should all buy the kgb sweatshirt
isn't this redundant with the kgb as a whole
has that ever stopped us before?
yes, yes it has
what is apple core
PASSES
$3 to joe, joe and xander will chair

objection committee: a place to put all the objections
dylan actually approves
has steven shown you his attourney's badge
can we make this an objective place to put them
sure
is it a place for objectionable objections
yep
let's make sure we're not objectifying them
what if we wasnt to put them somewhere subjective
predicate?
eat your HAMBURGER apollo
oh i get it
objection jection what's your fection
bijection
interjection
PASSES
$1 to frieder, anyone who says objection in the next 3 secs

the hivemind: zooop. zooop. zooop.
covered in bees
change first letter in commitee's name to an "l"
passes
WASPS ARE NOT AN UPGRADE
can we upgrade to the GIANT VENEMOUS JAPAN HORNETS
i guess
wait maybe we should. go back to bees.
they have honey
earwax or something
dillon's hand is comfortable like that
bees?
red, mediterranian, black, dead, ????
PASSES
$1 to frieder, anyone who chairs the objection committee will chair

convenient conversions: to aks amazon echo trollish questions
it's got a sense of humor
that went too fast for me to type but tim feel free to add
it was a metrics joke
frieder's friends's parents have an amazon echo AND a daughter named alexa
and they like yelling
it was weird
why would you have your amazon echo tell you shit jokes when you can just exist near wroms
for the record he said that i'm not editorializing
NERDS
thaaaat's numberwang
PASSES
$1 to tim, tim will chair

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $50 for supplies for the event
PASSES

jane threefoot pun therapy committee: to tell enough bad jokes that jane gets so hot headed that it will, as it does, cure her head cold
fun fact, physicists get to redefine physics at any point they wish
THAAAT'S PHYISCS
out of order committee reports
PASSES
$1 to brian, jane will chair
brina transrers ownership to jane

decision making committee; i am a squid today
change name to flip a coun
passes
cahnge name to flip a kgbitcoin committe
passes
is this film clib?
change name to flip a coin and then do something arbitrary
passes
how would you describe the tails design of the kgbitcoin
it sure si a boring butt
the sds department has a decisionmaking committee
this feels like a problem for stat
heads, you do the thing you want
tails, you flipped the coin incorrectly and reflip
the stats dept flipped 500 pennies a couple million times
it's headweighted like 5%
or .5%
or .05%?
those are very different numbers, i wasn't listening
PASSES
$1 to murphy, skye will chair

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $30 to cover the total cost of hvz
PASSES

motion to make an allocation not to exceed $2 to purchase a d20 for nomcom in case y'all can't decide
in what situation do we have 20 CANDIDATES ALL TIED
FAILS

ANNOUNCEMENTS
EVENT
KARAOKE wow caps ok
it's where you dig your own grave and then sing from it
we're in THIS ROOM MMA14
7pm friday
it'll be real fun

amendment
exec has office hours!
please come and give us feedback
mon ph a19c 7:30
weds 12pm - 1pm weh 5316
and 530 - 630 uc 306
thurs 8pm -9pm weh 5316
there are documents (actual amendment, readable version) on fb
if you're interested n adding to resources for readable doc please do that
please come
and DEFINITELY please read through it
this is pretty serious
and it's important that everyone's on board and understands where it's coming from
and we're really interested in everyone's thoughts

voting
pay your dues by the 4th!

zombies is happening
play

shirts
we have booth shrits and buggy shirts!
we'll have a form tonight or before wednesday
you'll want to order before next meeting
we'll make many announcements

booth
come! move on in 19 days

SCHMUCKS
motion to create the motherfucking out of order committee

puzzlehunt this weeekend
www.puzzlehunt.club
register there

computer club
talk on cobal (kobal?)
punchin cards
weds 5421 8pm

expii
needs content writers!
you gotta like math and science and talking! don't worry about being GOOD at them
zora hasn't passed calc and they're a math writer it's all good
email michelle@expii.com
this is paid

itr
on saturday
10pm wean 4

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Sonia at 21:57, 22 April 2016

Zhg: Created page with "OFFICER REPORTS Mike had a weekend friend came to pittsburgh! he got into heinz? we think showed him how everything is broken ..."