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Minutes 9.25.2017

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
If you haven't paid dues last year or this year and want to vote on whether to do booth, you need to have paid this meeting.

OFFICER REPS
Dylan
-Parents in town, Bomb lab eternally
Katie
-Sickness, death, robohell, scc bad at job
Ian
-Played DDR and hibernated
Quinn
-#thefuckingworst
Dez
-More time on rules playing 7 wonders than actually playing
Joe
-Ice in mouth
Kate
-Woke up yesterday, did not do anything but laundry with a million assignments

COM REPS
True Apple Facts
-Not a member of the rose family
Stupid History
-Cato the Younger: phillibustered for 6 months, was hated
False History
-Kaiser Wilhelm: Avid user of vine
All math should be done in esperanto
-I am a grown man who needs to say "clopen" regularly
Assassinate the President
-Was bomblab successful at assassinating the president
Assassinate the president
-Closed to melee range
Mememto Mori
-Remember to die, henry

OLD BIZ
THE THING
-Rauen: Jasper is not my fault.
Orders of the day
-Jack shit

NEW BIZ
Mouthful of Ice
-Purp: Pretty much that
-New Name: Mouthful of Vanilla Ice
-New name/purp: Mothful of Bees/Mothfull of Vanilla Bees
-Newpurp: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
-Newpurp: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (but it's zed)
-Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
-PASSED
-$3 Mady
-Chair: Anyone who's ever accidentally swallowed an insect
Centrism Committee
-Purp: There's no difference between good and bad things
-TABLED FOR A YEAR
Motion to Ban "tabling for a year"
-Now: motion to construe "tabling for a year"
-Now: Motion to consture "tabling for a year" as creating the out of order committee
-FAILED
Motion to motion to make Committee
-Purp: to make some
-Newname/Newpurp: Motion to bake committee/to bake some
-Missappropriated KGBaking: yikes
-Newname: Standing Rule to bake committee/to bake some
-FAIL
Motion to the Left
Motion to make the Bflat major Committee
-Purp: *Trombone noises* (no literally Hal played the trombone)
-Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
-Hal has been transposed down one whole step
-Newname: Hot Cross Buns Committee
-Newpurp: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy a cover of hot cross buns as by Shosticovich
-PASSED
-$3 Quinn
-Chair: Horrible flimsy Orchestral Chair
Musiscian Fightclub Committee
-Purp: Watching Trombone and Cowbell Players duke it out in realtime
-Newname/Purp: ""/""
-Newname: Empty Stringplayer
-Warcriminal Assoc. reports success
-PASSED
-$4 Quuxom
-Chair: Woodwinds
Poorly named CS Terms
-Purp: It should be called "Arbitrary Access Memory"
-Newname/Purp: PoorlyDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGnamedDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGCSDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGTerms/ItDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGshouldDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGbeDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGcalledDYNAMICPROGRAMMING"ARBITRARYDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGAccessDYNAMICPROGRAMMINGMemory"
-PASSED
-$? Matt
???????? idk I missed a committee ?????????
-something somethign hotcrossbees
-PASSED
-$3 Katie
-Chair: KGBees
Motion to allocate funds
-Objection by Henry for "fiscal conservatism"
-"I'll give you a fistfull of conservatism"
-$150 allocated as originally intended, no thanks to Henry
Committee to Assissinate the Presidential Assassination Committee
-Purp: Get larger and larger trash cans for Henry to eat snacks out of until it becomes comical
-Newname: Henry Memorial Committee
-PASSED
-$6 Quuxom
-Chair: Intersection of the assissination committees
REAL ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Find the event, we lost it??? Friday 7pm
if you want clothes email exec@cmukgb.org
Booth vote is next mtg, come to mtg
If you wanna be a boothchair, tell exec
Zombies starts on Oct 8. See Matt or Dylan if you want to advertise or mod. Signup will start probalby this week. mthomps@andrew, dtv@andrew
Exec mtg -> UC 329
Schmucks
Dylan runs 1-shots, Miami Sudamonarchia is happening, if you wanna play ping dylan on Facebook or at dtv@andrew

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          -PASSED
          -$? Matt
-     ???????? idk I missed a committee ?????????
+     Beehive Tuning Committee
-         -something somethign hotcrossbees
+         -Prup: Hot Cross Bees
          -PASSED
          -$3 Katie

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Dhreed at 22:27, 25 September 2017

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