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<p>Created page with &quot;MINUTES 9.11.17 Officer Reports Dylan -Ug tour, David Bowie eyes Katie -Made the David Bowie eyes Ian -FMS Gaslighting and said they&#039;d never done grills Quinn...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>MINUTES 9.11.17<br /> <br /> Officer Reports<br /> Dylan<br /> -Ug tour, David Bowie eyes<br /> Katie<br /> -Made the David Bowie eyes<br /> Ian<br /> -FMS Gaslighting and said they'd never done grills<br /> Quinn<br /> -Did nothing<br /> Dez<br /> - &quot;Nothing&quot;<br /> Joe<br /> - &quot;Don't hit anyone&quot;<br /> Kate<br /> -&quot;no bad decisions&quot;<br /> <br /> Committee Reports<br /> -Stupid History- L Ron Hubbard dropped 100 depth charges on nothing<br /> -L Ron Hubbard- Bad lymric somethign something<br /> -Committee To Burn/Not burn R7: It's still there<br /> -Kira is our savior: Furious writing<br /> <br /> Old Business<br /> -Matt- pillow ghosts are not yoru fault, everythign else is<br /> <br /> New Business<br /> -Electric Starters Committee<br /> -purp: Can't gaslight about grills if they're not gas-powered<br /> -New Name: FMS Memorial Committee<br /> -New Name: YMCA Memorial<br /> -We are the CMU KGB, We take our silliness very seriously Committee<br /> -Purp: We are the world cup of Boxing,we speak the language of truth.<br /> -PASSED<br /> -$2 Quinn<br /> -Chair: Joe<br /> -Banishment Card<br /> -Send all tabled business from that day to the shadow realm<br /> -PASSED<br /> -Send all Shadow Zone Day companies<br /> -$4 Joe<br /> -Chair: Kaiba<br /> -Recursion Committee<br /> -Purp: Minutes*<br /> -FAILED<br /> -Broken Record Committee<br /> -Purp: We can kill this joke<br /> -New Name: Out of Order Committee<br /> -New Name: Motion to Broken Record Committee<br /> -PASSED<br /> -$20 Harry<br /> -Chair: Broken Record Committee<br /> -Broken Kneecaps Committee<br /> -Purp: Fuck up anyone who mentions the Broken Record Committee<br /> -New Name: Broken Recods Committee<br /> -New Purp: append &quot;Put all the vynils into one room so they can never be broken again&quot;<br /> -PASSED<br /> -$10 Nika<br /> -Chair: Nika's Kneecaps<br /> -This week's event gets $50.01 instead of $50<br /> -Banafacts Committee<br /> -Purp: Bananas used in cooking are called Plantains<br /> -Bananas are shitty sources of potasium<br /> -New Purp: Corporations pulling the wool over our eyes<br /> -PASSED<br /> -$7 Sujay<br /> -Chair: Banana<br /> -Ananas Fact Committee<br /> -Purp: In every other language pineapples are called Ananas<br /> -New Name and Purp: Pinapple Fact Committee/In every other language Pineapples are called pineapples<br /> -PASSED<br /> -$12 Gidon<br /> -Chair: According to all known laws on linguistics<br /> -Anansi Facts Committee<br /> -Purp: Tell stories about the tricksy spider God<br /> -New Name: Ansi/Unicode Fanfiction Committee<br /> -purp: Tell stories about the vriSKa spider god<br /> -\Fanfiction<br /> -New Name: Ansi/Unicode Fanfiction Committee::::(<br /> -EVERYTHING IS IN ALL CAPS NOW<br /> -PASSED<br /> -$5 BORK<br /> -CHAIR: I READ THE FIRST LIKE 4 ACTS, AND THAT'S LIKE 2/3RDS AND IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 HOURS<br /> -REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS<br /> -GET BOARD GET CARDED<br /> -DON'T EAT BOARD GAME PIECES<br /> -A18*</div>

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