Dhreed at 15:21, 20 September 2017

2017-09-20T15:21:30Z

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2017-09-20T15:18:38Z

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Minutes 8/28

Officer Reports:
Dylan
-Lost in park, airbnb hostess peed on carpet
Katie
-Learned to cook, scavhunt was fun
Ian
-Cut off fly head, group theory
Quinn
-Factory work, turned into the Ubermensch
Dez
-jack shit
Joe
-Newral Nootwerks
Kate
-Too many fly head

Committee Reports:
Main Naturalism- Main invaded Canada, battle ended when a blackbear scared both sides
Curiosity killed the cat furry- OwO what's this
Pop occultism- A good time to finish up old tasks
Assassinate the treasurer- How are we different from the Russians
We're a fake real socialist organization- ???
a Skyeku??
misappropriated Assassinate the President- Skye has finally fallen
Actual committee to assassinate the president- we have a spy
Ad-hoc KGB is better at memes than you are- Since we went flyering with surreal memes, someone else did it with shitty mallard ducks
Moment of silence for MS paint

Old Business:
Joe forgot it
Bork- Everything but forgetting what to say
Orders of the day: Nothing!

New Business:
Commitee for Ferret-Safe Nooks and Crannys
- Eliminate la-z-boyz
-What constitutes folding?
-Does a bean bag with someone in it count as a sandwich?
-A couch made only of dryer tubes?
-Ferret out of dryer tubes?
-What if we upholstered a ferret
-Call the question thank god
PASSED
-5 to Quuxum
-Chaired by anyone who's owned a ferret
Committee for nesting tubular rodents between thighs
ANTISECONDED
Union of concerned CW scientists
-Time travel bullshit
-Now Struct of concerened CW Scientists
-Now Struct of Concerened CW Knower-People
-PASSED
-3 to Henry
-Chair by anyone who watches Legends of Tomorrow
KGB Injokes I still don't get committee
-The Number 7?
-STOP ASKING ABOUT THE NUMBER 7
-KGB Injokes that are older than me Committee
-PASSED
-3 to Quuxum
-Chair: anyone over the age of 30
Holofractal Committee
-Figure out why gravity spins so much by making it a Torus
-Now Figure out why Gravity Spins so Much by Making it a Gemini
-Assume gravity is a sphere of uniform density
-Is this a dodge Gemini?
-Now the purp is Ain't no Holofractgirl
-PASSED
-4 to Em
-Chaired by Em and people who can get better names for that Cowboy
Better Data Plan committee
-To Avoid all the roaming treasurer charges
-PASSED
-2 to Rauen
-Chaired by Rauen and Joe
Make an allocation to buy some heelys for Ian
-ANTISECOND
175$ for UG Tour
-PASSED
Awoo in order all the time?
-Always in order and un-finable?
-PASSED (FUCK ALL OF YOU)
Standing rule that what Henry did is fine and to do what Henry did
-Henry is, in fact, an institution
-PASSED
-I'm not making that change
-Change vowels to cannonize
-FAILED
Committee of Alex kdsjlsj Duplicity
-Identify and Veto motions that are double jeporady
-PASSED
-3 to Bork
-DISBANDED

Real Announcements:
POTLUCK- Freshmen don't need to be food
UG Tour meeting on Wednesday 9:30 PM, UC 306?
Solidarity Forever Fund exists
We meet every Monday
Exec meets Wed at 545 at probably UC 306

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 Committee Reports:
      Main Naturalism- Main invaded Canada, battle ended when a blackbear scared both sides
      Curiosity killed the cat furry- OwO what's this
      Pop occultism- A good time to finish up old tasks
      Assassinate the treasurer- How are we different from the Russians
-     We're a fake real socialist organization- ???
      a Skyeku??
-     misappropriated Assassinate the President- Skye has finally fallen
+     misappropriated Assassinate the President
-     Actual committee to assassinate the president- we have a spy
+        Skye has finally fallen
-     Ad-hoc KGB is better at memes than you are- Since we went flyering with surreal memes, someone else did it with shitty mallard ducks
+     Actual committee to assassinate the president
      Moment of silence for MS paint
 Old Business:
-     Joe forgot it
+     The thing: Joe forgot it
      Bork- Everything but forgetting what to say
      Orders of the day: Nothing!

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Dhreed at 15:21, 20 September 2017

Dhreed: Created page with "Minutes 8/28 Officer Reports: Dylan -Lost in park, airbnb hostess peed on carpet Katie -Learned to cook, scavhunt was fun Ian -Cut off fly..."